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Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall 04.02.08

The FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as soon as possible. more»

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Massa Insinuates He Was Forced Out

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"It seems unfair that Republicans get to use public bathrooms for anonymous sex and Democrats just get berated in the shower by Rahm Emanuel."

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