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magicaltouch
Morea about what I'm looking for: "A best friend to share everything in my life with, and vice versa."
loosebolt
The five items I can't live without: “Lip gloss, cheesecake, cell phone, Palm Pilot, and good wine.”
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Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "Liars suck, I don't suck."
glass_doll
Last great book I read: "Write of Way: Slam poetry by the Houston National Slam Team."
daily_soap_user
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: "Didn't I tell you already? I could've sworn I did. Are you sure I didn't? I know I meant to."
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