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how pathetic is this?

By lostincali in lostincali's Diary
Sun Nov 16, 2008 at 10:09:15 PM EST
Tags: localroger, pathetic, vanity search (all tags)

i posted a comment last wednesday that mentioned localroger in passing and he just now replied to it. how completely wrapped up in yourself do you have to be to scour week-old diaries for any mention of you?

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Calling localroger

By GhostOfTiber in GhostOfTiber's Diary
Fri Sep 19, 2008 at 12:10:59 PM EST
Tags: Localroger, Linux or FreeBSD (all tags)

I swear Linux or FreeBSD is localroger's sockpuppet.

CONFIRM OR DENY?

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Hey localroger

By Lady 3Jane in Lady 3Jane's Diary
Fri Jul 04, 2008 at 09:19:05 PM EST
Tags: scoop, sodomy, localroger (all tags)
Scoop

I've pretty much managed to be ignorant to your stories/diaries/comments in the past, but in your little tiff with the hobo you really do manage to come across as the ass everyone around here makes you to be.  Michael Crawford may be a self-obsessed lackadaisical daydreamer who reaches for the sky far too often, but at least he has the ability to be roll with the punches and poke fun at himself from time to time, not to mention he's a fairly decent fellow in real life once you get used to his mannerisms.

I would assume that you are a world-class troll, but it is obvious you really are the mildly autistic sociopath child you portray.  You are a complete fucking douche with nothing of value to add to this site.  The only thing you are known for is some derivative AI fanfic with pedo incest you posted to alt.sex.scifi.babyfucking in 1993.  

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sye made me ror

By GhostOfTiber in GhostOfTiber's Diary
Mon Jun 23, 2008 at 12:38:30 PM EST
Tags: roring, localroger (all tags)

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My blood is neon red

By IncubatedVitamin in IncubatedVitamin's Diary
Tue Mar 18, 2008 at 11:11:17 AM EST
Tags: acne, localroger (all tags)

As I dried my face this morning, I noticed a small lump forming under my skin. I squeezed and out shot a small wad of oil, dirt, puss, and hair. Wash my face with face wash and dabble a small bit of neosporin on it, i'm good to go. The remaining ooze mixes with my blood and I see a bright red drop form where the pimple used to be.

How do you deal with facial acne, k5? Poll inside for your polling pleasure.

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Fed chief says mortgage crisis set to continue

By IncubatedVitamin in IncubatedVitamin's Diary
Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 11:56:06 AM EST
Tags: rusty, lonelyhobo, localroger, MichaelCrawford, market crash, recession, DOOM, GLOOM (all tags)

One of the suggestions Bernanke made was for mortgage and other financial companies to reduce the amount of the loan to provide relief to a struggling owner. "Principal reductions that restore some equity for the homeowner may be a relatively more effective means of avoiding delinquency and foreclosure," Bernanke said.

Welcome to the beginning of the bubble burst. I'm curious to hear K5's idea of how to fix this problem. Bonus points to foreigners jokes about our housing problems.

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Has localroger left the New Orleans MSA yet?

By nlscb in nlscb's Diary
Thu Jul 26, 2007 at 10:51:48 AM EST
Tags: localroger, pedophilia, freedom (all tags)
Freedom

Has localroger left New Orleans yet? He said he would, but I was skeptical. He must have been able to repair and sell his house by now. Or is he still obsessed with building a mud hut. Note to LR - mud huts work great in the New Mexico desert - not so much in the semi-tropical south east.

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First habitable Earth like planet outside Solar System discovered

By zenofchai in zenofchai's Diary
Tue Apr 24, 2007 at 10:28:17 PM EST
Tags: localroger (all tags)

Probable that there are serious flaws with the headline, but that's the one the article used:

However, since its host star, the red dwarf Gliese 581, is smaller and colder than the Sun - and thus less luminous - the planet lies in the habitable zone, the region around a star where water could be liquid!

Best part:

According to the research team, the host star, Gliese 581, is among the 100 closest stars to us, located only 20.5 light-years away in the constellation Libra ("the Scales").

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