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    jsjohnst profile picture

    Boy has my life taken a radical change lately. I've gone from 1-2 social engagements per week to having 2-3 different per night many days.

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    jgervin profile picture

    You have no power. You know who you are. Just follow me instead of sneaking around.... We both know your reading the tweets now. Sorry all.

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    tracysamantha profile picture

    @carriekirby isn't it hard to RSVP when the invites via fb come every day? What are the rules of etiquette?

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    bostonmo profile picture

    For once, my @LLBean_PR mocs were not the best decision - should have opted for boots today! http://twitpic.com/3twtdb

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    thatpatrick profile picture

    Can't sleep. Thinking of ways I am going to dominate tomorrow.

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    jc profile picture

    Ladies, if you tell me your favorite restaurant is a franchise, we're probably not going to get along.

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    babesmcphee profile picture

    OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

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    4orcedigital profile picture

    RT @jap76: Looking forward to the #4ORCE happy hour tonight with some of the coolest cats in the ad biz! @4ORCEdigital

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    JohnCMayer profile picture

    I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.

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    brettschulte profile picture

    I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.

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    MeiHuang profile picture

    Some people with great privileges decide to lead the easy life while those like myself with a humble background are aspiring for big impact.

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    serafinowicz profile picture

    Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!

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    mike29401 profile picture

    228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.

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    kochschwinger profile picture

    The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?

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    chanelwestcoast profile picture

    Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!

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    Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.

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    EeskeeMO profile picture

    Look, Im not saying Im better at tweeting than you, Im just saying.. 120 people care what i say, about 30 care what you say @MatthewDonnelly

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    lunaticatlarge profile picture

    @jpizzi @joyengel grrrrrl, you realize a good portion of my job requires sampling cheese (and wine)...I would never dis the cheese!

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    #!/monaeltahawy profile picture

    I really appreciate feedback but if you see me on TV, pls don't write to tell me you love my hair. Esp if I'm talking about revolutions.

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    brettschulte profile picture

    If you weren't on Twitter in 2007 you are NOT an authority on social media. At all.

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    SonaliT profile picture

    Watching a LOT of fashion mistakes go past whilst waiting for the bus. This is why I don't use public transport.

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    Fiona_of_Toorak profile picture

    LOL. Which one of you lesser people put me on "tweetingtoohard.com"? *pout*

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    babesmcphee profile picture

    this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!

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    ruv profile picture

    I'm not a philosopher in real life, i just play one on twitter.

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    ruv profile picture

    It seems that anyone who has a cloud startup now sends me their pitch decks. It's amazing who many bad ideas are getting funding.

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