10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Rosie and Oprah take tequila shots, Wendy Williams and Tyra Banks are girlfriends, and a look at Portlandia's second season. More »
Magic Anti-HIV Gel May Also Protect Against Herpes
Last year AIDS researchers gave fellow scientists a standing ovation when they announced they'd developed a gel that reduced HIV infections by 39%. Now a new study has proven that the product can also protect against herpes. More »
Eight Alternatives To The "Sexy" Halloween Costume
Ah, Halloween. The time of year when a girl's inner kitty-cat prostitute can run free.
It isn't so much that I'm against sexy bees/nurses/Eskimos/fire hydrants/whatever, it's more that they're so uninspired. More »
The Hot Dogs (And One Angry Cat) Of Occupy Wall Street
There's been a lot of talk about the "hot chicks" of Occupy Wall Street, and our supposed inability to appreciate same. Just to show that we know hotness when we see it, here are some of the protest's hottest dogs. More »
Mitt Romney Doesn't Totally Understand How Birth Control Works
Earlier this month, Mitt Romney said on Mike Huckabee's Fox News show that he'd support a constitutional amendment that would define conception as the beginning of life. More »
Who Cares About Amber Cole?
Potentially millions of people committed a felony when they so cavalierly passed links all over the internet of 14-year-old Amber Cole allegedly performing oral sex on her boyfriend while two other boys recorded the event that took place outside of their high school. More »
This Week In Tabloids: Budding Lovebirds Shiloh & Kingston Skype To Keep Relationship Alive
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we flirt and banter with gossip rags In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star. This week, Kim and Kris's marriage is ending; More »
We Tested A Wrinkle Patch On A Lady Who Earned Her Wrinkles
A while back we received a product that advertised itself as "a new treatment in beauty that's perfect for tonight's big date." That product was Biobliss, a patch that, when applied to your face for an hour, supposedly "reduces wrinkles up to 50%." Because of our commitment to science, we had to... More »
How To Convince Men That You're Not The Total Gold Digger That You Actually Are
Why pay your own when you can find a fancypants boyfriend — or, better, husband! — to do it for you? It's easy! Here's how to score yourself a human wallet. More »
The Curious Case of Mitt Romney, An Abortion, And Eliza Dushku's Mom
Mitt Romney, the GOP candidate with whom your grandmother would most like to waltz, has caught flack in the past for his conveniently flippity floppity views on abortion. More »
When The ER Doctor Orders A Rape Kit For Your 18-Month-Old Daughter
If there's one parenting certainty I've absorbed, it's that no one outside me, my husband and our pediatrician ever wants to hear about the contents of our baby's diapers. More »
Twelve Completely Foolproof And Not-At-All-Crazy Ways To Make Sure He's Not Lying
In this age of online sleuthery, everyone's got a horror story about using the internet in uncovering how some guy they were dating lied and said he was a doctor when he was really a nurse, or said he was single when he was really married, or insisted he was a professional athlete when he was... More »
Urban Outfitters Gets Rid Of All Its 'Navajo' Products [Updated]
Overnight, something very interesting happened to the Urban Outfitters website: all 21 of the company's products that had been called "Navajo" vanished. More »
Can We Please Stop Setting Weight Loss Goals?
Several months ago, Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill announced to her Twitter followers that she wanted to lose 50 pounds. Yesterday, she took to the 'net again, informing her followers that she'd met her goal. More »
Herman Cain: Why?
Herman Cain, a pizza-making businessman who has never held any political office, is running for President. He peppers his speech with inscrutable metaphors and has terrible ideas, and yet, he's still among the GOP frontrunners. More »
How To Get Gum Out Of Your Hair (And Everything Else)
Gum, while being chewed, can eliminate bad breath, quell mild hunger, and fend off a case of the snoozes (or, depending on who you ask, chewing gum can make you look like a minty-mouthed bovine hussy). More »
The 10 Assiest Moments From The Republican Debate
The latest in a seemingly neverending series of fall debates between 2012 Republican presidential nominee hopefuls, last night's debate featured every candidate flying their asshole flag loud and proud. More »
Finishing School: So You Don't Look Like A Jerk Around Rich People
Finishing school, once the realm of the tiny daughters of steel magnates training for a future in rich housewifery, is now a different animal. While finishing-school grads can still walk like non-water buffalos and clap after the opera in a way that doesn't cause mass monocle-poppings, the reason... More »
