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Brand New Name, Same Old Crap...
Bill Gates can take Windows Vista, and shove it up his
After the initial pain
and suffering, Windows XP is finally stable and functional.
Why the fuck do we need to keep making things "better"
by upgrading to a new operating system that's full of
bugs and glitches?
Maybe by the year 2056 when Windows Titanium is released,
people will finally stop and realize that they've simply
fallen into a never-ending cycle of upgrades.
We should all refuse to
upgrade to Windows Vista, and not put any more of our
dollars in the hands of the Microsoft Corporation. Of
course, it wouldn't make a difference. Microsoft would
just lie, and declare record profits to please their
Vista boasts better management of all your media.
I can hardly wait... I accidentally downloaded the newest
version of Windows Media player, and it sucks ass.
Several years ago when Windows XP came out, a local businessman
proudly boasted that every single computer in his company
had been upgraded... Of course, he had no clue what operating
system they had been using, nor what operating system
they had upgraded to.... But like so many others, he couldn't
stand the thought of being left behind, and needed to
feel that he was on the "cutting edge" of a
technology he obviously knows nothing about. This just
proves that the world is run by idiots.
Windows Vista is like the 20th incarnation of the Windows
operating system, an idea that Bill Gates jacked from Apple.
Instead of reaping the benefits of something he stole, he
should be getting raped in a prison cell.
Some people believe that Bill's greed can be forgiven, because
he generously donates a fraction of his earnings to charity.
But when you sell millions of shoddy operating system for
several hundred bucks a pop, you can spare a few tax-deductible
dollars for charity.
So what will the future bring? Although the outlook is bleak,
there's one thing we know for sure: Microsoft Chairman Bill
Gates has a seat reserved for him in hell.
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