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Check Out These Guns!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw

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Christopher Meloni was snapped on the set of Law & Order: SVU causing some muscle-y mischief on Wednesday.

Are those things registered?!

Lick!

And sigh.

We miss his days of soft-core porn on HBO's Oz!

[Image via WENN.]



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86 comments to “Check Out These Guns!”  (RSS feed



  1. 1

    WHOA BABY! LOL



  2. 2

    I almost had a spontaneous orgasm!



  3. 3

    Eeeww.. Just thinking that he usually wears a jacket over that when filming - that jacket must have disgusting sweat stains! Maybe in a t-shirt I'd say Hot but that's just gross.



  4. 4

    Good lord, he is hotter than ever!



  5. 5

    I can think of very few things as disgusting as Perez licking someone.



  6. 6

    Huh. I think he looks freaky and not hot at all.



  7. 7

    Lick ? LICK ! LICK !

    How big is his "tool", PEREZ ? Ummmmmmmmmmm !



  8. 8

    DAMN, HE LOOKS YUMMY.



  9. 9

    How big is his TOOL, PEREZ ???

    Enquiring Mindz MUST KNOW ! LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK !

    He's a BIG BOY ! Ummmmmmm. Just imagine………….the "tool"………



  10. 10

    Damn, he makes me wet! (He was really cute as Sven in Fear and Loathing too.)



  11. 11

    So do I, Perez!

    I wank off watching Chris being naked and getting fucked by guys on Oz!

    He should sign up for some porn…



  12. 12

    Hot damn!



  13. 13

    i think i'll just pop in one of my Oz DVDs now. :p



  14. 14

    I'm do him



  15. 15

    damn…he is so f-ing hot



  16. 16

    fuuuuuuuck i love him



  17. 17

    He will always be Casey Jones to me *L* from TMNT.



  18. 18

    YUUMMMMMYYY



  19. 19

    very nice!



  20. 20

    Re: Kristylena

    But he wasn't Casey Jones. That was Elias Koteas..

    They do look similar though….



  21. 21

    Oh, geez I already love him, but now I just love him more.



  22. 22

    HAAAAAAY BOO!



  23. 23

    I found some hot pictures of him nude.



  24. 24

    Damn he'z so hot!



  25. 25

    OMG I love him. Licky licky. You need to post more pictures of this hunk. He is manly. I mean, look at the bulge in his pants. My heart / va jay jay melts.



  26. 26

    so effing hot



  27. 27

    i lovee him :)



  28. 28

    I still can't get passed the character he played on Oz. I'm still mad at him for the things his character did. They just weren't right, man…lol



  29. 29

    plllllllllllllllllllllaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeese chris, sit on my face…



  30. 30

    daaayyyummm sexy



  31. 31

    Wow, isn't he 48? He looks amazing. I'll never look that sexy.. :(



  32. 32

    eww NOOOO thanks
    back to the senior home for him…



  33. 33

    good god. He looks dee-lish



  34. 34

    when Chris was on Oz, that was the hottest show on TV. When he kisses Tobias, I'm tellin' ya I was so aroused. It was the hottest kiss on TV. Don't care it was between two men. That kiss was so real, I wondered if those two actors got it on.

    Love Chris!!!



  35. 35

    YUM YUM FREAKING YUM! SEXINESS AND A TRUE MAN!



  36. 36

    Ughh, YUM….Christopher Meloni is the perfect man. HOT HOT HOT. *drools*



  37. 37

    Man, he is so hot. I would f him silly!!



  38. 38

    His head looks tiny compared to his body.



  39. 39

    Okay, I have always thought he was hot, and this shows how hot and built he is. But…I do not like the shirt, I understand he wears it under the jacket so he doesnt sweat his ass off, but I dont like the way it makes him look…but he is still very yummy!



  40. 40

    Oh My God that man is HOT! I need some a that right about now.



  41. 41

    I sooo want to do him!!!!!!!



  42. 42

    Hahaha… oz.. soft core porn…LOLOLOLOL

  43. Wingy says – reply to this


    43

    OZ RULED!!! :-D



  44. 44

    Weird. His face is so 'every man' and his arms look like the Incredible Hulk's. Mismatch. Strange to look at . Not hot…definitely not.



  45. 45

    For all you teenie boppers out there, this is what a HOT, REAL MAN looks like! Christopher Meloni…yummy yum yum….



  46. 46

    now that's a man !!



  47. 47

    GOD, I'D LOVE TO BE LICKING THOSE PITS WHILE HANGING ON TO THOSE HUGE ARMS WITH MY HANDS, OHHHH!!!!



  48. 48

    Mr. Meloni makes even old Mrs. Cleaver hot! He's a babe (for the over 40 set).



  49. 49

    Re: costumequeen – right on girl!!



  50. 50

    I love him.



  51. 51

    gawd he's so fuckin hawt!!



  52. 52

    sexiest man aliiiiiiiiiiive.
    ow ow ow



  53. 53

    You should see his HOT ass!



  54. 54

    HOT!!!! HOT!!!! HOT !!!! hOT!!!!! HE IS HOTTER EVERY DAY MORE



  55. 55

    I just came. Good Lord,that man is fine!!!

  56. MP says – reply to this


    56

    Yuck. Not attractive. Look how small his head looks compared to his body.



  57. 57

    watch out Barry Bonds theirs a new steroid user in town



  58. 58

    hubba hubba what a hottie

  59. Sezzy says – reply to this


    59

    his head is too small



  60. 60

    Dayyyammm dat man is fiiinnne!!! I love it when he showed his butthole in OZ…..yum….



  61. 61

    I'd do him.



  62. 62

    danm sooo sexxxy



  63. 63

    Re: costumequeen – I total;y agree with you. I saw Oz for the first time when I was 13 and thats when I realized I was not straight.



  64. 64

    amen…he's the man…his wife is one lucky women….



  65. 65

    Gawd he is SO damn HOT! I want to lick his face!!!



  66. 66

    YUMMY! indeed. yeah, Oz was the bomb! lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,lick, lick, lick, lick,



  67. 67

    "sex on a stick", i also miss the days of OZ!



  68. 68

    bah ha ha ha why the fuck are there no sleeves on his shirt



  69. 69

    STEROIDS ARE A MANS BEST FRIEND! YOU SHOULD GET SOME FAT ASS!



  70. 70

    What a hottie!!



  71. 71

    …you can "Touch Me When We're Dancing" anytime…



  72. 72

    yummy

  73. DavHa says – reply to this


    73

    He's nearly 50… damn how come…

    Loooved everything about OZ



  74. 74

    gawgeous.



  75. 75

    WOW!!!!

    Too chicken to draw on HIS face PEREZ????????????????



  76. 76

    he's too sexy for words!! =)



  77. 77

    I love him!



  78. 78

    he lives in my building.. we talk all the time. so does donald sutherland, and p.diddy. why do you guys freak out? they are just people like you and me.



  79. 79

    So Hot. I Love Him.



  80. 80

    I would LOVE to suck him off. I can imagine him on top of me. SO HOT



  81. 81

    OMG I want to be raped by this man!!!!



  82. 82

    Re: UrbestNightmare – Because it's like 80 degrees in NY so he wears then under his jacket so he's not as hot.



  83. 83

    YUMMY!!!! Who is this person!?



  84. 84

    Just the other day I was mentioning to my bf that he was a sexy, sexy man and look at this!! Here he is… looking all beefy and stuff. I THINK I MIGHT HAVE MADE HIM A LITTLE JEALOUS.



  85. 85

    He has to be gay in real life. Wow!



  86. 86

    yes WE DO THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS FINE AS HELL ill never 4 get on oz when he showed his whole booty hole DAYMN