supl on May 6th, 2009

Things are better off left undone - at least that’s the motto for those without a job. When unemployed people are given the option of being super productive given their ample time to get stuff done, they’re likely to squander their potential and leave everything until the bitter end. Procrastinating, often times, is the best [...]

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One thing unemployment does is it breaks down the wall between television snobs and the crap that is played non-stop on TV. There are people out there who swear they don’t watch TV unless it’s on HBO or Showtime…or until they’re unemployed. When a TV snob loses a job, he or she also loses the [...]

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supl on March 26th, 2009

There’s something about not having a job that suddenly brings out the inner cook in the unemployed. Some theorize that unemployed people turn to cooking because they want to save money by not eating out all the time. Others believe a sudden interest in cooking can be attributed to a complete lack of other things [...]

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When unemployed, it’s important to set some goals for the day, depending on how ambitious someone without a job can actually be. These goals can range from something as simple as taking a shower, escalate to the level of leaving the house, and be as grand as a New Years resolution to get in shape [...]

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supl on February 25th, 2009

Whether they’re prone to zits or just not keeping up with their personal hygiene, one of the the things jobless folk rank high about being unemployed (besides the free government money) is being able to shut themselves in during a particularly bad acne breakout or monster zit. Gone are the days when pizza face had [...]

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supl on February 17th, 2009

Some days it just makes sense to stay in your pajamas all day when unemployed. What’s the point of getting dressed in uncomfortable clothing when all you’re planning on doing is staying in the bed or on the couch all day? On certain days, like when you’re expecting a package from UPS or FedEx, you’ll [...]

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supl on February 10th, 2009

When people are freshly laid off one of the activities they engage in is figuring out sacrifices that must be made to make ends meet. Unfortunately, personal hygiene inevitably becomes one of the first to go not because of worries of using too much water or soap, but because they’re unemployed, and they have no places [...]

Continue reading about #12 Not Showering Regularly Because What’s the Point?