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Public => Beer, Booze & BBQ => Topic started by: Major_Carnage on October 24, 2005, 08:47:59 am

Title: Gut-buster sandwiches
Post by: Major_Carnage on October 24, 2005, 08:47:59 am
This appeared in the Nov. issue of Maxim:

The Comfort Zone:
Nine-inch Italian hero. Cut roll open, remove the excess bread, and replace it witha a spicy, deep-fried chicken cutlet. Next, add the two essential condiments, homemade mashed potatoes and Kraft mac 'n' cheese. Then dump on some black pepper. Dip in bowl of gravy.

The Dirty Mother:
Use two slices of buttery Texas toast as bookends, and slap together a sausage patty, hash browns, and three generous chops of ham, separating each layer with a slice of cheddar cheese. Throw two fried eggs in the mix, and comfort them with four strips of crispy bacon. A splash of ketchup or Worcestershire sauce is your choice, but tons of S&P is mandatory.

The Destroyer
Slice a loaf of French bread down the middle. Layer the inside with pastrami, ham, and provolone cheese, then set it in the broiler for a few. Meanwhile, fry up some garlic, mushrooms, and onions in salted olive oil, while at the same time simmering three precooked meatballs in a shallow pool of marinara sauce in a separate pan. Throw everything onto the now-toasted blunt and blast it with BBQ sauce. Top with Parmesan cheese, red pepper, Tabasco sauce, bacon, and onion rings.

The Salty Dog
On a 10-inch sub roll, combine fried clam strips, fried shrimp, and bacon. Add shoestring potatoes, tomatoes, and romaine lettuce. Top with Russian dressing, Tabasco sauce, and Old Bay seasoning.

Da Bitchin' Fat Camaro
Start with a nine-inch French bread sandwich roll and slice it down the center, so it ends up looking like a giant clamshell. Bake the bread so the outside gets crunchy, and the inside stays soft and moist. Lather the bread with canned chili, then drop in two quarter-pound bratwursts, along with two chopped-up dill pickle spears, diced white onions, and shredded sharp cheddar cheese.


Title: RE: Gut-buster sandwiches
Post by: Turd on October 24, 2005, 10:19:03 am
OK new poll created.  FYI my vote is for The Destroyer.

Title: RE: Gut-buster sandwiches
Post by: TheBuckMan!! on November 03, 2005, 05:12:53 pm
Not only is my vote for "Da' Bitchin' Fat Camaro"....I think I'm gonna make one of these on Saturday at halftime of the Badger game.