Site Update : Blogs and MORE

So hey how was the Chinese New Year for everyone? Good? Fuck awesome! So any way we now have a new feature….blogs yeah….but wait, ANY FUCKER CAN ADD TO THE BLOGS, YES IT’S INSANE MY DOC AGREED. We wanted to get our fan’s voices out there, so by sending a .txt file or just text of your blog to nitronia@hotmail.co.uk you too can add to our blog and as you may have seen, one has already been added!

Secondly some bad news, It seems Epuk Phale Guy’s (sorry I forget his name, I put it in a .txt somewhere…) youtube account has been closed and contact with him has been lost. I believe his videos are unavailable as of now but progress has been started into trying to either get them back up or finding him, so fingers crossed, I truly hope he’ll be back soon…

Lastly we have a new site mascot, Dawn Avril, though we don’t know much about her, hell who is she? Someone google her name for me? CoolCOOL nice. Fuck I might need to up my painkillers, but don;t worry folks.

Blog : I HATE MOVIES #1 - you got served!!


So today’s review is of you got served. It came out in 2006 and was about a dance troupe called the Jets dancing against the Sharks. Along the way they built a car and called in Greased Lightening, and ran over a drumline. So they start dancing against each other and one person was like “YOU GOT SERVED”

But pancakes weren’t the only thing served in this movie, the soundtrack is amazing with various songs by B2K, which is my favorite urban band. If you thought glee was inspirational, YOU GOT SERVED is all that and a bag of chips.


If you hate dancing, you will hate this movie. One of my friends saw this movie with his girlfriend, and they walked out 10 minutes in, only to ditch me at the movie theater, when he picked me up, a small puddle was where i sat. But i did not care. Because you got served was a fantastic movie.

If you have $10 to spend, go see YOU GOT SERVED on DVD.  If you have a friend that has the movie. Steal it from him. Because this is one movie you have to see.

WHAT I HATED ABOUT THIS MOVIE WAS EVERYTHING THOUGH. THE NIGGERS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECOGNIZE HOW THE WHITE MAN IS THE DOMINANT RACE.

-ThatJewWithTheAfro

Review of Invisible Crane's Audition Video

Halo there (lol), as a addicted fan to TGWTB, I decided to be the first to contrabute to the new BLOGS FEATURE of the site (no link yo reading them dumb dumbs) so today I’ll be reviewing Invisible Crane’s Haruhi Seisuzmiya review, IN BULLeT POINTS!!!1

  • Firstly he was TOO much like Enraged Critic, I Mean serious no one wants to watch loads of rip offs like DaAngryMovieDork, if I want to see quality enyeterainment, I’ll watch the orig thanks cheif.
  • I couldn’t tell if he was a girl or a man until I checked his wiki page.
  • He dressed funny, was really try to hard to look like a goth, and goths suKK cutting themselfs and listening to My Chemical Romance (sounds like a cum joke lol) and wearing tight clothes and fringes fukk JUGGS 4 LIFE (my mom says I gotta stop when I leave school FUCK HER IN THE VAGINA SERIOUS).
  • The audio fucking outsynced like what was that I can;t describe it are there words to describe that cos last I checked their isn’t.
  • Coulda make he own bag (clearly off eBAy).
  • The Scottish stereotyp wasn’t clear enough (even mai scot dad was confused :s)
  • THAT FUKKING DAWG serious go to acting college like where I’ going to become an internet celeb like tgwtb ad linkara.

So at the end of the day (LOL it’s not even fucking late butt nugget_) it was okay but it was pretty shit too, lets look at the score.

-3

BITCH YOU FAIL IT….woah lets hope they don;t censor this lik my fucking IT teacheer did for my school project (it’s called expression serious I should force my mom ro rape her)

-StupidDopeMix

Forky Experimentation - GOODBYE ME AM NO FORKY NONE

Vlog 02/19/10 – dude i am seriously tripping balls. maybe because i accidentally swallowed all of my webhostess/GIRLFRIEND drugs that she takes to stop her moods instead of Valium. why is the world spinning around in a teardrop shape?

/vlog.

Enraged Critic Special : The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

A guest reviewer auditions for ThatGuyWithTheBag, did he get through? no

TGWTB Back from Hiatus

THE NEW YEAR HIATUS IS OVER!!!

It has been awhile and the parties have been tough but the site is likely to go back into the full swing over the next month or so (hey, we don’t get advertising revenue to quit our jobs and make 3 videos a week!) with what I have been promised that Enraged Critic will be uploading a new review with a huge surprise on the weekend.

Also anyone asking about shirts, all I can say is be patient and watch this space…

Lastly, we are NEVER, FUCKING EVER done looking for new submitters, if you are interested in joining, e-mail me at nitronia@hotmail.co.uk. Don’t worry, it doesn’t have to be a CV lol. We are currently looking for a Comic reviewer, maybe a girl and lastly a Cook Critic.

Happy Feb Ladies

Dan “Nitronia” Hagger

EPUK PHALE THE LP #2: Sonic???

Rice cakes? Really?

Enraged Critic : Christmas Special

I put too many jokes in this one sorry.

Forky Experimentation – Thanks for the Award, Now Piss Off You Twat!

I am seriously so upset right now, I do not feel like making a video rant talking about it. But I have to so you bastards will be entertained. Don’t you know how much work it takes to make these videos? I know most of you enjoy them, but there are a few people who just hate them, and they take it out on everybody. What gives? If you do not like my videos, then you can just leave. BUT THANKS FOR VOTING ME FOR “FUNNIEST PERSON TO FOLLOW” I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH, I AM FUNNY!

ANGRY MOE DISHES OUT THE PAIIIIN!

ALL CAPS MAKES ME SCREAM EVEN LOUDER! BECAUSE I MUST MAKE ANGRY RANT VIDEOS FOR THE INTERNET. LOOK AT HOW ANGRY I AM AT PROPAGANDA THAT OUR BULLSHIT CORPORATIONS GIVE US!