The Truth

Barry is packing for the rabble-free Vineyard again, taking a well deserved break from rabble-rousing. He stopped to pose with the one bust he won't be returning. –Dale

Great Apespectations

The historic election of Barry Soetoro as President has overshadowed an equally historic event for animal rights activists. Bobo, a Tanzanian born Chimpanzee was chosen by the administration, to head the newly formed Bureau of Expectations. So, the next time you hear the Obama glee club, that passes for the Press in Omerica announce that, "unemployment numbers are higher than expected" or "home foreclosures unexpectedly spiked last month," you'll be able to put a really hairy face on the "information." –Dale

World of Class Warcraft

Ultimate Mage, Spendor the Avaricious, is amassing his lying hordes for a powerful assault on the forces of reality. Role playing games will never be the same... at least not the game part. –Dale

Slack Jaws

Slack-jawed with disbelief, we the people watch our government masters stand paralyzed as President Gilligan steers our leaky national ship into the maw of a monstrously voracious Super-State. A little more to the left Barry! –Dale

What Would Judas Do?

Look what the sewer in front of Planned Parenthood HQ belched up. It's none other than Saint Charlie Rangel lecturing us on the morality of confiscating the people's earnings to finance more liberal societal rot. But wait... is Charlie going to be the first Democrat to figure out that nothing prevents him from paying all the tax he thinks God wants him to? Is he really putting his money where his mouth is? Naw, it's our money again. –Dale

The Merdas Touch

Who knew that King Midas had a kid brother named Merdas? Now, Merdas had his own unique talent, in that, everything he touched turned to er... not gold. He imposed a Crapitalist economy in his short-lived kingdom, but was deposed by his angry subjects when they caught wind of his line of er... not the truth. –Dale

The Uninvited

As if the President needed a reason to be petulant and sanctimonious, what if the White House threw a Green Politically Correct 4th of July picnic and nobody showed except crashers and poopers? It's that time again, May Day is long gone and Ramadan is still a long way off. The first couple are in holiday limbo. Individual liberty, being a foreign concept to the left, will cause poor Lefty to suffer through another jingoistic Independence Day. For the rest of us, let freedom ring! –Dale

Operation Facetious & Spurious

Champion of justice, Eric Holder is seen here, down Mexico way, getting rid of some junk in his trunk. What do you do when you've got to have evidence to support your gun control fantasies? You can entrust the job to a rogue government agency, or just dream it up yourself. I'm sure border agent Brian Terry's family will understand that it takes some sacrifices to keep the Great Society moving. –Dale

Karlmic Consciousness

Asking Richard Gere or any other liberal Hollywood Actorvist to empty their mind evokes an immediate response of, "done, now what?" Hollywood is pretty easy pickin's for a guy like the Dalai Lama, so why has the exiled ruler of Tibet recently declared, "I am a Marxist."? My guess is that next time, he wants to leave the White House by the front door. –Dale

A Hose By Any Other Name

Congressman Anthony Weiner, in a last ditch effort to save his public sector job has chosen a flimsy, yet unique cover-up technique. What caused this once vaunted mosquito-like Democrat political hack to go so wrong? Weiner is a progressive leftist Democrat. As such, he rises in the morning, gargles the blood of the innocent unborn, then spends the rest of the day swimming in venomous lies fashioned to destroy his own country for political gain. When seen through this prism, posting his post looks like a pretty small thing. –Dale

To Hear From Eternity

What brings Old Blue Eyes back to the land of the dying? Apparently a simple misunderstanding on Frank's part, but imagining our leaders putting our grandchildren trillions of dollars in hock to Godless commies is unthinkable. The only thing more far-fetched is printing money to be paid back by what you hope to find between your future sofa cushions. No matter how poorly news gets translated in the hereafter, Sinatra's critique is amazingly cogent. –Dale

Pirates of the Caliphate

Turning a blind eye toward the Middle East, Barry throws in our national lot with Israel's enemies. With the rise of the "Arab Spring," the world's ducks appear to be lining up for something ugly. Obama's solution to the ugliness is a pre-1967 retro makeover for our only ally in the region. Looks to me as if Israel is being set up for a unanimous (unless the U.S. votes present) resolution of condemnation from the U.N., and a subsequent order to "protect" civilians from Israeli oppression. All of this could, of course, be avoided if Israel would just voluntarily walk the plank. -Dale

For Bible prophecy students: Check out this link on Islam's proposed worldwide caliphate. Islam and the 7 year Tribulation

Sofa Engineering

What does GOP stand for? In Newt's case it means, Genius On Premises, just ask him. What are we the people looking for in a President? For starters it would be nice if he or she were able to identify the Red Menace when seated next to it, endorsing its agenda. Perhaps the era of Gingrich is over. –Dale

Battered Citizen Syndrome

There you are, America, lying in the hospital with a broken jaw, a dislocated collar bone and in serious danger of losing your right eye. You told the doctors you fell down the stairs, but tell yourself that Barry's been under a lot of stress lately, and you just wouldn't listen when he told you to shut up. Maybe Barry's right to blame all of his failures on you and your former man. After all, jealousy is a sign of love isn't it? Just last week he killed a rat for you and you didn't show as much gratitude as you could have. He probably won't go off on you again, unless you do something to make him crazy. Oh no, here he comes, and you look a mess. Awww, he brought you roses…and a mean left hook. –Dale

The Spoils of Kinetic Military Action

Bravo Obama! For the second time in his Presidential career, Barry has taken an action that actually benefits the United States. Strangely, both incidents involved muslim murderers taking rounds to the head, delivered by our magnificent military. The first was a Somali pirate, the second was Suleiman wannabe, Osama bin Laden. Now, it remains to be seen if Eric Holder will be bringing charges against Seal Team Six for violating a mass murderer's civil rights. –Dale

Fed Up

The rich must really be feeling it now. The Fed's dilution of the money supply is cleverly picking their pockets and there's nothing they can do about it. As the moronic public cries about ever higher costs of living, Barry was busy crushing the Carnival Barker Revolt and dispatching Gentle Ben Bernanke to assuage a nation's fears... China, I guess. Brother can you spare 37 Zimbabwe bucks? –Dale

Dream Jobs

What do you do with a six-figure employee who naps on the job? FIRE HIM. –All Right Magazine

Lunchbucket Joe, laser-focused on jobs, rolls up his hypothetical sleeves to pitch in as an air traffic controller for a night. It's reported that as the VP drifted off he gaffed, "Hey man, all these blinky lights are almost as f#@*ing hypnotic as one of Obama's rambling zzzzzzzzzz." –Dale

Outfoxed

What do you do when your pet fox turns on you? I guess you could just chalk it up to being another sign of the times. Glenn Beck is certainly unlike anyone else in the pundit universe. I'll miss his invaluable service to the republic as a teacher of our founding principles and his willingness to meticulously follow the slime trails of the left. I'll also miss his exploration of current geopolitical events as they relate to Biblical eschatology (probably the straw that broke the fox's back). What I'll miss "not so much" are Glenn's attempts to Mormonize the Church of Jesus Christ of Everyday Saints. –Dale

Hearing Loss

The U.S. Senate, home to America's out-of-touch aristocracy. Aside from being the worst place to look for presidential candidates, may soon be the worst place to exercise your freedom of speech. If Lindsey Graham's moistened finger thinks hearings on the First Amendment concerning Koran burning will win points with his fellow Senatards, on with the show. Burning any book is decidedly un-American. The suppression of ideas is better left to Nazis, Communists and the Sharia compliant. In 2008 we confiscated an American soldier's Bibles in Afghanistan, and burned them to win the hearts and minds of the populace, for whom our blood and treasure isn't quite enough. A dubious pastor burns a Koran in Florida and the crazies come out, in the Muslim world and in our Senate. –Dale

Whip My Hair

Will he or won't he? If The Donald decides to run for President, his Secret Service detail will have some additional contingencies to consider. It's hard to say if Trump is serious about anything other than self aggrandizement, but his antics are entertaining... like Ross Perot's were... uh-oh. –Dale

Cool Handicap Luke

The Hollywood rumor mill is all abuzz. Scuttlebutt has it that Barry Obama will star in an updated version of Cool Hand Luke. In the remake, Barry will play the part of Luke Hussein Jackson. Caught red handed cutting the heads off of statues of the founding fathers, Luke is sentenced to four years hard labor in a DC work camp called The White House. Addicted to R&R (Relaxation and Re-election), Luke repeatedly escapes captivity only to be dragged back to prison by his sadistic taskmaster, "Captain." Word has it that Strother Martin is coming out of deep retirement to reprise his role. The working title for the project is "Tin Cup Dictator." Filming is scheduled to begin in the fall of 2012. This reporter wishes it were sooner. –Dale

Cherry Blossoms and Rain

Horns vs Dilemma

Lost and saved alike can agree that if they never see Westboro's Phelps gang again, it will be too soon. The Supreme Court has found the cult's outrageous behavior to be protected by the First Amendment. Many on the right have disagreed with the decision because they rightly desire to protect the grief stricken families of fallen patriots from the evil taunts of the death loving Phelps family. If the government shuts down these jokers, who's next? The lefty media delights in describing the WBC as "Fundamentalist Christians." Nothing would please the left more than seeing the public proclamation of the actual Gospel in America made illegal, as it already appears to be in the Muslim stronghold of Dearborn, Michigan.

Every time Jesus attended a funeral a grave was left empty. –Dale

Wreckonomics

The problem all of our kids will live with. America's first black president has taken a truly historic and promising event and used it to plunder the future. Barry's America, where race is used as a bludgeon to squelch honest debate and the weight of government is brought to bear on political enemies. With the help of corrupt union bosses, who tax their members for leftist largesse, he and his party are enriched. The only community Obama has ever organized is the basket case known as Chicago's 13th district. We're all Southside now. –Dale

Hell's Bellboy

Socialist poster boy Muammar Gaddafi has been a favorite of the American Left since the evil Ronald Reagan launched a retaliatory air strike against Mad Dog Muammar in 1986. Libya is now the flaming domino of the week in the ongoing Middle-East meltdown. The people of these Islam rich countries appear to crave the noble goal of freedom from oppressive dictators. The problem is, once the tyrants are gone, what is there to replace them? Islam's seething hatred of Israel and Christianity would appear to be the binding tie. Barry and the gang will call it Democracy and further distance the USA from Israel. Bible prophecy students might think the lid on the bottomless pit is getting awfully loose. –Dale

Royal Roughage

Michelle Antoinette, the queen of deified fiber, cares about you. After all, the them she's talking about is you. Too slack-jawed to feed yourselves properly, much less your kids, the First Lady is sacrificing herself by doing battle with Big Chow on our behalf. Unfortunately, Americans having freedom, will probably not eat from the list of State sponsored foods until the food you love is made too expensive to buy. Look what we're making them do! Let them eat taxes. –Dale

Disclaimer: No bustles were harmed during the making of this picture. As a matter of fact, no bustles were used.

Thanks to Red Lemur (Logistics Monster) for suggesting the theme.

So-so-ist

He's got to be joking. Barry, his greasepaint still detectable, is on another charm offensive, doing his unbalanced best to get the "folks" to BELIEVE again. He began the campaign with his Anti-Reagan SOTU performance. Then, presumably representing the Baby Killer Babdists, he attended a prayer breakfast to profess his faith. Next stop FOX News, where Helper Monkey O'Really put him through the whitewash cycle (no spin). Finally, the Chamber of Commerce listened politely while he claimed to have their backs. What's next, an appearance at C-PAC? You've got to be joking. –Dale

Political Asylum

Barry takes time out from padding the budget and unemployment numbers to pad a room in the White House for his latest Czar. Gunther will be economically sound, working for his fill of Fava beans and Chianti. He also has 26 homicidal personalities, making him more of a committee. A bargain as Obama Czars go. -Dale

Spin One For The Dipper

It's dusk in America, but love is busting out all over Capitol Hill. In his State of the Union address, Barry and the accomplice press did their best to convince us that Barry's not a Marxist Spendaholic... better luck next time. –Dale

Roe v Wading

Breaking with an old adage, yes indeed 53 million can be wrong. –All Right Magazine

As the anniversary of the American Holocaust rolls around again, Barry the Compassionate pauses to catch is own reflection. –Dale

Hair of the Dog

MSNBC's war on decency has been in full tilt since the news broke on Saturday's Tucson atrocity. They and the MSM instantly laid blame for the murderous rampage at the feet of their political enemies. On the bright side, maybe we've seen the lowest point of our leftist propagandized media. The view from the bottom of the barrel is always up. –Dale

Disclaimer: I apologize to all truly rabid Americans afflicted with hydrophobia (due to a lack of adequate healthcare) for the foaming at the mouth imagery. No comparison to political hacks is intended.

Terrorbytes

An inconsolable President seeks solace from human fog bank, Janet Napolitano. An agitated man in his mid to late forties with a muslim name, waving a junked laptop around the Oval Office. Lucky for Barry that Janet refuses to profile. Not so lucky that she has no such reservations about enhanced pat downs. –Dale

Green With Entropy

Sure, it's just a table lamp Al picked up in Oslo, not a real Planet Savers Intergalactic Appreciation award, but it will have to do until all the fools on Earth see the importance of this great man. Maybe it would be easier to see if everything wasn't being illuminated by those wimpy toxic bulbs? –Dale