The worst keeper you've ever seen, plus radio hits Big Phil's head and binocular football takes Japan

Bringing you the best football videos on the web, every day at 3pm. Here's today's hat-trick.

1) We've had some brilliant clips on 3PM Extra this year. But some are a bit more special than others... and this is one. Of unknown provenance, it apparently occurred in a Brazilian rainstorm. Which might just have made the keeper lose sight of the flight of the ball...

2) Here's former Chelsea boss 'Big' Phil Scolari, who's back in Brazil with Palmeiras. Fans of rival club Golas were so concerned that he didn't know the day's scores that they threw him a radio. Big Phil's reaction is priceless.

3) And finally... which of us hasn't dreamed of watching a football match in which the players are dressed in stripy bodysuits, wearing binoculars strapped to their eyes so they can't really judge where the ball is, and being reffed by a man in a rabbit costume?

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