gua tulis bukan sebab nama

kadang-kadang gua duduk-duduk, bayangkan nama budak-budak sekarang, canggeh manggih.. akak gua ade gak bising, penat nak tulis nama pepanjang kat buku skolah anak dia..
name nur sufi izzati bt muhamad fadhilah suhaimi..eh..yg panjang nm bapak dia sebenonye..
len kali, kalau letak opie bt emi..kan senang?
tulis senang, sebut pon senang..ye tak?


mase wa sekolah, cikgu sebut nama untuk amek kedatangan, sorang-sorang..ikut alphabet la.biasa nama aida dulu, pastu ayesha ......sampai budak last nama berhurup Z.. laju..semuff je cikgu sebut..

tapi cikgu sekarang mesti boring nak wat mcm tu..


"amelya el-syarleen syarlini binti mamat...."
"mia qisteeena balkishy sandha binti ramli......."
"jay eizurdin darwish nadal bin Jamal......."
"arianna mya scha terynna binti abdul ghapar....."
"danish gade gambit saifullah bin ali........"
"putri pippa middleton eizzain binti roslan...."


woh! cikgu-cikgu sekalian, pepagi, bgun tido, kena buat eksesais mulut dengan menyebut urup konsonan beso-beso..mcm ni..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

sepanjang 18harkat..nanti lembut dan semuff je lidah tu..


lepastu, bile diaorang dah tua,
cucu-cucu dorang tanye.."opah...., name betul opah ape? ...abah cakap nama opah Ipah je...btol ke?"
lalu, si opah pon jawab... " ehe..name opah...err.eerrr.....putri pippa middleton eizzain binti roslan" ..
style kan?


tapi..




tak semua orang berpikiran canggih macam tu gak..ade yang biase-biase je...
baru-baru ni, ada internal tournament kat jsk
wa tolong buat score sheet ngan pendaftaran...




ok pe nama kembang sagu....sebut pon senang..



hehe...






ohtetiba: selamat hari jadian :)

meh gua Plak lu!

kadar letrik naik....plak pon kene bayar lepas ni...
bukan plak yang dekat gigi tu la...ni plug yang kat dinding...





iniRandom: kalau gua mimpi orang , maksudnya orang tu ingat gua ke gua ingat orang tu eh?


gua mimpi mamat korea yang baru tambah power cemin mata.... super powah!!

bolehke bonzer nak jadi babysitter?

tadi gua sembang ngan aca buah.
budak ni gengster tapi semalam cuti rupenye g intebiu cikgu kemas
memang tak masuk akal kalau budak ni dapat jadi cikgu kemas.

dia cite, soklan mase interviewer tanye semalam.


panel:siapa menteri kemas?
aca: muhyidin yassin








memang caghe!

itulah pentingnya inglish in edukesyen..

kalau ibu gua tak keluarkan suara soprano, gua liat sket nak mandi...
bukannye apa, kan jimat...tapi orang-orang tua waktu tu tak faham...eceh..

maka...gua capai tuala masuk bilik air...
proses mandi jalan macam biasa...gosok gigi bagai...
gua cari colgate.

walaupun tu cap darlie, fresh n white ngan kodomo skalipon, mesti g kedai mek, cakap colgate jugak. bile kedai mek xde stok colgate, mek bagi fresh n white. maka, gua bli colgate cap fresh n white. ..agak pelik untuk order ngan mek cakap, mek nak fresh n white satu..mesti mek garu kepala sambil bebel bahasa kelantan....ok..tu iklan.
berbalik pada cite asal..

gua capai satu tiub nampak gaya macam ubat gigi..mesti ni brand mahal sikit..tapi tulis omputih
gua x pernah tengok iklan kat tibi.

maka, dengan senang hati, lalala..gua tenyeh kat gigi..
tapi pelik, rase kelat2...dah la xde buih..nak termuntah pon ade.

gua jerit dari bilik air sambil keluar kepala..
weh...........ni ubat gigi ape ar?
nape rase dia lain...?

akak gua tak ingat yang nombor berapa lalu...dia ambil tiub tu pastu gelak kokuat....


ni ubat jatuhkan bulu ketiak laaaaaaaaaaa............bukan ubat gigi...

sambil gelak-gelak.



gua..?? heh...hanya mampu cakap pelan-pelan... mane orang tau.... sambil kumur-kumur kasi rase pelik tu ilang.


nasib baik gigi gua x luruh macam bulu ketiak bila kena sapu menatang tu.
malam tu, lagi skali gua jadi bahan gelak....umur 7 taun..tau eja A for ayam B for bola je.

the name is Norhaslinda

gua ade 5 orang kakak yang baik-baik tapi semua kaki bahan..
yang nak di bahan tu, gua la..
gua bersyukur bile beso, gua x sengal macam mase kecik-kecik..
lain orang suruh..lain gua buat.

ade ke mase gua lepak-lepak ngan akak-akak gua, mase tuh gua 6 taun..
terlintas kat kepala nak cite pasal nama...

gua yang bijak cerdik pandai ni tetibe je cakap

"nantikan, bila orang dah beso, orang nak tukar nama jadi Norhaslinda.."

serta merta..suasana senyap..bunyik cengkerik,kelkatu terbang-terbang...pastu akak-akak gua bedekah kokuat kat gua...

kah..kah..kah....kah...sambil guling-guling hentak kaki gelak keluar air mata


Ape ko ingat name ko pilih tu BEST sangat????

sampi sekarang...mereka-mereka gelakkan gua.
hish...sampai bila la dorang ni nak lupe...


ohtetibe: gua pon xtau nape gua pilih name norhaslinda..gua pon xtau nape waktu tu name norhaslinda tu mcm best gile..macam up-to-date, stylo gile...

ohtetibe 2: minta maap pada empunye nama norhaslinda..gua xde maksud nak insult 'the name of'..cume berkongsi cite gua sengal mase kecik-kecik.

gua bersyukur ayah bagi gua nama Hana..patut gua bersyukur dari kecik lagi..

sila gelapkan jika ianya gua...apebende la tajuk emster bagi ni

pagi-pagi, update berita kengkawan..emster bagi gua homework..
nasib senang..

so..cikgu kemesah emster, ni kije skola gua..sila bagi A dan bintang banyak2..

• I am a male.
• I am a girl.
• I am shorter than 5’4.
• I think I’m ugly.
• I have many scars.
• I tan easily.
• I wish my hair was a different color. (nak purple buleh?)
  
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
• I have a tattoo.
• I am self-conscious about my appearance.
• I’ve had braces.
• I wear glasses. (or contact lenses)
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
• I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
• I have more than 2 piercings.
• I have piercing in places besides my ears.
• I have freckles.
• I’ve sworn at my parents.
• I’ve run away from home.
• I’ve been kicked out of the house.
• I have a sibling less than one year old.
• I want to have kids someday.
• I’m in school.
• I’ve lost a child.
• I have a job.
• I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
• I almost always do/did my homework.
• I’ve missed a week or more of school.
• I failed more than 1 class last year.
• I’ve stolen something from my job.
• I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
• Disney movies still make me cry.
• I’ve peed from laughing.
• I’ve snorted while laughing
• I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
• I’ve glued my hand to something.
• I’ve had my pants rip in public
• I was born with a disease/impairment.
• I’ve broken a bone.
• I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
• I’ve had my tonsils removed.
• I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
• I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
• I had a serious surgery.
• I’ve had chicken pox.
• I’ve had measles.
• I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
• I’ve been on a plane.
• I’ve been to Canada.
• I’ve been to Mexico.
• I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
• I’ve been to Japan.
• I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
• I’ve been to Europe
• I’ve been to Africa.
• I’ve gotten lost in my city.
• I’ve seen a shooting star.
• I’ve wished on a shooting star.
• I’ve seen a meteor shower.
• I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
• I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
• I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
• I’ve been to a casino.
• I’ve been skydiving.
• I’ve gone skinny dipping.
• I’ve played spin the bottle.
• I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
• I’ve crashed a car.
• I’ve been skiing.
• I’ve been in a play.
• I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
• I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
• I’ve seen the Northern lights.
• I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
• I’ve played chicken.
• I’ve played a prank on someone.
• I’ve ridden in a taxi.
• I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• I’ve eaten sushi.
• I’ve been snowboarding.
• I’m single. muaahahhaha..and always...
  
• I’m in a relationship. ♥
• I’m engaged.
• I’m married.
• I’ve gone on a blind date.
• I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
• I miss someone right now.
• I have a fear of abandonment.
• I’ve gotten divorced.
• I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
• I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
• I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
• I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
• I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex
• I’ve had a crush on a teacher.
• I am a cuddler.
• I’ve been kissed in the rain.
• I’ve hugged a stranger.
• I have kissed a stranger.
• I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
• I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
• I’ve sneaked out of my house.
• I am keeping a secret from the world.
• I’ve cheated while playing a game.
• I’ve cheated on a test.
• I’ve run a red light.
• I’ve been suspended from school
• I’ve witnessed a crime.
• I’ve been in a fist fight.
• I’ve been arrested.
• I’ve passed out from drinking.
• I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
• I’ve smoked.
• I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
• I’ve eaten mushrooms.
• I’ve popped E.
• I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
• I’ve done hard drugs.
• I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
• I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
• I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
• I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
• I shut others out when I’m depressed.
• I take anti-depressants.
• I have been anorexic or bulimic.
• I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
• I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
• I’ve woken up crying.
• I’m afraid of dying.
• I hate funerals.
• I’ve seen someone dying.
• Someone close to me has committed suicide.
• I’ve planned my own suicide. <---- ni ilang akal ke ape
  
• I’ve attempted suicide.
• I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
• I own over 5 rap CDs.
• I own an iPod or MP3 player.
• I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
• I own something from Hot Topic.
• I own something from Pac Sun.
• I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
• I collect comic books.

pergh..bepeluh ketiak wat kije skolah emster ni..