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How d'you manage to keep in shape? I hit the gym 24% drugs instead of food 19% booze instead of food 20% I eat like a pig, then throw it up 5% I eat less 27% I got a ring put around my stomach 1% Liposuccion 1% Sauna 4% I catch any virus that comes, then burn it out 6% I skip one meal 16% I masturbate (each ejaculation burns 1 cubic inch of proteins) 27% Whatever I do, I do it the hardest way (feet, stairs, weighted pen) 23% Wii 5% I train to become a sumo, so I eat twice as much, fuck you! 11% WIPO 12% Votes: 118 | Comments: 43 Results | Other Polls

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