By HELGA VIERICH
Added: Tue, 26 Jul 2011 15:44:47 UTC

[This was posted before, but it was about 18 months ago and we have many new users since then; and we thought it deserved a re-run! The Mods.]

We all need a laugh some mornings. I certainly do, since Alberta is experiencing the equivalent of 40 days of rain (my garden is growing beautifully, although the horses are getting a bit fed up, but so far nobody around here seems to feel any need to build an Ark, which is direct scientific proof that the biblical account is a complete fabrication since all the bison etc would have been fine in central Canada and would have needed no Ark). After another thunderstorm last night, I was delighted to find this witty little piece in the Onion. Enjoy.

TAGGED: CREATIONISM, HUMOR