Rassles
Site Owner: | Rassles |
Site Name: | Sometimes I Make Lists |
Site Address: | http://rassles.blogspot.com |
Adult Content: | no |
Registration Type: | portal participant |
Articles Posted: | 9 |
Last Posting: | 2008-12-17 22:16:44 |
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Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
They Are the Future : So at three I bundle up and head over to a street corner in the loop to meet up with a bunch of overexcited students from two of our schools, who immediately demand hot chocolate and start singing "Jingle Bells" while they shook little fucking hand bells and played a cackling, ill-pitched rendition of "Silent Night" on their recorders. (posted Dec 17, 10:16pm)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
Cold Pants Syndrome : Cold pants are never a continuous torture; they usually sneak up on you after you've remained stationary in the freeze for a bit. (posted Dec 16, 3:20pm)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
There Are, In Fact, Multiple Row Sevens in Soldier Field : So when my boss fast-talked me into accepting those football tickets, he spouted, "Row Seven" in between many adjectives and verbs and other forms of grammatical syntax that I've forgotten, because I ignore my boss as much as I can, as I did all of my English teachers. (posted Dec 12, 3:57pm)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
Horology : There are certain fundamental units that I naturally take issue with, because although they're supposed to be natural physical constants, I can't seem to adhere to their rules. (posted Dec 11, 11:25am)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
My Dowry Is A Doozy : Best of Holidailies "It's a good thing your dad makes the big bucks. Your dowry is a doozy." "What's it up do these days?" Sighing deeply, he pauses. "My entire comic book collection. And like, seven goats." (posted Dec 10, 2:28pm)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
So lame. : Nap time. (posted Dec 9, 3:14pm)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
"You have to be to work early tomorrow." : I'm strolling in forty minutes late just like I do every other day. I might even stop and get myself some munchkins, just so I can tack an extra five minutes onto my lateness. Here's the thing: no one is going to know if I'm late...and what's the point of showing up late when there's no one around too afraid ... (posted Dec 8, 6:29pm)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
Drunk Blog : What we do every night. Try to take over the world. (posted Dec 6, 6:42am)
Sometimes I Make Lists by Rassles (9)
Not Gonna Give It To You : ...because saying "no" to a blogger who you-don't-know-very-well-but-really-do-like-a-lot-even-though-not-really-that-way is like the blogging equivalent of trying to stagger home after some hyped up paparazzi party and meeting some dude at a gas station and letting him drive you home..." (posted Dec 5, 2:50pm)