It's party time! Kate and William leave Clarence House for wedding reception

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The moment the world held its breath as William struggled to get the ring on Kate's finger

Ceremony begins: The first hymn sung was Guide Me O Thou Great Redeemer, which was the last sung at Princess Diana's funeral

A spot of trouble with Kate's ring was the tensest moment of a spectacular wedding ceremony inside Westminster Abbey

Just (wed) William! Prince drives his new bride away from the Palace in a vintage Aston after balcony kiss thrills the crowds

Prince William emerges from Buckingham Palace in his father's dark blue Aston Martin as the crowd's roar. The number plate on the rear said 'Just Wed'

It was the moment the world had been waiting for: the kiss to set the seal on a Royal love match that has lifted the hearts of the nation.

Bea and Eugenie strike again! The Princesses top the fashion flops yet again in outlandish outfits

Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice

Among all the fantastic outfits and array of dizzying hats on display at the Royal Wedding, there were unfortunately a few that failed to pass muster.

The nation finally finds something to celebrate as A MILLION turn out on streets of London

Fill The Mall in: Crowds wait in anticipation of the couple's first kiss on Buckingham Palace balcony

A million Royal well-wishers lined the procession route from Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace to cheer for Prince William and his new wife.

An ever so stylish sister act: Maid-of-honour Pippa Middleton mirrors the bride in white Alexander McQueen gown

Sister-of-the-bride Pippa Middleton looks picture-perfect in elegant white Temperley gown

The maid-of-honour looked the picture of elegance as she guided the young troupe of bridesmaids into Westminster Abbey this morning.

How Pippa Middleton's derriere already has it's own Facebook fan sites (and much of the praise is from other women)

How Pippa Middleton's derriere already has it's own Facebook fan sites (and much of the praise is from other women)

There are already three Facebook pages in praise of the maid-of-honour's behind, one of which, the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society, has nearly 9,000 fans.

Get them to the Abbey on time! David and Victoria Beckham arrive at LAX for their flight home for the Royal Wedding

David and Victoria Beckham arrived at LAX today for their flight to the UK for the Royal Wedding

Yesterday he discussed his excitement over his invitation and now David Beckham is en route to London for the big day.

Dress rehearsal at dawn: Hundreds of servicemen stage spectacular trial run for Kate and William's big day

Back to the palace: The cavalry lead the way for the wedding carriage back up the Mall to Buckingham Palace

Hundreds of soldiers, sailors and airmen today had their last chance to practise for Friday's Royal Wedding in a dress rehearsal that started before dawn.

Call for special branch! Workmen create Kate's indoor forest at the Abbey as bride and her sister leave home, possibly for the last time

Kate Middleton, drives away from her family home in Bucklebury today

While Prince William's wife-to-be wheeled away from her Berkshire home alongside sister Pippa, workers unloaded trees at Westminster Abbey.

£72,000 betting riddle as Kate Middleton is tipped to borrow Queen's tiara for wedding

It is believed Kate will wear the tiara worn by the Queen on her wedding day

A gambler stands to win £72,000 after betting that Kate Middleton will become the first 'commoner' to wear the Queen's tiara, pictured, as she weds.

Will Kate arrive beneath a brolly? Forecasters predict thunder storms in London for Royal Wedding

Regent Street / William and Kate

Despite earlier predictions that the sun would shine on the royal newlyweds, updated forecasts yesterday indicated a strong chance of a traditional April shower.

Little chefs: Samantha Cameron enlists help of charitable children as she prepares for her Royal Wedding street party

Samantha Cameron was joined by charitable children in the kitchens of Downing Street

The Prime Minister's wife, 40, and the children baked dozens of cupcakes to make sure the 100 guests at a street party outside her home on Friday are well fed.

Royal Wedding: No Earl Spencer speech as 1,000 'very best friends' are given pride of place in the Abbey

Earl Charles Spencer pays tribute to his sister Princess Diana during her funeral service at Westminster Abbey

William’s uncle Charles Spencer, who had been expected to deliver an address during the service, will now have no formal role, Palace aides have confirmed.

How the U.S. media is publishing TWICE as much on the Royal wedding as the British (despite polls showing Americans don't care)

Wedding mania: The U.S. media is publishing near twice as much about Kate and Wills as the UK media are

The Nielsen study analysed information from traditional news outlets in the U.S., UK and Australia following November's long-awaited engagement announcement.

How William and Kate's first public kiss on the Palace balcony signals a great future together (unlike Charles and Diana's)

The Royal Wedding of Prince William & Catherine Middleton

Beneath the famous balcony thousands of cheering well-wishers watched as Prince William and his new bride kissed. Kate giggled afterwards while William smiled broadly.

Her 'meticulous' Majesty: Queen fusses about every detail of wedding bash... says royal cousin charged with planning party

'The Queen has had a very hands on approach'

The run-up to any big event is tiring for any party planner, so it is little wonder that Lady Elizabeth Anson is fortifying herself with extremely strong tea as she gears up for tomorrow’s royal wedding.

Let the rip-offs begin: Meet the designer in a royal rush to copy Kate Middleton's wedding gown

A rush order: Shala Moradi is preparing to make her own version of Miss Middleton's wedding gown, and will send it into production days after the nuptials

Fashion designer Shala Moradi is preparing to make a cut-price version of Ms Middleton's wedding gown that will go into production days after the nuptials.

Ellie's Palace date: William and Kate invite Ellie Goulding to serenade them at reception

Ellie Goulding has been invited to perform at the Royal Wedding by Prince William and Kate

Singer set to perform her cover of Your Song from John Lewis ad.

So why are oiks like Kate's uncle invited to the royal wedding while Brown and Blair aren't? Fury grows over snub to former Labour PMs

Choices: Kate Middleton's rogue uncle Gary Goldsmith is invited to the wedding but Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are not

The former Prime Ministers are not invited but Kate's black sheep uncle Gary Goldsmith, once exposed as a cocaine user by a tabloid newspaper, is on the list.

Pippa Middleton's party plans peeve the Palace as courtiers 'shudder' over glitterballs in the throne room

Pippa Middleton's party plans peeve the palace

The events organiser, who also works for her parents' online party business, has taken a fortnight off work to oversee final details for her sister.

Banned from Facebook and working in a Boston bike shop - meet the OTHER Kate Middleton

Banned from Facebook and working in a Boston bike shop - meet the OTHER Kate Middleton

The 32-year-old, who works in a cycle shop, revealed today that she is constantly being confused with Prince William's bride-to-be - despite there being little physical resemblance.

Royal 'superfan' stakes early claim to bag prime spot for Royal Wedding... three days before the big event

John Loughrey has already begun camping out to get a good spot for the Royal Wedding

With his trusty sleeping bag, two carrier bags and a Union Flag hat, this is the first Royal Wedding fan to stake out a place in front of Westminster Abbey for the big day.

From mercenaries' sons to the man who stuffed $1m down his underpants, guess who won't be sitting next to the Queen

Following fevered speculation about who might or might not be attending the Royal Wedding, here are some guests the Palace seems less keen to publicise

Following fevered speculation about who might or might not be attending the Royal Wedding, here are some guests the Palace seems less keen to publicise...

A palace it ain't: In the shadow of a high-rise block the childhood home of Kate Middleton in Jordan

This is the modest home in Jordan in which Kate Middleton spent some of her childhood

The shabby one-storey building was home for more than two years from May 1984, when her father Mike got a job as a British Airways manager and moved to Amman.

It could have been us! William's ex- girlfriends, who all came so close to being the princess bride themselves

William's ex- girlfriends, who all came so close to being the princess bride themselves

Though it has been over eight years since any of the dated the Prince, it appears that he has sustained a relationship with nearly all of them.

Chelsy Davy and SamCam duet in turquoise as they lead the way in a colourful parade of A-listers at Westminster Abbey

Chelsy Davy, Joss Stone, Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Samantha Cameron at Westminster Abbey today

Parliament Square turned into a riot of colour this morning as Royal wedding guests arrived at Westminster Abbey.

Welcome back Cat! Miss Deeley leads the British television personalities taking part in US Royal Wedding coverage

Cat Deeley is back in town to cover the Royal Wedding

The presenter looked in her element as she ran around the media area across from Buckingham Palace in a summery outfit of cream blouse and leather shorts. Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne also spotted at the Palace.

Their last day of freedom: Biker Wills has a game of five-a-side with pals before his final rehearsal with Kate

Nervous? Kate Middleton leaves her family home with a protection officer

During a kick-about in a South London park at 10pm on Tuesday, one of William’s friends was even overheard referring to his ‘last day of freedom’.

'William must recognise me by the time I get to the altar': Kate Middleton's only condition to hair stylist Richard Ward for big day

Kate Middleton advises hair stylist Richard Ward to keep her hair natural for the big day

Richard Ward insisted that Kate's pending marriage to Prince William hasn't changed her.

Millions of Britons will miss the Royal Wedding day fun as thousands of employers will not be giving workers a paid day off

Union jacks line The Mall ahead of the Royal Wedding

The wedding comes at a difficult time for many small businesses which are struggling to cope with the unprecedented string of bank holidays.

Royal Wedding cake baker bans Union Jack from factory because of 'sectarian' links

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Workers at the McVitie's factory in Glasgow were told it was 'not acceptable' to fly the British flag because of its links to football and sectarianism.

Armed police among royal wedding congregation as 5,000 officers turn the Abbey into Fortress Westminster

Protection: 5,000 armed police will be on hand during the royal wedding day

Members of Scotland Yard's elite firearms squad will mingle with guests in what is set to be the most protected royal wedding ever.

English wine on the table for Kate and William's big day... and it only costs £8.50 a bottle

Cheapest: Chapel Down's Flint Dry white wine costs £51 for six bottles

Chapel Down white wine, made in Tenterden, Kent, is expected to be served at Buckingham Palace during one of the private receptions after the ceremony on Friday.

A bag fit for a princess? Kate Middleton's $1,665 tote that was named after Diana

A bag fit for a princess? Kate Middleton's $1,665 tote that was named after Diana

The 29-year-old has been spotted carrying Tods' D-Bag - a classic leather tote that the Italian label named for Princess Diana after her death in 1997.

Finding Heston's royal pud a trifle hard to track down? Why not whip up your own?

Not a bad effort: The end result was possibly a bit less sophisticated than Heston's version, but much more festive and far cheaper - even factoring in the saffron and the slosh of brandy

Wacky chef Heston Blumenthal has come up with a special Royal Trifle to adorn festive tables this Friday, but The Mail's Lydia Slater thinks she can make her own.

Where to watch and where to party: Your very own Wills and Kate wedding planner

Nuptials: The excitement is building for the wedding of the year

With an estimated 1.5 million Royal Wedding watchers expected to converge on London on Friday, the best spots will go to the best prepared

No froth, no filter, just a shot of artistic magic as Royal Family fan paints portrait of Kate and William using coffee

Milky whites: Karen Elan has sent her portrait of William and Kate, painted using coffee, to the happy couple

this is a sepia-toned tableau with a twist - or rather a kick. Caffeine-junkie Karen Elan used coffee rather than paint to create the portrait.

Is the Palace asking too much of a 29-year-old? How it's difficult to avoid haunting comparisons with Diana

Steely? Kate out shopping this week

Diana was, of course, the last beautiful young woman to marry an heir to the throne — precipitating a fashion fever and thousands of young girls’ dreams.

Sorry Harry, the beer's orf: Prince William and Kate ban pints from Wedding reception as Palace reveals seating plan and full guest list

Teetotallers: Prince William and Kate will enjoy their wedding day sober

Prince William and Kate Middleton have revealed their final wedding guest list - but none of the VIPs will be offered beer as it has been banned from the big day.

Titch in time! Moment Irish regiment’s tiny tailor stepped in to help Royal Wedding guardsman who fainted during parade rehearsals

Faint with dignity: Unfortunately this woozy soldier seems to have forgotten to read the page on collapsing to attention

In the strict world of British military protocol, there are even rules on how to faint with dignity.

I was a shoulder to cry on for Diana: Janet Filderman reveals the Princess's regrets about her big day

Disastrous dress: Diana realised she¿d made a blunder with the mega-décolletage she wore for her first public appearance after the announcement of her engagement

The Princess had started seeing society beautician Janet after suffering skin problems during her pregnancy, and within weeks was sharing her innermost secrets.

Best hoof forward: The 11 police horses in the running to escort William and Kate's carriage.. but only nine will get the honour

But do their coats match? The eleven horses of the Metropolitan Police's Grey Escort, nine of them will escort William and Kate's carriage from Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace on Friday

William and Kate's first journey as man and wife on Friday will be escorted by nine of the coolest heads chosen from the horses of the Met's mounted division.

LIZ JONES: Why Kate Middleton should get off the High Street

Kate Middleton

Last week the future Queen stocked up on some honeymoon essentials - but our fashion expert doesn't rate her choices...

Battle stations... which channel will you be tuned to on Friday? Choose wisely, because the BBC and ITV take a dramatically different approach

Battle of the channels: The BBC and ITV go head-to-head on Royal Wedding coverage in what Pier's Morgan deems as ¿the biggest event in television history'

The rival domestic networks will, of course, be getting out the bunting and the big guns.

I know what makes my pal William tick: Ben Fogle, close friend (and lookalike) of Prince William, reveals a side of him the public never see...

In with the Windsors: TV star Ben Fogle, is good friends with Prince William so much so that he and his wife Marina have been invited to the Royal Wedding

Ben, has become something of a chum of Prince William. So much so that he and his wife Marina have been invited by the royal couple to celebrate their wedding.

When Carole was bold as brass: Picture shows Kate's cornet-playing mum in band

At band camp: Kate's mother Carole Middleton (circled) in her Featherstone school band in 1974

Carole Middleton was a 17-year-old sixth former when she joined the ensemble at Featherstone County School in Southall, Middlesex. She left the school in 1973.

Britain loves Kate... will the Royals? Mail poll reveals fears Middletons face snobbery at the Palace

Three quarters of the country are planning to watch Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot on Friday

As they count down to Friday’s wedding, Prince William and his bride will be cheered by a surge of popular goodwill, with three quarters of us planning to watch the ceremony on TV.

Careful darling, the whole world is watching: As the biggest TV event approaches there are bound to be a few surprises...

As the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton approaches there are bound to be a few surprises

The Royal Wedding is set to attract the biggest audience in television history – an estimated 2.4 billion. The Queen's wedding was the first to be televised.

Scots Guard removed from Royal Wedding duty for making vile slurs against Kate Middleton

Cameron Reilly, 18, made vicious online rants about Kate Middleton

Cameron Reilly, 18, pictured, from East Kilbride, has been banned from the Royal Wedding parade after he made vitriolic comments about Kate Middleton.

Harry plots a 6am survivors’ breakfast: Best man takes charge of the ‘wedmin’ - and bacon butties

Royal knees-up: Prince Harry is calling his part of the wedding planning 'wedmin'

The 26-year-old, who is calling his part of the Royal Wedding planning ‘wedmin' wants to give William and his bride a party to remember.

This time it will be a fairytale ending... this marriage is different to Charles and Diana’s, says the former royal reporter and Diana’s close confidante

This marriage is different to Charles and Diana¿s, says the former royal reporter and Diana¿s close confidante

JENNIE BOND says that this marriage is so different to Charles and Diana’s in every single way.

The 5,500 streets that will toast the happy couple with community parties

Union flags hung along Regent Street in celebration of the forthcoming royal wedding. More than 5,500 street parties are expected to mark the occasion

London leads the way with more than 800. And with 85 events approved for the day, Richmond-upon-Thames is the hottest spot for street parties in the capital.

Our romp through royal weddings past... Giles Coren and Sue Perkins get a taste of royal history for their new TV show

Role play: Sue Perkins and Giles Coren as Kate and Wills in their their one-hour special for the BBC

The restaurant critic and comedienne, are marking William and Kate’s nuptials by planning a regal-sized spoof marriage.

Fearing a Royal divorce? Archbishop of Canterbury reveals he had a 'long chat' with Prince William and Kate about married life

The Archbishop of Canterbury has commended the William and Kate have approached their wedding

Dr Rowan Williams said the pair had been forced to think long and hard about the pressures this will inevitably bring on their marriage.

The mother of all dress dust-ups! Carole Middleton shocks top couturier by dismissing her weeks before the wedding and refusing to wear her outfit at Westminster Abbey

Carole Middleton dismissed Ms Cierach three weeks ago

After selecting Lindka Cierach, one of Britain’s leading couturiers, to create her outfit, Kate Middleton's mother has left Ms Cierach stunned by refusing to wear it at the 11th hour.

Soul diva Joss, the King with 14 wives and the Princess who married her personal trainer: Who sits with who at the Abbey

Around 1,900 people have been invited to Friday¿s Westminster Abbey ceremony which will be watched by a worldwide TV audience of about two billion

Around 1,900 people have been invited to Friday’s Westminster Abbey ceremony which will be watched by a worldwide TV audience of about two billion.

Signed, sealed, delivered: Queen's formal consent for marriage of 'beloved' William and 'trusty' Kate is unveiled

The Queen's Instrument of Consent gives official permission for Prince William to marry Kate Middleton

The 'Instrument of Consent' features decorative artwork chosen by the artist to represent the groom and bride-to-be.

Scotland Yard targets stalkers and royal fanatics ahead of William and Kate's wedding

Stalkers and fanatics are being targeted ahead of the Royal wedding

Police fear that rather than terrorists, the biggest threat will come from those obsessed with royalty, and have said they may section potential troublemakers.

Of course I’ll change it to Sweet Catherine: Sweet Caroline is William’s favourite song and Neil Diamond says he’ll be honoured to rewrite it for the first dance

Shall we dance: Like his mother Prince William is a Neil Diamond (right) fan and if he has his way, the song Sweet Caroline will be played for the first dance at his Buckingham Palace wedding party

It was a hit more than ten years before he was born, but has always been close to William’s heart.

Perfect pins: Pippa Middleton takes night off from Royal Wedding duties at Holly Branson's engagement bash

Pippa Middleton showed off a fabulous figure as she attended Holly Branson's engagement bash

The 27-year-old showed off her fabulous figure in a peach tiered dress as she attended the bash at Kensington Rood Gardens.

Kate Middleton's parents set to fork out £100,000 for daughter's royal wedding

The hotel bill alone for family and friends to stay at the Goring hotel in Belgravia, where one-room suited cost £1,140 each, is expected to exceed £20,000.

The hotel bill alone for family and friends to stay at the Goring hotel in Belgravia, where one-room suited cost £1,140 each, is expected to exceed £20,000.

Kate Middleton's parents meet the Queen for the first time: Monarch has them to lunch to 'break the ice' before Royal Wedding

Meet the in-laws: Michael and Carole Middleton met the Queen at Windsor Castle for an 'ice-breaking' dinner party

Michael and Carole Middleton were invited to Windsor Castle for the intimate getting-to-know-you meal.

In lines to the throne: Artist takes 80 hours to create Prince William and Kate Middleton... on an Etch A Sketch

In line to the throne: The Etch-A-Sketch image of Prince William and Kate Middleton

Their faces have been captured on mugs, plates, tea towels - and even in Lego - now it's the turn of an Etch A Sketch whizz to pay his tribute to Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Enjoying her last days of freedom: Kate Middleton skips along the King's Road like any normal 29-year-old

Looking as stylish as ever, Kate Middleton goes shopping in Chelsea

Just a week before her wedding to Prince William, the bride-to-be hit the shops on Kings Road in Chelsea for a second day running with hardly any security as onlookers gathered to catch a glimpse of their future Queen.

Now you even can buy OFFICIAL Royal Wedding china cups - designed by Kate and William themselves

William and Kate

The first ever Loving Cup was hand-gilded at a pottery in Staffordshire yesterday bearing the entwined initials C and W to stand for Prince William and Kate - or Catherine - Middleton.

Let's hope that doesn't happen on the big day: Household Cavalry soldier tumbles from horse while practising for Royal wedding parade

Cavalry fall

It is one of the oldest and most senior regiments in the Army. But even the Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment (HCMR) can have their off-days.

RICHARD KAY: Diana doll firm cashes in on Kate

Kate Middleton

Seven years after the Princess of Wales Memorial Fund paid out £13.5m to The Franklin Mint after a hugely ill-advised legal action, the firm has come up with a new figurine - of Kate Middleton.

JAN MOIR: Charles flogging wedding jigsaws, the Middletons peddling corgi-themed cake decorations... they must take us for Royal mugs

No shame? The 250 piece jigsaw available from Prince Charles' shop at Highgrove is just one example of the countless items available ahead of the Royal wedding

Traditionally, the build up to a Royal Wedding is a time of romance and excitement. However, it is also a time when every tat pedlar makes a quick buck by selling crummy souvenirs.

Is the Royal Wedding coverage making you feel queasy? Buy yourself a souvenir sick bag

Sick bag

If you're already sick of hearing about the Royal Wedding, you're definitely going to need one of Lydia Leith's creations come April the 29th.

Kate and William split: Commemorative stamp places a perforated line between the royal couple

Royal split: A perforated line separates Kate and William on a commemorative stamp released in New Zealand

To further add insult to injury, William's side of the stamp is worth NZ$1 (47 pence) more than Kate's side.

When a fuller-faced Kate followed in William's footsteps on identical trips to Chile

Teenage traveller: Kate Middleton looking fuller-faced during her trip to Patagonia in 2001 than in recent outings in London

The couple completed ten-week expeditions months apart during their gap year. The trips brought them close to meeting a year before St Andrews University.

Four dresses for £225: Is this Kate's High Street honeymoon wardrobe?

Kate Middleton's 'honeymoon' wardrobe

She may be able to afford haute couture, but Kate Middleton showed that she is just as happy in the high street. She bought four items from Warehouse.

Kate Middleton 'pays tribute to Princess Diana in emotional grave visit with William'

Emotional: Prince William is reported to have taken Kate Middleton to the island where his mother, Princes Diana, is buried

The prince held hands with his fiancée as they walked slowly to the island on the Althorp Estate in Northamptonshire where Princess Diana was buried.

Bride-to-be in a jelly bean: Kate Middleton's face spotted in sweet

Kate Middleton in a jelly bean

Wesley Hosie, 25, spotted the face of Prince William's bride-to-be in the yellow sweet which was covered in red blotches in Taunton, Somerset.

Top Trumps names Kate Middleton as the new Queen of Hearts

Top trumps

The card game goes on sale today, and features Kate, William and dozens of royals and other guests - as well as a couple of corgis and Westminster Abbey.

Your Royal Dryness: Official wedding tea-towels WILL be allowed after Palace U-turn

The official Royal Wedding china range featuring a commemorative tankard, plate and pill box pictured in the White Drawing Room at Buckingham Palace

Demand for memorabilia celebrating Prince William and Kate Middleton's marriage in April has reached 'phenomenal' proportions

Portugal's royal flush: Zara Phillips is wisely having a home built on the Silver Coast

Walled wonder: The medieval town of Obidos is just one of the attractions on the Silver Coast

The development will comprise 390 properties, an 18-hole golf course, swimming pools, spa and tennis courts. It is also just ten minutes’ drive from the Silver Coast, which has growing appeal for British buyers.

What will his mother-in-law say? Mike Tindall contemplates postponing his honeymoon... so he doesn't miss a rugby game

Zara Phillips and her fiance Mike Tindall

Princess Anne apparently expressed concern about how Mike Tindall's nose will look in wedding photos. So we dread to imagine what she will think of him postponing his honeymoon.

Now Zara's big brother gets a slice of her big day

Mike Tindall and Peter Phillips

Zara Phillips' fiance, the England rugby star Mike Tindall, has asked his future brother-in-law Peter to be his best man when the couple tie the knot this summer.

Has Kate been having words? Zara tones it down a little for the final day of Cheltenham

Zara Phillips

Zara Phillips has always been much more interested in the horses than the hats at the races. But after yesterday's slight mishap the bride-to-be was back on track with a military-inspired number.

Princess Anne tells Zara's fiance Mike Tindall: 'Get your nose sorted before the wedding'

PRINCESS ANNE, VICE ADMIRAL TIMOTHY LAWRENCE (CB) , ZARA PHILLIPS (MBE) AND MIKE TINDALL AT THE INVESTITURE. PICTURE MURRAY SANDERS.

Mike Tindall told producers and crew on the set of Sky 1 sports quiz A League Of Their Own that his Royal mother-in-law-to-be had expressed her fears about how the wedding photographs might look.

Flat cap Zara: Royal attends Ladies Day at Cheltenham but looks demure next to 'colourful' racegoers

Zara Philips

The horse racing event, celebrating its 100th anniversary, also saw the usual medley of women sporting inconspicuous outfits for Ladies Day, some good, some bad - but most were ugly.