The Orcas

The Orcas is a fake band name for recording done by me, Jeff Gerhard. Thanks for listening.

“Exception might be taken to the name bestowed upon this [killer] whale, on the ground of its indistinctness. For we are all killers, on land and on sea; Bonapartes and Sharks included.”

— H. Melville, Moby-Dick

Scroll down for news and stuff…

August 25, 2004:

Love Plus

Ahem. Testing, testing.

A few notes today. Most importantly, I am announcing the release of Love Plus, a new album. This was about 99% recorded in Poland and the remaining 1% was wrapped up in Frostburg in July. It is my second real album (after Kraj) and I think it sounds pretty good.

Also I have basically finished a project to do artwork for my music and make actual releases to give out to family and friends and attractive acquaintances. So if you’d like a CD of any of the following, e-mail me and I’ll send you a copy:

I am also attempting to put some of the artwork online. I’ll do my best.

I have another song recorded in Poland that isn’t on Love Plus that I will try to get out soon, along with a song actually written in Polish if you can believe such a thing. So I still have more work to do. More later.

March 28, 2004:

Discount Boy Genius

Introducing Discount Boy Genius:

A collection of old songs (’95 to ’00) recorded recently. A full-length album! 54 minutes of music! And not only is it super-crazy-long, but also I am finally getting better at recording; these are not my best songs but they sound much better than ever… Check it out and let me know what you think. This one you can actually listen to like an album, it is sort of cool that way.

This was a big project but I am just full of musical ambitions lately. A lot of these songs were really short since I didn’t write very long songs back then, but I am itching to do some longer things. Prog-rock, anyone? We shall see. For now though, I think I need a break from recording and, hey, it is finally getting warm here…

March 7, 2004:

Well, here is a new website design. I thought it would be fun to have a discography and then things kind of escalated from there. I also re-arranged some things and added various new entertaining features. Entertaining for me, that is. I actually still kind of prefer the old version but it was getting too unwieldy.

Coming Soon: Discount Boy Genius, a collection of old songs.

November 10, 2003:

Two new songs for ye:

September 22, 2003:

Let's Make the Prequel First

I am rolling out a new EP which I’m calling Let’s Make the Prequel First. These are some of my old songs that I am finally recording to my moderate satisfaction. The tracklisting is:

I’m heading back to Poland in a few days. Who knows what musical adventures will take place there? But I am fairly siked to have taught myself a Myslovitz song in preparation.

August 26, 2003:

I posted a new song called Dead Serious mp3 lyrics.

It could probably sound better with a full band; ah well. I made a couple of site updates: the Kraj songs weren’t downloading properly but they should now. And I am introducing the ORCAS SONG MEGACHART for easier and maybe more entertaining access to the songs and lyrics.

June 5, 2003:


What’s new? I am starting to revive this site and add a few new things — the songs I’ve written in Poland, and also a bunch of lyrics where appropriate. I’m also revising the design to make things look better and be more accessible. Well, more the former than the latter. But you know.

I tried to record things from Łomża as best as I could. Some of the new stuff is quite good, some of it not so great. Almost all of it is just posted for convenience’s sake: if I had a real four-track here I could make them more polished or interesting.

Among the various technical problems in producing these newer tracks was the fact that I couldn’t find a microphone in this town which would be any good for me. Eventually I bought one at a store and had to cut it and solder it onto an adapter. Still, it isn’t that great. Then don’t get me started on the limits of “Audacity,” which is the program I used for recording. Grr. Anyway at least I accomplished something. Next year maybe I will actually bring a four-track with me.

Living in Poland has certainly been a complicated experience. Most of the new songs are in confessional mode, so you can glean a lot about my life here. Maybe the lyrics are a bit too direct and embarrassing but I hadn’t really tried this mode of writing before and it seems to be both suitable and fertile.

For the summer, I plan on being in the U.S. and doing as much recording as possible. I still have a massive backlog of good old things that I’d like to do up proper. Not sure what I will ever do with all this music. But there are worse problems in the world.

March 30, 2003:

New Song Available:

Based on true events and featuring a strikingly unoriginal sound (working title was “Trail of Thurston”). Written and recorded yesterday on my laptop: the vocals come out so poorly that I had to drench it in reverb.

September 6, 2002

Frostburg demos

Here are some audio files for you all to check out. These ones are done to 4-track, and while they are not exactly Tape Op material, the sound will suffice.

Why orcas?

Well, it was on my list of good band names for a while. I really wanted to use “Jai Alai” but then I discovered a band that had that name. And then once I started using “Orcas” I had to make all of these songs by “The Orcas” except for that one which I had already assigned to “Phantom Limb.” Whatever.


»» Last updated August 25, 2004.