Google Trends Polling

hillary clinton | barack obama | john mccain | mitt romney | ron paul



Note: Using Google Trends for presidential polling is not scientific. It is probably about as accurate as Dick Cheney's shooting. That being said, it is interesting. Is Ron Paul beating Hillary?

Chuck Norris vs. Mike Huckabee

Finally there is a presidential candidate who has a plan to secure the border. If Mike Huckabee is good enough for Chuck Norris than he's good enough for me. A vote for anyone else is a vote for roundhouse kick to the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

Republican Top Ten

You know you’re a heartless conservative when…

1. Your car is bigger than your house.
   
2. You did not see the movie about gay cowboys.
   
3. You think they should nuke Pakistan and Afghanistan because you always get them mixed up.
   
4. Your hobbies include polluting the environment, hunting endangered species, disenfranchising voters, and oppressing poor people.
   
5. You’re sure Hillary Clinton is the Antichrist.
   
6. After someone suposedly flushed a Koran at Guantanamo Bay, you’re looking for a Gitmo toilet because your toilet can’t compete.
   
7. You love Halliburton.
   
8. You think Ronald Reagan has a sexy body.
   
9. You have not seen “The Day After Tomorrow” but wonder how global warming causes New York to be coverred by snow.
   
10. The only thing that outnumbers your Bibles is your guns.

They say, if you are young and conservative than you have no heart, and if you are old and liberal than you have no brain. As a twenty-something ultra-conservative Republican, I guess that makes me heartless.

Single-Wheeled Pedal-Powered Vehicles

Chris Hatch
http://www.UnderJC.com
October 26, 2007



To whom it may concern,

The word "unicycle" is no longer politically correct. Hence forth, please use the term "single-wheeled pedal-powered vehicle." The term "unicycle" is often associated with clowns, and as a person who rides a "single-wheeled pedal-powered vehicle," I find its connotation offensive. Many people who ride "single-wheeled pedal-powered vehicles" are NOT clowns, and therefore the term "unicycle" casts a wrong and hurtful impression.

Also note that people who ride "single-wheeled pedal-powered vehicles" are people first and riders second. Therefore they should not be referred to as "single-wheeled pedal-powered vehicle riders" but as "people who ride single-wheeled pedal-powered vehicles."

In addition, the term "juggling" should be replaced with "prop manipulation artistry", and the term "balloon animal" should be replaced with "inflated latex resembling livestock."

Sincerely,



Chris Hatch
Person Who Rides a Single-Wheeled Pedal-Powered Vehicles