Showing newest 57 of 99 posts from June 2006. Show older posts
Showing newest 57 of 99 posts from June 2006. Show older posts

Friday, June 30, 2006

Fox News reporter Adam Housley: the anti-Anderson



Read this very terrific profile of Fox News reporter (and former professional baseball player) Adam Housley in the Napa Valley Register and be floored by how cool this guy is. If you watch him on Fox News you know he's an amazing reporter (he was one of the few journalists chosen to witness Stanley "Tookie" Williams' execution at San Quentin; his reporting from that day is unforgettable) but this article shows you a personal side of him that's really impressive. Like Shepard Smith, Housley is the anti-Anderson Cooper: devoted to bearing witness through strength, not tears:

During his career with Fox, he has been in Thailand, providing extensive on-site coverage in the wake of the Southeast Asia tsunami.

He was also the lead reporter for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 2003 California campaign for governor and has covered six hurricanes, including Katrina and Rita.

“You’ve got to find a way to convey what’s going on, besides the sounds, the smells, everything,” he explained. “While you’re there, it’s not my job to be on the air and cry. It’s my job to be on the air and to tell people and show people what’s going on, to be their eyes and their ears. It can be tough, but it’s my job. It’s an on-going battle every day, when you’re covering a story like Katrina or the tsunami. You’re seeing things that you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.”


Read on for the whole story of his journey from pro athlete to star reporter...

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Hell hath no fury like an Olbermann girlfriend scorned....theoretically speaking, of course

Remember those emails Keith Olbermann sent calling Rita Cosby dumb? The ones Lloyd Grove then got his hot little hands on? Well, a tipster just steered me to this blog, which is apparently written by the female fan Olbermann originally sent the emails to....and now she's mad and letting it all hang out, but incrementally, in a drip, drip, drip fashion. Apparently, allegedly. It's your basic Who Knows at this point. Check it, including all the comments (some of which apparently originate at MSNBC) and see for yourself.

Pet tiger eats "View" co-hosts; owners stunned--"We thought it was a vegetarian"

Definition of "spare me": former "The View"-er Star Jones is going to be whining to CNN's Larry King tonight about her early dismissal from the show (which she totally deserved after the stunt she pulled, IMO.) Free country, terrible TV, but here's what I find fascinating: that ABC execs and Barbara Walters are shocked and stunned by Star's actions. Star Jones has built her entire on-air persona on the "I am woman, hear me roar and don't tell me what to do or YOU WILL BE SORRY" loose cannon archetype. So ABC decides not to re-up Star's contract, tells her so, and then still gives her access to a live television audience? And they are surprised that she burned them? What did they think she'd do if given the chance? People at that pay grade are supposed to anticipate flame-outs like this. Basically, that Walters and ABC are surprised at Star's behavior is like being surprised when your pet tiger eats you. Let's see how long it takes for someone to make this point during the call-in segment on LKL tonight.

O'Reilly vs. Kerry on The Factor tonight


Check out the The O'Reilly Factor tonight on Fox News Channel at 8PM ET; Bill's previously-rained-out interview with Senator John Kerry airs tonight. Topics will include Iran's nukes and whether or not Congress is for sale...

Rita Cosby's boyfriend likes to wear WHAT?

What does Rita Cosby have against Lis Wiehl? As Lloyd Grove reports today, MSNBC "Live & Direct" host Rita Cosby's boyfriend was alone and unleashed at Fox News legal analyst Lis Wiehl's wedding, where he got busy putting a bizarre damper on the proceedings that managed to work in the image of him wearing Rita's clothing:

That was MSNBC personality Rita Cosby's devoted boyfriend, Tomaczek Bednarek, surprising the bride, groom, family members and guests at Mickey Sherman and Lise [sic] Wiehl's wedding the other night in Greenwich, Conn. He offered an intensely emotional, schmaltzy toast. Everybody listened wide-eyed as Bednarek, who was attending in Cosby's unavoidable absence, even talked about how the newlyweds will become so close that they'll find themselves wearing the same clothes. After he finished, Sherman got a big laugh by quipping: "That's why drugs are illegal!"

Great save by Mickey...but it sounds like Rita's bf should never be unsupervised in social situations.

Mexican election coverage restrictions: FOX News won't be censored













This is interesting...the LA Times' Matea Gold reports that Fox News will be off the air in Mexico in advance of the country's presidential election, starting today until after the polls close on Sunday in order to "steer clear of that country's restrictions on campaign ads and public surveys." What this basically means is that the Mexican government is putting restrictions on what the media can report, so, because Fox News refuses to be censored, the cable channel pre-emptively went off the air there at 12:01am today:

Fox News decided to temporarily halt transmission into Mexico because of concerns that the channel's coverage would violate a ban on disseminating opinion polls or campaign commercials in the days before the election, and jeopardize the standing of the cable and satellite companies that distribute its signal.

"I just don't think we had much choice," said Janet Alshouse, senior vice president of international distribution for Fox News. "We can't restrict our coverage."


CNN, by contrast, plans to say "how high" when the Mexican government says "jump" (except CNN calls it "working within regulations." (That has a nice state-run-media ring to it, no?)

It was unclear Wednesday whether any other organizations planned to pull their signal in advance of the election. CNN International and CNN en Espanol plan to remain on the air, said spokeswoman Caroline Rittenberry.

"CNN is a global broadcaster with multiple global networks and we are used to trying to work within the regulations of the countries that we serve," she said.

"Hold on Jon, there's another shell coming in"


Fox News' Mike Tobin practically got hit by 155mm shells in the northern end of the Gaza Strip live on the air just now. His amazingly detailed reporting on the situation there was periodically interspersed with calm "Hold on, there's another shell coming in..." BOOM! "Hmm, that one shook me..." Jon Scott interrupted his report and asked incredulously, "Mike, are you safe there? It looks like those shells are landing just a couple hundred meters away...[NOTE: Jon Scott later noted it was actually closer to a hundred meters]" To which Mike replied, "Well, they are pretty precise...hold on, here's another one..."

If you're not a Tobin fan yet you have got to check him out. His reporting under fire and everywhere is jaw-droppingly good. Check out this video of his live shot from Gaza during Studio B with Shepard Smith yesterday...

Here's Tobin's latest must-read Reporter's Notebook...

...As soon as I hung up the phone with [our bureau chief Eli] I could hear the wind-like sound of an F-16 over Gaza at high altitude. Within minutes jet engines roared, backed up by the sound of propellers from Israeli drones. The sound of the aircraft would fill the sky then fade away. The music from a wedding across the street stopped and the streets emptied. Hundreds of Hamas gunmen took up positions armed with rifles and RPG’s. They put homemade bombs into the ground and in a futile effort they hid behind sand berms, which they hoped would slow an Israeli advance. The silence between the over flights was eerie — like watching someone in a horror movie walk into the abandoned house. You knew something violent was going to happen. It was just a matter of time....

Great anchoring on the Gaza situation by Jon Scott, and terrific commentary by former Senator John Breaux this morning too..

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Department of "Worth a Thousand Words"



Great chart, left, courtesy of Inside Cable News, showing CNN's decline in the demo in living color.

And while we're talking the pure language of simple math, check out this numbers-don't-lie program ranker for the second quarter of '06, also over at ICN. It's a definite bookmark for handy future reference. Fox News continues to squash the competition mercilessly; CNN and MSNBC continue to search for new and different paper bags to wear over their heads. Like they say in the Navy SEALs: "Pays to be a winner."

Oh, and ouch, then there's this: another ICN chart showing another angle of CNN's free-fall and also, upon close examination, MSNBC's love of being lodged in quicksand. ICN points out:

At first glance this looks impressive for MSNBC but there are two signs that point to trouble for the network. First, it is clear from the following two charts that the gap closure has less to do with MSNBC’s gains than it has to do with CNN’s fall in the Demo. Second, MSNBC itself is trailing off a bit in the Demo this year so far.



Yeah, where's Anderson Cooper when you need him? Oh, uh, never mind.

NYO on CNN's Cooper: The beginning of the end?



Rebecca Dana writes a fascinating piece--it actually reads a little bit like a CNN-career post-mortem, truth be told--on CNN's Anderson Cooper in the 7/3 issue of the New York Observer. It's a deeply fulfilling read: packed with juicy, thoughtful, vivid observations on Coop, CNN and 360 from anonymous cable and broadcast news execs. Why is Cooper failing so spectacularly? A multitude of opinions join the fray, and the piece isn't so much Monday-morning quarterbacking as it is like watching a spectacular loss in the Superbowl while listening to incredibly talented commentators:

Even Mr. Cooper’s great June triumph, the Jolie postpartum interview, trailed The O’Reilly Factor in total viewers, though it won the night among young viewers. At 1.33 million viewers, the Jolie interview was markedly smaller than a big night on Larry King—when Mr. King landed Elizabeth Taylor earlier this year, 1.8 million tuned in.

Why don’t more people tune in? One theory is that the evening cable news audience is more interested in Fox fare than the emo-cocktail offered up on 360. Another is that 360 itself is an inconsistent show, varying widely in topic and tone.

Another—a surprisingly popular one—is that Mr. Cooper himself, for all his vaunted good looks, is aesthetically ill-suited to television. The silver hair and piercing blue eyes make him all light and no contrast, a human green screen. “He’s wispy,” said the head of one cable news network. “I don’t know how to describe it.”

...There’s buzz he might climb the ranks at CBS, and more buzz on top of that, so much that it seems to have drowned out the little voice of Nielsen.

“I just don’t get it,” said one cable news executive. “I watch the show, and there’s nothing there for me. All of a sudden, I’m looking at the upfront for CBS, and he’s one of the faces of 60 Minutes. One of the three faces of 60 Minutes! How did that happen? It keeps rolling along, this media-sensation thing.”

Rolling and rolling and rolling. The Jolie interview alone helped to bring more than 500 Nexis mentions in two weeks. “He benefits from this P.R. machine that supports him and just propels him out there,” said one broadcast-network executive...


If Cooper jumped totally to CBS, it wouldn't surprise me; I've been saying for a while now that Cooper, an intelligent man, can't be incognizant of the fact that he's tanking at CNN, and may be hinting at leaving. And historically, he's been a traveling man, talking wistfully about life on the road with his camcorder. If you're Anderson Cooper, why not fly away from the pirate ship that's treated you like an especially beautiful trained parrot, complete with the gilded cage of a set?

The U.N. Vs. Fox News, continued








Cliff Kincaid has a must-read column on the U.N., Fox News, and Fox News correspondent Eric Shawn over at Accuracy in Media today...check it out:

When the number two man at the U.N., Mark Malloch Brown, complained about Fox News being one of the "loudest detractors" of the world body, he was referring mostly to Eric Shawn, the Fox News correspondent who covers the U.N. and just published his book, "The U.N. Exposed." In fact, Shawn is a moderate fellow who has called for reform, not abolition, of the U.N. Even U.N. boss Kofi Annan claims he supports U.N. "reform." But Malloch Brown may also have been referring to the Fox News Dayside program running an interview on May 31 with Sally McNamara of the American Legislative Exchange Council. She discussed a global IRS and U.N. international taxation schemes-topics that the U.N. and the major media are careful not to talk about. The U.N. knows that the American people, whose nation was born in a tax revolt, might not take kindly to the idea of U.N. bureaucrats taxing them...

...U.S. Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, M.D. understood that Malloch Brown was really commenting not so much on the influence of Limbaugh and Fox News but on the intelligence of the American people, who rely on Fox News and conservative talk-radio for information that is not generally available through the so-called mainstream media...


Read on...

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

MSNBC: "Can you feel the progress?"

Tim Graham at National Review Online makes an interesting point in the wake of MSNBC "Countdown" anchor Keith Olbermann's latest publicity ploy (naming Fox News chief Roger Ailes one of his "Worst People in the World" for the offense of, according to Broadcasting & Cable, being a strong leader who demands excellence from his troops. It makes sense that this would arouse Olby's ire: people hate what they don't understand, after all.) Graham writes:

Brad Wilmouth and Rich Noyes at MRC have counted up all the “Worst Person in the World” awards from Olbermann in the last year. Unsurprisingly, almost nine out of ten political targets was conservative. It’s comical that Olbermann named Bill O’Reilly as a world-class jerk 42 times, but Saddam Hussein only twice....

Comical, yes. But not surprising. After all, Saddam Hussein doesn't whip Olbermann in the ratings night after night after night. A poster at Olbermann Watch sums up that pathetic situation:

Good thing Abrams is basing his entire vision for the future of MSLSD on this failed propagandist.

Friday 6/23/06

8PM total viewers:

1. OReilly 1,826,000
2. Zahn 617,000
3. Grace 514,000
4. Meltdown 326,000

HALF of Paula Zahn's number. Absolutely horrendous.

8PM "DEMO" viewers

1. OReilly 254,000 (almost = to Olby's Total Viewers!)
2. Zahn 190,000
3. Meltdown 152,000
4. Grace 150,000

Can you feel the progress? Can you see why the MSLSD management loves this HIT SHOW!

Why don't people tune in to Olby? Why oh why? Is everybody dumb? Or is everybody too smart?

Newsweek: No (non-MSNBC, non-FNC) anchor's transformation was more impressive...

So, CNN's Soledad O'Brien has been named by Newsweek as one of the "15 People Who Make America Great." Newsweek sets forth its evidence:

In a drowning city, who spoke out for those in despair? She did.

...Simple, human kindness—the kind you can teach a child—was embarrassingly absent in the government's response to Hurricane Katrina. As the country watched in horror as state and federal officials did little to help the stranded multitudes, television anchors, who so often act as though they're not of this world, for once understood the outrage. As the days wore on and the city continued to flounder, they articulated our astonishment at the vast incompetence we all witnessed.

No anchor's transformation was more impressive than O'Brien's....


This has got to be one of the single most dishonest and inane rationalizations for an award I've ever heard (and when you live in Washington, you hear a lot of those.)

So allow me to translate what MSNBC-sibling Newsweek was really saying about why they chose O'Brien as the cable news representative of the 15:

"We couldn't pick anyone from MSNBC or NBC for their work during Katrina, because it would be laughable favoritism. We're certainly not going to pick the obvious and correct choice--Shepard Smith of Fox News--because we hate FNC for its success and its fair and balanced principles. That leaves CNN. We're not picking Anderson Cooper, because everyone's sick of him, even him. So lessee here...wait! I've got it! Soledad O'Brien! Nobody can get mad at that--she's the human version of a wedding cake! Nothing sweeter, nicer or more wholesome. Soledad, you win! As soon as you can step over the bleeding, crying, shaking figure of your latest celebrity interviewee curled up in a fetal position on the 'American Morning' set floor, come right over here for pictures..."

Latest Catherine Herridge and baby Peter update, via GretaWire

Yay, there is an update on the post-surgical recovery of Fox News correspondent Catherine Herridge and baby Peter--and it's directly from Catherine herself, via "On The Record" host Greta Van Susteren's GretaWire blog! Here's Catherine's email to Greta, posted on FoxNews.com today:

Hello from Pittsburgh!

We are spending all our time in the ICU with Peter. The nurses have nicknamed him "happy" because he is smiling so much now. Recovery is not a straight line, so we have some days when Peter makes terrific progress and others where he slips back. Peter has now been "extubated" (that means the breathing tube has been taken out of his lungs). This is a major step forward. He still has some breathing support from a thin tube that lies under his nose. Of course, Peter being Peter, he expends a lot of baby effort trying to pull it off!

I have a lot of respect for the ICU doctors. The day Peter started breathing on his own, he had severe withdrawal from the pain and sedation medication he had been on. So severe, that his heart rated dropped in half. The doctors, especially Dr. Shakar, stayed calm and helped Peter get through this. It seemed like the longest hour of my life. They didn't give up on him and they didn't do the easy thing either, which would have been to put his breathing tube back in. We are so grateful for their grace under pressure.

To deal with the withdrawal, Peter is now on methadone. Apparently, this is pretty common with transplant kids. My husband and I try to make light of it, by telling Peter we will help him "kick his habit" when he's better!...

I don't know how these doctors come in every day. The kids in an ICU are so very sick and many of them won't make it. But these teams give it their best shot every day, for families they have never met before, it's an amazing thing.

As for his liver, this is a critical time...


Read on... and please keep praying! Even though we have never met them, Catherine and Peter are on the prayer list of my parents' small church in rural Pennsylvania, because I believe every little bit helps.

Monday, June 26, 2006

CNN prez Jon Klein: "Sizzle is out"

If you are feeling even the tiniest bit queasy, don't read this David Carr New York Times piece on CNN's shameless celeb-interview whoring in the guise of news and CNN prez Jon Klein's shameless trademark doublespeak, because it will make you barf. If, however, you are up for a laugh, Carr does a great job slicing and dicing the identity crisis masquerading as a cable news channel that is CNN:

"Sizzle is out — audiences expect substance, and we deliver that in a way no one else does," Mr. Klein said. "We are feeling very good about the momentum we have gained and the fact that we are showcasing our reporting. Our gimmick is news."

Angelina Jolie talking about her tattoos is substance? What?

And if Klein can't figure out that 1) sizzle is NEVER out and 2) that sizzle is a successful lead-in to substance (hello), what is he doing running a cable news network?

Fox News' Jennifer Griffin's advice: "Leave your comfort zone"




I was absolutely riveted and moved to tears by this transcript of Fox News' Jerusalem-based correspondent Jennifer Griffin's interview with C-SPAN's Brian Lamb. The 5'10" Harvard grad from Alexandria, VA talks about raising her two small daughters in a war zone; her tragic experiences covering the tsunami and the heartbreaking mission she went on in Thailand; the snuff films terrorists sent to her bureau in Moscow that made her refuse to go to Chechnya; her friend, wounded CBS reporter Kimberly Dozier; unknowingly living next door to the first World Trade Center bomber, Ramzi Yousef, in Pakistan; how she'd like to be based in Tehran, Iran; the horrifically surreal nature of covering suicide bombings; what it's like to be a Fox News reporter married to a New York Times reporter (one of them usually gets a back turned to them at parties)...and so much more. And she still manages to talk about it all in such a calm, thoughtful, wise way. This is truly one of the most fascinating interviews about the journalism business I've ever read, and Jennifer Griffin is definitely one of the most amazing people in the business. It's a long piece, but it's the definition of a must-read.

Here's the video...

Chicago Trib on CNN's Cooper: When branding goes bad

Phil Rosenthal writes another terrific TV news column at the Chicago Tribune, and among other acid observations, points out the importance of managing your brand, especially if you're CNN's Anderson Cooper:

Cooper, the one-time ABC reality-show host officially cast as anchor/reporter but seeming to be gunning of late to replace Larry King, is being promoted as a personality at a network founded on the quaint premise that news--not newscasters and not glitterati--should be the draw.

If you're CNN, perhaps you're apt to try anything, having trailed Fox News Channel for so long. But having just about every show last Tuesday--Lou Dobbs' program was a notable exception--talk up Cooper's Jolie interview that night or the World Refugee Day cause Jolie wanted to promote probably isn't the long-term way to do it.

The interlaced campaigns to sell Cooper and his best-selling memoir pay off only if he delivers the goods. You would think a man whose mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, is a brand name herself would caution him, if not his bosses, about what happens when branding goes bad.

Does CNN really want to be known as the Celebrity News Network?

National Council of Churches General Sec'y: Jesus says no Fox News



Dr. Bob Edgar, general secretary of the National Council of Churches and a former Congressman, addressed 400 moderate Baptists at a lunch on Thursday and said that Fox News presents a "challenge" to Christians:

Dr. Edgar told the assembled pastors that God calls all Christians to learn how to walk together “in the footsteps of Jesus,” actively leading today’s world to affirm values that Jesus taught and practiced, while addressing the challenges of “fear, fundamentalism, and Fox News”.

It seems to me that the attention-getting phrase "fear, fundamentalism and Fox News" is more of a PR strategy for Dr. Edgar's speech than a true thesis. It's also massively offensive to this Christian Fox News viewer, and I don't think I'm the only one.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

FNC's Brian Wilson: "Dan was the man"

I was really impressed by this, because Fox News "Weekend Live" anchor Brian Wilson is a stealth poet in the way he sums up the themes of respect, ambition, and appreciation in one's chosen field in a few well-chosen Texas words. You have to read his "Wilson Watch" appreciation of Dan Rather, so recently and ignomiously drop-kicked by CBS:

When I began my television career in Texas, I didn't have much formal education. I learned by studying the television broadcasters I admired. As best I could, I tried to absorb Brinkley's acerbic wit, Cronkite's authority, Kuralt's gift for writing. The list of those from whom I have stolen goes on and on, but the guy I watched most closely was this pistol of a reporter on CBS named Rather. There was something about the way he addressed the camera — a focus and an intensity that grabbed your attention. When he was on the screen you could not look away. Like you, I watched his daring reports from Vietnam — his bold coverage of the Nixon White House — and who could forget those take-no-prisoner "60 Minutes" pieces he turned over the years.

I devoured his book, "The Camera Never Blinks." My heart raced each time I read his account of what it was like to be a reporter on the scene in Dallas on the day that President Kennedy was assassinated. In my mind, Dan was the man. I vowed that, like Dan Rather, I would one day become a Washington correspondent for a major news organization...


Read on...

Soledad O'Brien needs a job

Soledad O'Brien needs a job. Oh yes, I know that the CNN "American Morning" host technically has one. And that job--wearing great clothes on a show that lags so far behind Fox News' "Fox and Friends" that it's practically in another solar system--has got to be strenuous full-time work. Keeping your head above that kind of water has got to be real exercise, you know?

What I mean is that Soledad O'Brien needs a job that doesn't hinge on ambushing celebrities with sleazy questions in the guise of interviewing them about their new movie, and then denying, with a straight face, that you ambushed them. Because that's what's passing for journalism in Soledad's world these days. TMZ.com reports:

David Hasselhoff responded Thursday morning to his wife's charges of abuse while on CNN's "American Morning." Hasselhoff told Soledad O'Brien, "The only person who broke my wife's nose was a plastic surgeon, darling."

Hasselhoff appeared upset when O'Brien brought up the allegations while he was on the show to promote the new movie, "Click," starring Adam Sandler.

"That's not what I'm here to talk about," Hasselhoff said.The two also had a contentious exchange when O'Brien brought up his kids:

O'BRIEN: And you've got little kids.

HASSELHOFF: Right. And you conned me into this, because you said you weren't going to talk about this.

O'BRIEN: No. Oh gosh, I never agree on conditions before I do any interview.


Watch the video, which has got to be seen to be believed. Hasselhoff's body language makes it very clear that the vibe on set screamed "Duck!" Sucker-punching celebs with the kind of he-said she-said verbiage that gets flung around all the time in divorce proceedings, during agreed-upon softball interviews, is not respectable journalism and it doesn't take talent, ability or intelligence. To paraphrase P.J. O'Rourke, what Soledad did is kind of like hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope.

On second thought, that would be too mean to the penguins

Keith Olbermann should really re-evaluate his cable news career, and by that I mean he should move to Antarctica and tailor his viewing audience, to, say, penguins. Not only would they not understand a word he says and therefore not be able to catch him in any of his many lies, but his ratings would stay approximately the same.

Unfortunately for Krazy Keith, while he persists in trying to con cable news viewers and not flightless waterfowl into believing his fictional ramblings are journalism, Johnny Dollar's on his case.

Witness J$'s latest "Countdown" debunking on Olbermann Watch, specifically KO's attempted smear of Fox News Channel's "Big Story" host John Gibson. Olby just makes stuff up--but once again, he gets caught (bonus: J$ debunks an attempted smear of Geraldo Rivera, too!)

Check it out...

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Judge Andrew Napolitano bears witness at Gitmo: "Compelling, terrifying"



Check this out--the incredibly cool and smart Judge Andrew Napolitano was on Fox News' "Big Story with John Gibson" today talking about his last-minute (he found out he was going less than 24 hours before departure!) Wednesday morning visit to Guantanamo Bay.

Some highlights of the Judge's report...it's scary stuff:

On learning that about 100 of the detainees have actually traveled to the United States:

“...John, it was terrifying. We received about eight or nine briefings starting on the flight down and concluding with as we were leaving Guantanamo Bay. Clearly the most compelling--and from my point of view the most terrifying--was from the FBI agents. There’s a full team of FBI agents down there and they track the behavior of many of the detainees and show that nearly a hundred of them collectively have visited 38 states in the United States. Legal, lawful entry into the United States some for as long as 2 years to attend...colleges, some for as short as two days. Many to visit traditional American tourist sites but that many of them had been there.”

On observing the interrogations:

“The people conducting the interrogations freely admit the procedures that they used before 2004 were more aggressive than now. When the Supreme Court came down with its eight to one decision saying the constitution applies, the treaties apply. The law applies and the federal court has jurisdiction. They stopped using the methods that the 5 FBI agents had complained about. So the interrogations that we saw, John, were about as mild as you and I conversing now...it's one detainee, it's three interrogators, one of whom is a translator. The whole thing is taped. Four people are watching the entire interrogation as it goes on. In my case they allowed us to watch it through close circuit so we weren't in the same room and we couldn't hear the words being used. We watched the guy being interrogated who’s the number two person there. The government has ranked them, all four hundred, in the order of their influence they have over the others. This is the number two person and they interrogate him about every two weeks just to see what information he wants to share with them or what lies he wants to give them which allows them to compare with what he said with what others are saying...."

Watch a video excerpt of the Judge's conversation with John Gibson here...

Hannity gets "Whoopied"






This is a lot of fun--the one and only Whoopi Goldberg sat down with Sean Hannity on Fox News Channel's Hannity & Colmes to talk about her upcoming radio show and current events in a very lively interview--and while they were talking politics, Sean playfully tried to “Hannitize” her but also found himself “Whoopied” at the same time:

GOLDBERG: Listen, I -- I believe it is important for me to know people with whom I do not agree, because it keeps your mind working. Because if there is a point that you can make to me that makes sense, I mean, OK, let me think about it.

HANNITY: It's beginning to make a little sense to you, too. It's what we call Hannitizing.

GOLDBERG: I suppose that I'm beginning to make a little sense to you, too.

HANNITY: You do?

GOLDBERG: Oh, yes.

HANNITY: I'm getting Whoopied. All right.


Love it...Check out the video, and the transcript...

Cooper on The Daily Show, damning CNN with faint praise

Didja stay up last night to binge on EVEN MORE Anderson Cooper, featured guest on "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart? No? Didja TiVo it at least? No? Hey, you better get right real quick, or the Jon Klein Sensitive Hipness Patrol will be at your door demanding you shed a tear onto your skinny Gucci tie to prove your hip-yet-sensitive CNN viewer bona fides.

But anyway, the interview was the "So tell us about your new book...so you really wrote 'Dispatches from the Edge' yourself, huh?...So, the Angelina Jolie interview..she's like the Bono of hotness, right?" softball that you would expect...but there were a couple of stand-out quotes. Like this one:

COOPER: "CNN is a nice place to work...there's a real sense of people being interested in the news."

Dude! NO WAY! People who work at CNN are INTERESTED IN THE NEWS?!!? Man, those are some above and beyond go-getters at that news organization, no doubt! It's hard to believe CNN's only in second place in the cable news ratings with that kind of fire burning in its collective belly!

This is what's known as "damning with faint praise." Cooper's not dumb. I'll say it again: it continues to look to me like Cooper's working on an exit strategy from CNN.

And this:

STEWART: MSNBC is the "let's copy Fox...when you're a parody, you go where the money is" channel....

Stewart has it mostly right, and he should get credit for that. MSNBC is a parody, but not of Fox News. Yes, in MSNBC's own wildly inept way, they attempt to copy the wildly successful Fox News. But mostly MSNBC just parodies being a real news organization. MSNBC's more like a donkey in the Kentucky Derby: not fooling anybody.

Jayson Blair's mentor Howell Raines, writing his own fiction

Jayson Blair mentor and fired New York Times Executive Editor Howell Raines has written yet another fishing-metaphor-themed autobiography: "The One that Got Away." YAWN. Are you asleep yet? No? Well, in a desperate bid to seem relevant, Raines has embraced the first rule of PR for Losers: attack your betters in the hope that you'll be noticed, if only for attacking them. So surprise, surprise, Raines takes on Fox News, its viewers, and its leader, Roger Ailes, with invective as nasty as it is false. NewsBusters reports:

...Raines is still rising to the conservative-bashing bait.

On page 189, he lets fly with thoughts about liberal bugbear Fox News:

“Fox, by its mere existence, undercuts the argument that the public is starved for ‘fair’ news, and not just because Fox shills for the Republican Party and panders to the latest of America’s periodic religious manias. The key to understanding Fox News is to grasp the anomalous fact that its consumers know its ‘news’ is made up. It matters not when critics point this out to Foxite consumers because they’ve understood it from the outset. That’s why they’re there. Its chief fictioneer, Roger Ailes, had been making up news in plain sight for a half century.”

He puts down his fishing rod and picks up his brass knuckles to go after Fox again on page 242:

“Fox Television showed us the future -- outright lies and paranoid opinions packaged as news under the oversight of Rupert [Murdoch], a flagrant pirate, and Roger Ailes, an unprincipled Nixon thug who had assumed a journalistic disguise in much the same way that the intergalactic insect in Men in Black shrugged into the borrowed skin of a hapless hillbilly.”


My, my. There are certainly a lot of "outright lies and paranoid opinions" flying around, but they're not at or on Fox News: they're inside Raines' head and in his book. This is Psych 101 material: Raines is angry about being an irrelevant and embittered has-been with not much more to his legacy than being remembered as Jayson Blair's protector and protege, for his old politically correct ravings about Augusta National Golf Club's membership policies, and a pathetic Wikipedia writeup documenting his embarassing and multifocal professional failures, so he's lashing out. And there's a reason Raines has ample leisure time to sit at home and polish his nasty outright falsehoods about FNC, its founders and fans: he was fired from the Times for his staggering ineptitude and his willful disregard for anything even remotely resembling facts or responsible journalism.

So now it's just Howell Raines and his fishing rod, casting wildly into the void that is the public's regard for him, hoping to hook something, anything that will make him look like anything but the washed-up curmudgeon that he is. But for all Raines' devotion to the fly-fishing theme, he still hasn't grasped that in order to catch something, you have to bait your hook with something sturdy and real. Raines has baited his hook with garbage and lies. It's no wonder nobody's biting.

Slate: CNN couldn't cover popular culture with a tarp

And then there's this: Slate TV critic Troy Patterson takes on Cooper's handling of the Jolie interview AND compares him unfavorably to Britney-wrangler Matt Lauer:

...Early on, Cooper set up one of his fawning questions by referring to problems Jolie has had getting her message heard through "this blur of sort of endless suffering in Africa." Then he went on to duplicate it, introducing a slew of indistinguishable dispatches about inhumanity in the sub-Sahara. The various reporters did very little in terms of explaining the tribal pasts, the political presents, or the long-term futures involved with half a dozen catastrophes. Rather, they simply spoke over shot after shot of people on the edge of death. Just as I was wondering when they'd tell me what I could do for the price of a cup of coffee, CNN showed a 1-800 number. Maybe this was admirable, but the footage of so much inhumanity with so little context doesn't do much to humanize the victims.

In the almost-a-year-now since Cooper surfed Hurricane Katrina to superstardom, has anyone forwarded the idea that the key to his particular success as a newsman is that he is a Vanderbilt? Whereas the on-air styles of such anchors as Tom Brokaw and Dan Rather are bound up with their urges to bounce up and out of the middle-American middle class, an aristocrat like Coop is acting, in some way, out of noblesse oblige, and it showed both in his righteousness in New Orleans and in his courtliness with Jolie. He would never even begin to think of slithering around the what's-off-limits agreement his producers worked out with the do-gooder's handlers.

Thankfully, Matt Lauer, though a son of Manhattan's upper middle class, has no such inhibitions. It has now been 20 months since Barbara Walters retired from 20/20, and Lauer's June 15 Dateline NBC sit-down with Britney Spears—a conversation focusing on her career, her judgment in selecting spouses, and her "so-called mommy mistakes"—suggests that he is the new master of the celebrity interview, which is not an art but, like boxing, a science. In "Britney Spears Speaking Out," Lauer looked like Sugar Ray Leonard at the '76 Olympics....

But enough about you, Angelina...












The New York Times' Alessandra Stanley has THE take on the Anderson Cooper/Angelina Jolie CNN interview... check out these highlights:

....Mr. Cooper, the silver-haired CNN anchor, did not conduct an interview with the elusive actress; he held a conversation in which he seemed a little too eager to put himself on par with his guest as if the two of them belonged to an elite club of the concerned and caring. "You're not just talking the talk; you are walking the walk," he told Ms. Jolie, and then proceeded to talk a lot about his own walk through war zones and disaster areas, as if somehow that was an eccentric choice for a journalist.

He even managed to wedge in a mention of Hurricane Katrina: "One of the stories that we're doing, in this program, is about Niger," he said. "And I was there last summer right before Hurricane Katrina. And one in four children in Niger dies before the age of 5, which to me, I still cannot wrap my mind around."

...As much as Ms. Jolie used the occasion of motherhood to showcase her humanitarian work on CNN, the network used her humanitarian work to showcase its own talent. And that was a bit much. Mr. Cooper, who just published his autobiography, "Dispatches From the Edge," and was on the cover of Vanity Fair, has surely received plenty of publicity and praise.

For understandable reasons CNN relentlessly promoted the exclusive, and the network even persuaded Paula Zahn and Larry King to take time from their shows to interview their colleague about his scoop. Both seemed a little put out by the task. "You're talking more about the interview than the interview," Mr. King said to Mr. Cooper. "Are you getting a little tired of it?"

...[Cooper] praised Ms. Jolie for doing the interview solely to draw attention to the plight of refugees and not to promote a movie. He then seamlessly moved on to vigorously promote his best-selling book.

With journalists like that, its a small wonder celebrities are starting to do their own reporting.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

FNC's Estrich to CBS: What goes around may come around

Fox News contributor Susan Estrich writes a must-read column on FoxNews.com on CBS's bad-faith treatment of Dan Rather:

CBS has every right to replace Dan Rather in the anchor chair. That's their business, and it is a business. If they think Katie Couric can rate better, so be it. If they think an entirely new team will repair their relationship with the White House, so be it.

But when people serve you loyally, you don't trash them, step all over them, treat them like dirt, then kick them out the door – and expect your customers, consumers, your audience to look the other way, and keep watching. At least I hope we won't, once we make the connection....

...I met Dan Rather in 1987, when I took over the Dukakis campaign. He had always been one of my heroes. I knew he was smart as a whip, and knew politics, but I didn't know what kind of man he was. There were stories that he was tough. I was the first woman in a job like mine, and one of the youngest. He could have treated me like what I was: a kid. But he was unfailingly gracious, helpful, kind, a man of his word, old fashioned in the best sense of the word.

He was, in short, everything that the top brass of CBS has not been in its dealings with him.

Dan Rather will be fine. He has been humiliated, but he will land on his feet. But there is a lesson here. The news business is a tough business, but what business isn't? Thank Goodness I am lucky enough to work for Roger Ailes, who heads Fox News, and is the most loyal man in network news....


Read on...

Crossing the line: Huffington uses military deaths as straw man to attack Fox News

Conservative elitist turned liberal elitist Arianna Huffington writes a truly offensive "My compassion is bigger and better than your compassion" column for The Huffington Post, in which she takes new WH press secretary Tony Snow to task for not grieving showily enough over military deaths in Iraq, and by extension knocks Fox News for the same apparent violation.

Some lowlights:

....[Snow's] reaction to the U.S. death toll in Iraq hitting 2,500 was "It's a number."

His response to the kidnapping of Pfc. Kristian Manchaca and Pfc. Thomas Tucker was to grumble about the media "focusing on them" instead of the fact "that since Zarqawi was killed, hundreds of bad guys have been rounded up."

...It's becoming clearer by the day: you can take the man out of Fox News, but you can't take the Fox News out of the man....

...First, to help him remember that 2,500 dead is not just a number, he should stop by the summer-long vigil Military Families Speak Out will be holding outside the Cannon House Office Building in D.C. Starting Thursday, the Families will be displaying pairs of boots for every U.S. soldier killed since last Thursday, when Congress voted to "stay the course" in Iraq (the Families will also display pairs of shoes to represent the Iraqis who have died since then).

Then to help him put the focus being given to the kidnapped American soldier in perspective, he can make two phone calls: one to Daniel Pearl's widow, Mariane, and one to Nick Berg's dad. In between, he can pick up John McCain's book, Faith of My Fathers, and read over the parts about McCain's tenure as a POW.

Finally, I'll do my part by giving Snow a special preview of some scenes from John Cusack's latest film, Grace Is Gone -- a deeply personal look at a family man whose soldier wife is killed in Iraq. I know Tony is busy, so maybe I'll just send him the scene where Cusack's character, Stanley, a former soldier, tells his daughters that their mother won't be coming home. ...


Oh, she'll do her part, huh? She'll reach deep into her lefty movie star buddy connections and host a fictional screening of fictional grief so we'll appreciate her deeply fictional understanding of the sacrifices made in war? Somebody get me a barf bag--when Hollywood elitists become caricatures of their already cartoonish selves, it'll turn your stomach like nothing else.

Earth to Arianna: your real beef is showing, and it's not your supposed indignation about, and your supposed limitless depth of concern for, the deaths of American servicemen and women. No, your real problem is that you don't like Republicans, so you don't like Tony Snow, and that like any good elitist, you don't think much of spinless free speech either, so you don't like Fox News. Now, it's a free country, thanks to those who've died for it, so you're at liberty to write any revolting piece of claptrap about how your grief is better than anyone else's grief over the most ultimate of sacrifices, dying for one's country.

But if you have any interest in remaining a pundit that people take semi-seriously on occasion, and if you have any interest in evolving as a human being, do yourself and the rest of the country a favor. Quit appropriating grief that you couldn't possibly understand, unless you've personally experienced it, for political purposes and to score personal points against news organizations that have the guts to objectively report the news, not mold the news to the tastes of the ruling elite, of which you are, indisputably, the empress. And really, unless you have a spouse or a child in Iraq we don't know about, you've really stepped in it this time. You hate Fox News, free country. You think Tony Snow's a heartless expletive deleted, free country. But don't you dare use grief you could never possibly fathom as a tool to buff your absolutely fabulous cocktail-party media-elite chit-chat, anti-Bush, anti-FNC bona fides to a high gloss. It truly makes me sick and I'm willing to bet I'm not the only one.

Reuters: Fox News biz channel to launch in '07

It's really happening: a Fox News biz channel will launch by the middle of 2007. Reuters reports:

Fox News plans to launch a business news channel by the middle of next year, according to an analyst report on Tuesday that cited recent comments by the network's chairman and chief executive, Roger Ailes.

"Mr. Ailes noted an early-to-mid calendar 2007 target for the launch of a Fox Business Channel," UBS analyst Aryeh Bourkoff said in a note to clients after meeting with Ailes.

"Ailes sees opportunity for a competitor to CNBC," Bourkoff wrote, noting that Ailes was president of CNBC, the General Electric Co. controlled incumbent business news channel, in the 1990s.

Dan Rather's exit: the contrarian view

Variety's Brian Lowry offers a much-needed contrarian perspective on the departure of Dan Rather from CBS News, and the larger lesson to be had:

We lament when elder statesmen like Dan Rather are ushered out of a place like CBS News, yet largely ignore such veterans and praise them too little while panting after Anderson Cooper, Katie Couric or the next "It" guy or gal. Fixtures like Rather and Mike Wallace suddenly become newsworthy only when somebody prods them toward retirement, at which point we magically rediscover them, even when they're several years past the age at which most of us would welcome lying on a beach somewhere.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The thrill of Brazil, Time Warner-style
















It's summertime and the living is...hookerish, apparently, if you're Time Warner (CNN parent company) Chief Financial Officer Wayne Pace, accused of having an inappropriate relationship with a Brazilian madam. His colleagues are giving great quote already, like: "I'm pretty friggin' shocked."

Time Warner yesterday said it's probing whether its chief financial officer used company funds to act as a "sugar daddy" for a buxom young Brazilian woman accused of running a high-end Manhattan call-girl ring.

The probe was spurred by alleged madam Andrea Schwartz's claims that the married Wayne Pace, 56, showered her with gifts, clothes and cash, and even helped her buy an apartment during a four-year relationship that began after he met her in the bar of the Four Seasons hotel...

A donkey walks up to a news crew in Gaza...


You have to read Fox News foreign correspondent Mike Tobin's latest reporter's notebook for the funniest, most surreal behind-the-scenes look at his recent reporting from Gaza, that also provides compassionate insight into the human condition. Tobin kept his cool on a day that local kids and livestock threatened to turn his report into a Monty Python sketch...

Liz Smith on Fox News & the deader-than-dead al-Zarqawi


Liz Smith wraps up her item on genius Fox News chief Roger Ailes with a truly great line:

The hottest inside story of network news - or any kind of news - is the latest scuttlebutt concerning the dynamic Roger Ailes. He is the king and kingmaker of the Fox News network and the scourge of his competition, of which, he seems to have very little.

On the morning that the American F-16 jets dropped their bombs on al-Zarqawi, the story goes that the man running Fox News had ordered his minions to be at work early - at 5:30 in the morning. This seems an ungodly time to come to the office, but on that particular day, it happened. Thus, the entire crew was on hand to handle this big breaking story.

So, of course, even Mr. Ailes' famous world-traveling boss, Rupert Murdoch, called in wondering if Roger had perhaps been tipped off by pals or informants inside the Bush White House or elsewhere.

Mr. Ailes just laughs and laughs at this. "We periodically have these early staff get-togethers to stay sharp. I learned about al-Zarqawi's death as I was driving in to work at 4 in the morning. I was in my car. But nobody is leaking to me!"

So Mr. Ailes remains omniscient, perceptive, superstitiously at the ready and coincidentally lucky. In any case, if al-Zarqawi had met Roger Ailes face to face, he'd have been dead anyway.

What if MSNBC had a "Miss Cable News" pageant and Connie Chung bombed the talent portion?


Okay, you masochists. You know you want to see it. Oh, I resisted, because I knew it was going to be beyond embarassing, but I caved too. I'm referring, of course, to Connie Chung's acapella farewell on top of a piano on the last episode of MSNBC's beyond-bad "Weekends with Maury & Connie." Remember how excited Rick Kaplan was about this show? Ah, memories.

Anyway, now Connie's telling the NYT's Jacques Steinberg of course it was a joke, silly! Well, here's the rule: if you have to tell people it's a joke, it's a massively unsuccessful one. Because quite honestly, there is an element of dead-serious drama-queenish "Fabulous Baker Boys" tragic seriousness to Connie's performance. I think she really wanted to have it both ways--get credit for having a great sense of humor and get credit for being a beauty pageant contestant of sorts--but what smart women know is that while yes, you can have and be both, you can only do one at a time.

Here's the video, and don't say I didn't warn you.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Martha MacCallum's golf with Geoff













Attention golf fans....envy Fox News Channel anchor Martha MacCallum, who got putting lessons from US Open winner Geoff Ogilvy today on a miniature playing field outside the studios! Geoff taught Martha how to putt, and shared that he celebrated his US Open win by having "a couple of drinks with a few Australians," (before quickly adding, "We just had a few. We Australians, we don’t drink too much.”) While demonstrating the finer points of putt-putt, new champ Ogilvy joked, "This is how I practice at home. Every day."

The NewsHounds, elevating tastelessness and insensitivity towards terror victims to an art form

The mouth-breathing weirdos over at Newshounds.us keep looking for, and finding, lines to cross--and their latest is a biggie. In an item titled "Tastlessness [sic] and Insensitivity Elevated to an Art Form" ("Tastlessness"? Is that anything like "tastelessness"?) poster Marie Therese bemoans the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Then she goes on to say that "nobody cares" that al-Zarqawi's wives and child may have died with him:

Last Friday during an "aren't we so cute and cool" moment on FOX & Friends, the hosts aired a clip from Jay Leno's June 15th monologue on The Tonight Show:

LENO: "It's not been a good day for Mrs. al-Zarqawi. They had the reading of the will today. She got the house."

All three hosts laughed. Brian Kilmeade, who fancies himself a stand-up comic in his off-hours, added:

"Hit by a missile! Let's see if they have insurance. And there are so many Mrs. al-Zarqawis!"

Co-host Alisyn Camerota chimed in saying "Yeah! There isn't just one!"

This entire segment took less than a minute.

Last week, when we killed al-Zarqawi, we also killed two women and a 6-year-old girl child. There was some speculation that one or both of these women might have been wives of the slain terrorist and perhaps the little girl was his offspring....to this day no one knows who these three were, what names they went by, why they were there....But, then, who really cares? ...certainly not the FOX & Friends trio.

...it becomes easy for glib comedians to rattle off a throw-away joke about "Mrs. al-Zarqawi" and for others to laugh and say "Hit by a missile!"


Memo to the NewsHounds: al-Zarqawi's death is about al-Zarqawi, and about all the innocent lives that have now been saved because he's been stopped. The story isn't about anyone who may have been with him when he died. And for the NewsHounds to imply that a healthy contempt for a monster--a man who was truly a "psychopathic international gangster," (to borrow Christopher Hitchens' great phrase, coined while appearing on "Your World w/Cavuto" today) equals inhumanity and insensitivity...well, that's logic worthy of al-Zarqawi himself.

Tony Snow's "unprintable" caption on Fox News Sunday




Check out the video of White House press secretary--and former Fox News Sunday host--Tony Snow's visit to Fox News Sunday, his first Sunday talk show appearance since taking the White House job! Among weightier topics (transcript,) there was this great exchange about the now-infamous picture of Tony and Dan Bartlett looking, well, perhaps less than suave in body armor during the President's chopper ride into Iraq:














CHRIS WALLACE: What's your caption for this picture?

TONY SNOW: Mine's unprintable.


For the record, Tony says that his expression is a result of not being able to turn his head because of the body armor--and he's not kidding. I've tried that stuff on and let me tell you, it's a feat just to breathe with it on.

Michael Yon, "Danger Close"



Check out former Green Beret Michael Yon's absolutely astonishing war-blog, Michael Yon Online. Yon is a gifted writer and photographer (you've probably seen this famous, very sad photo he took of an American soldier holding a little girl mortally wounded by a terrorist car bomb in Iraq; Fox News Channel's John Gibson made it the centerpiece of his "My Word" segment in May of last year, and Col. Oliver North has noted the pic as well.)

Yon is not featured on television news often enough (though you can check out the video of an appearance on CNN's "Reliable Sources" here.) Yon gets as close to the fighting as anybody can (the pic above of a soldier dragging a terrorist who had just attacked his men into an alley is a typical Yon dispatch) and his insights into war come from a heart that is patriotic but unflinching. Yon puts the story out there for you to examine in all its facets. Yon's brand of reporting is more proof that the fair and balanced ethos Fox News has established in modern journalism is here to stay; once you've gotten the opportunity to make up your own mind about the news, there is no substitute. Check it out.

And the winner of the cable news Rove rush-to-judgment award is...












In what host Eric Burns called an "all-testosterone edition" of Fox News Watch (Juan Williams was sitting in for Jane Hall,) great insights this week. Commenting on the media's embarassing rush to judgment in confidently predicting indictment for Karl Rove, panelist Jim Pinkerton pointed out that National Review Online counted no fewer than 26 times that Keith Olbermann predicted Karl Rove's indictment (check out the video.) Good luck dealing with that ongoing mess behind the "Countdown" desk, Dan Abrams.

The NewsHounds, dropping the bias-dime on themselves again



Speaking of giving your game away, professional Fox News Channel-haters the NewsHounds
join Media Matters in dropping the bias-dime on themselves. The NewsHounds like to say that FNC isn't fair and balanced, yet this morning they're screaming about Republican publisher Steve Forbes criticizing the Republican party on "Forbes on Fox" this weekend...and in conclusion, drive right into CrazyTown:

Steve Forbes, who usually tips the scales in favor of the conservative viewpoint, was less than enthusiastic about Republican chances in 2006, claiming that the economy will appear to be weaker than it is in November 2006.

FORBES: "... But the fact of the matter is what I think is going to hurt the Republicans is, one, the feeling they've been in power too long and they need to be punished but also, the economy is gonna look worse than it really is and that's what's gonna bite them in November."

...If a Republican big-wig like Steve Forbes has capitulated on Election 2006, there must panic [sic] in the RNC's inner sanctum.

I wondered if FOX News was sending a signal that, in the lead-up to Election 2006, the Democrats had better be prepared for Republican swift-boating of Nancy Pelosi, John Conyers and Charles Rangel?


Just like their highbrow ideological cousins Media Matters, the NewsHounds are out of their minds with worry over the existence of an unbiased news network that is so profoundly successful--and when you go out of your mind, well, it tends to show. Do they make white jackets in size Schnauzer?

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Media Matters continues to downplay its real agenda: squashing free speech












Sigh. David Brock's bash-Fox-News outfit, Media Matters for America, just can't stay on their "we're just an innocent little media watchdog organization" message. MM gets so maniacally consumed with its real agenda--squishing any form of free speech that doesn't jive with its hard-left politics--that it keeps exposing that agenda by accident. Take their latest droning, eyes-glaze-over, preachy hatefest against FNC's Bill O'Reilly and his recent trip to Guantánamo Bay, titled "Returning from Guantánamo Bay, O'Reilly continued to downplay torture allegations." Media Matters is all teary-eyed and pouty--not so much over O'Reilly's trip, but over the fact that terrorists are being detained and interrogated at Guantánamo Bay. But because Media Matters needs to stick to its story about being a "media watchdog" organization, it attacks O'Reilly for visiting Guantánamo and being an active journalist. There's nothing that frustrated wanna-be totalitarians like the folks at Media Matters hate more than inconvenient facts...so they put a long, draggy, political rant against the U.S.'s anti-terror operations in the guise of a bash-Bill fest:

Returning from a visit to Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, in time for the June 12 editions of Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor and his nationally syndicated radio show, host Bill O'Reilly dedicated much of both programs to downplaying alleged abuses at the Pentagon's detention facility there, also known as Gitmo...

O'Reilly didn't downplay anything--watch the video--and MM's "argument" deteriorates further into a political diatribe against the existence of Gitmo itself.

So read Bill's take on his visit to Gitmo... and do something the MM folks would do anything to stop. Decide for yourself.

"Officer Delicious" visits "Your World"--no ticket required









Here's a smile for your Saturday morning...check out this Fox News video of Neil Cavuto's interview with "Officer Delicious"--aka police officer Terry Golden of West Palm Beach, Florida, who patrols traffic intersections in drag to catch red light runners. And it works, too!

Friday, June 16, 2006

Economists: news coverage of terrorism=more attacks

This is interesting: Washington Post "Unconventional Wisdom" columnist Richard Morin directs our attention to a new study that says news coverage of terrorist attacks causes more attacks:

More ink equals more blood, claim two economists who say that newspaper coverage of terrorist incidents leads directly to more attacks.

It's a macabre example of win-win in what economists call a "common-interest game," say Bruno S. Frey of the University of Zurich and Dominic Rohner of Cambridge University.

"Both the media and terrorists benefit from terrorist incidents," their study contends. Terrorists get free publicity for themselves and their cause. The media, meanwhile, make money "as reports of terror attacks increase newspaper sales and the number of television viewers."

The researchers counted direct references to terrorism between 1998 and 2005 in the New York Times and Neue Zuercher Zeitung, a respected Swiss newspaper. They also collected data on terrorist attacks around the world during that period. Using a statistical procedure called the Granger Causality Test, they attempted to determine whether more coverage directly led to more attacks.

The results, they said, were unequivocal: Coverage caused more attacks, and attacks caused more coverage -- a mutually beneficial spiral of death that they say has increased because of a heightened interest in terrorism since Sept. 11, 2001.


This sounds like either an alarmist real-world take on the movie "The Ring"--watch and die--or, depending on your point of view, a natural extension of the premise that terrorists operate with an eye toward using the news media as public relations tools. But here's the kicker: author Frey suggests, as a solution, a ban on using the word "terrorist" in news reporting, saying "Nobody can be called a criminal -- in our case a terrorist -- if this has not been established by a court of law."

This, of course, will never happen, but it will be interesting to see which television news outlets might subtly lean toward that kind of pie-in-the-sky remedy--the word "alleged" springs inexorably to mind--in the future.

Anderson Cooper: "I have no actual skills"



If you can get past the pics of professional bikini babe Brooke Burke (pictured here because honestly, wouldn't you rather look at her?) there's an interview with Anderson "My Ratings Don't Suck That Bad" Cooper in the July Stuff magazine that, according to Alan Peppard in the Dallas Morning News, includes this gem:

"I have no actual skills, so I don't have many options," CNN anchor Anderson Cooper says..."That's the great thing about liberal-arts education: One graduates without skills."

I'm sure that every serious-minded television news anchor with a liberal arts education appreciates the industry-wide, blanket self-deprecation. Right? Right?

Fox News Radio: “No one ever got a hurricane warning from an iPod”


On the first birthday of the Fox 5-Minute newscast, a gem of a Mike Kinosian piece on Fox News Radio in "Inside Radio" today, full of great, must-read tidbits about the organization:

...Several years ago, CBS provided a mild jolt to the top-of-the-hour news proceedings by updating its news sounder. Toying with sacred tradition is scary stuff.

A much more significant shockwave took place one year ago (6-1-2005) when FOX News Radio, which had already been providing one-minute news updates to its affiliates, entered the fray with a meatier, full-service, five-minute radio cast.

Notwithstanding the fact that vaunted brand names like CBS, ABC, NBC and CNN had a tremendous head start, internal FOX expectations were high. The prevalent feeling was the new venture would do rather well. “We sensed there was a pent-up demand for what we were doing on [FOX News Channel] to be done on radio,” remarks FOX News Radio Senior VP Kevin Magee. “[But] I’m not sure we really anticipated that it would take off quite this way.”

The web’s five-minute casts air in 46 of the Top 50 Markets. “It’s been very gratifying and, to a certain extent, it’s because [Director/News Programming & Managing Editor] Mitch [Davis] has created a very dependable product,” Magee opines. “You have to create sturdy newscasts and give everything they’re intended [to provide]. Fifty-eight stations were kind enough to stick their toe in the water in the very beginning and some people in the business watched to see whether or not we could pull it off. Word began [to spread] about our great affiliate feeds; wonderful two-ways; and that our newscasts were hitting their mark.”

...discernible points of difference should exist among various five-minute net radio newscasts being offered and Magee suggests that several things, including an energetic delivery, make his network’s product stand out. “Our newscasters are a little hipper and have a little more fun,” he contends. “Mitch has taught them these newscasts are [like] meals. There’s meat, potatoes, vegetables and there’s also a little dessert at the end. That’s the way it should [be presented].”

It’s also story count, but Magee stresses, “I’m not a big fan of counting stories because it then ends up just being a scoreboard. It’s a sound that is extremely compatible with traditional AM Talk radio and FM Talk.”

In all candor though, Magee acknowledges there presently aren’t many FM affiliates and wishes he had additional such outlets – particularly FM music stations. “Country seems to embrace us a little more than most other formats,” he notes. “FM music stations that aren’t programming news hope the storm will go away [but] we know it doesn’t. They’re trying to squeeze as many glasses of juice from the orange as possible, which is sometimes being `penny wise and pound foolish.’ If I programmed an FM music station, I’d very desperately want some news. Programmers find themselves using liners like, `Coming up – eight more of your Lite favorites in a row.’ Well – my iPod has 10,000 Lite favorites in a row.”

A recent FOX print ad read: “No one ever got a hurricane warning from an iPod” and Magee states, “We used to say responsible GMs would want news [but now believe] `clever’ GMs better have news. If your FM station just plays songs, I can do that better by myself.”

...The first rule Davis recites to his anchors and reporters is that they can’t be boring. “From the beginning, we [said] this is not your grandfather’s radio network,” he comments. “I looked – and am still looking – for people who have a passion for reporting and love to do news. We don’t stand on top of a mountain and preach down to people. I’m not looking for people with a great delivery – I need people who want to tell a story and who are interested in telling the story. After talking with someone and getting a writing sample, you can fairly quickly get a feeling if this is something they’re doing because they really want to, or if it’s just a job.”

...If Davis ever gets to write a book, he suspects at least one chapter will be devoted to the way people apply for work in this business.

Cartons of tapes from would-be FOX anchors/reporters are kept below his desk. “A friend referred to them as boxes of broken dreams,” Davis jokes. “They contain some absolutely fascinating things.”

...The fundamental/stylistic way FOX looks at news is, in Davis’ opinion, critical in differentiating his product. “Instead of distilling a story and [declaring] this is the objective truth, we [note] `one side says this and the other side says that.’ The other piece of the puzzle for us is that we literally tell our anchors and reporters to [pretend] they’re sitting across from someone in a cafeteria or diner and to talk to them one-on-one. We don’t want them `announcing’ – they’re telling people what they know.”


Read on for insight into how Fox News Radio knows they're pulling a younger audience and how Tony Snow's departure set the stage for "Brian and the Judge"...

Chernin studies the science of DVR ad-skipping: "We better get smart about it"


Fox News Channel parent News Corp is leading the charge to wrestle the ad-skipping phenomenon that are Digital Video Recorders, aka DVR's or TiVo, into some kind of compliance, if not submission. News Corp prez/COO Peter Chernin presented a game plan this week, as David Goetzl reports in Media Daily News:

WHILE ADVERTISER RESISTANCE TO PAYING for DVR viewers is the principal reason that upfront deals are being made on a "live only" basis, another factor may be an acknowledgment by major media companies that the DVR revolution is unstoppable and business models need to evolve accordingly.

In other words, why fight to hold onto a reality that's changing--it's time to get ahead of the curve?

"It's coming, whether we like it or not," said Peter Chernin, President-COO of News Corp., at an investor conference this week. And, he said, his company's entertainment business "is going to have to learn how to with" DVR predominance.

Chernin laid out a four-point plan for how News Corp.'s multitude of properties affected by DVRs and ad-skipping--from the Fox network to local stations to the FX cable outlet--can adapt and prosper. The strategy includes an emphasis on news and sports programming, considered largely DVR-proof; attracting more product placement and sponsorship dollars; experimenting with new ad models; and enticing advertisers to purchase integrated packages that include both television and Internet properties such as MySpace.....

...At News Corp., Chernin said the company is focusing heavily on bulking up its news and sports properties--from adding more local news at its stations to investing in the Fox News Channel to continuing to offer the NFL--since people prefer watching those genres live. As a result, the company plans to charge advertisers more for news and sports, he said, and sports CPMs should grow at a rate that is double that of entertainment programs.

"To the degree that there is some potential degradation in CPMs for entertainment (due to ad-skipping), you're likely to see a corollary increase in CPMs in live news and live sports programming," he said.

Other moves to combat DVRs at News Corp., Chernin said, include spreading the product placement/sponsorship model on "American Idol" to other programs; trying new ad models such as shorter spots and fewer pods; and using advertisers' interest in Internet properties to entice them to buy television as well in bundled packages.

"People like to use DVRs to skip commercials, and we better get smart about how to deal with it," he said.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

FNC's Cavuto: Dan Rather, put out to his own grassy knoll












Very cool--and very poetic and philosophical--commentary from Fox News Channel's top-rated "Your World" host Neil Cavuto today, who devoted his "Common Sense" segment to the news that the infamous/legendary (depending on your point of view) former "CBS Evening News" anchor Dan Rather will depart the network before his contract ends. Check out the transcript below, and the video:

There was a time when he was all that. So big, so quoted, so "it," that it seems hard to believe he has now become a "so what."

The Dan Rather era is over. Reports are he's leaving CBS and confirmed it himself minutes ago....not with the bang he came in, but with barely so much as a kind whisper on the way out.

CBS executives were apparently not interested in extending his contract...not for reporting...not for commenting...not for anything.

It's the Katie Couric era now. The Dan wagon has come and gone. And the man who staked his fame covering the assassination of President Kennedy has now been put out to his own grassy knoll.

It is a reminder, as if any of us needs it, that fame, like ratings, passes.

Dan had a good run. Nearly a quarter century in the Uncle Walter seat...covering everyone, being everywhere.

Politicians feared him. Lat night comics quoted him. Countless media blogs hated him. There was a time when Dan scored the biggest TV news contract ever. And now, no contract at all.

I'm not here to judge why things went the way they did for Dan, just that they did....just like they do for so many superstars who super-nova out...bright one minute, dark the next.

In a profession and a world that reminds us...the news comes and goes....even for the folks who tell it.
This is interesting...Olbermann Watch has posted what an emailer claims are the complete and unedited set of Keith Olbermann emails. They're too salty to reproduce here but check them out: if they're authentic, Olbermann's more unhinged than I thought he was.

Cable Spam

NewsBusters' Noel Sheppard asks a great question as he ponders Don Kaplan's "Do we need MSNBC?" New York Post column:

...Fox is kicking CNN’s butt. And here’s the punch line: “The running joke in TV news is Fox and CNN are news channels with Web sites, but MSNBC is a Web site with a cable channel - a tip of the hat to MSNBC.com, which is the top news site on the 'Net.”

Does that make Keith Olbermann Spam?

More classy emails from Keith Olbermann

Lloyd Grove has got his hot little hands on some more Keith Olbermann emails and they're doozies:

Keith Olbermann's vacation isn't going so well.

He was forced to apologize yesterday after more of his E-mails found their way to my inbox and exposed the host of MSNBC's "Countdown With Keith Olbermann" as insulting and frequently obscene in an acrimonious exchange with two viewers who taunted him.

Olbermann's antagonists, who asked not to be named, repeatedly claimed in their June 8 E-mails that dead Al Qaeda terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was Olbermann's "hero," prompting the television star to advise: "Hey, save the oxygen for somebody whose brain can use it. Kill yourself."

After I forwarded that and other E-mails to an MSNBC exec, Olbermann wrote: "I apologize to anyone who might take offense at my part of this correspondence. It goes without saying that I should not have replied to these abusive and hateful E-mails, but I wonder how many of us could receive literally hundreds of them questioning our patriotism, religion and ethnic origin, without succumbing to the natural wish to confront such hate?"

Here are some examples of Olbermann "confronting hate":

"Given how far you are from knowing your a- from your elbow about my industry, you couldn't be stupider, wronger, or dumber ..."

"Go - your mother."

"You 'Americans' still watching that evil f- O'Reilly?"

Apparently, they are. Fox News' Bill O'Reilly draws six times the viewership of his 8 p.m. weekday rival.

MSNBC declined to comment yesterday, but Olbermann is scheduled to return to work on Monday.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

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Just in case you didn't automatically associate the words "Anderson Cooper" with the words "New Orleans," the CNN anchor will be speaking at the National Library Association's convention in New Orleans at the end of the month. Now repeat after Time-Warner brass: AndersonNewCooperOrleansAndersonNewCooperOrleans. Got it? Got it.

Keith Olbermann, energy vampire


After reading Lloyd Grove's item on Keith Olbermann's emails about his colleagues including Rita Cosby--specifically, that she's dumber than a suitcase of rocks--I'm convinced that Olbermann does only one thing well: targeted, premeditated trash-talk. He starts going off on others in the biz for the resulting PR, and it works. His ratings suck, people hate him, he comes across as a complete weirdo--but when he starts talking smack on someone else, then suddenly he appropriates some of that person's mojo. And Olbermann is mojo-challenged like nobody's business, shall we say. Olbermann owes most of his fame/notoriety to Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly for exactly this reason. O'Reilly has talent, ratings and mojo through the roof. Olby thinks that if he gets "O'Reilly" and "Olbermann" in the same sentence enough times, eventually some of O'Reilly's success will rub off on him by proxy.

Therapists call people like this "energy vampires." In Olbermann's case, he's a professional energy vampire. I'm also convinced that this months-old email that was mysteriously, suddenly turned over to Grove this week by the recipient was written exactly for this reason--to start little media-friendly gang warfare between Olbermann and Cosby--and unlike O'Reilly, Cosby can't hit back that hard. So now, in addition to being a jerk, he's a jerk who picks on women in his office. And no matter how you feel about Rita Cosby's talent or lack thereof, that's not cool. I hope she steps on his foot by accident next time they're in an elevator together.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Cable news ratings...well, sort of. They start at 1 and go to 10

Hardball host Chris Matthews references his own ratings system: The Chris Matthews Test. It's not so much Nielsen as it is locker room. Courtesy of Jossip:


...over on MSNBC, the news anchors debated an issue much more pressing: Coulter's Hot or Not factor. From June 9th's Hardball:

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Do you find her physically attractive, Tucker?

TUCKER CARLSON: I'm not going to answer that, because the answer, I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. That's not the point.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Positively.

RITA COSBY: Don't ask me that question.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Mike, do you want to weigh in here as an older fellow. Do you find her to be a physically attractive woman?

MIKE BARNICLE: I'm too old to be doing that. I had enough fights in my life.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: OK, Rita, do you find her to be a physically attractive woman?

RITA COSBY: I'll throw it back to you, Chris, do you find her attractive?

CHRIS MATTHEWS: You guys are all afraid to answer. No, I find her—I wouldn't put her—well, she doesn't pass the Chris Matthews test.

Fast Times at MSNBC High


The Philadelphia Inquirer's Gail Shister perfectly sums up the decision to replace Rick Kaplan with Dan Abrams at MSNBC:

They chose an inmate to run the asylum at MSNBC....

...Though Abrams says he jumped at the offer, NBC News chief Steve Capus says he took a little convincing. They started talking a few weeks ago; the deal wasn't finalized until Friday.

"Dan's not a guy blinded by ambition," Capus says. "He wasn't sitting here thinking, 'I've got to do this.' It took a lot of conversations to figure out how it was going to work."

Abrams' dearth of management experience - he was a Court TV anchor and reporter before joining MSNBC in '97 - is no biggie, Capus says.


Now, call me old-fashioned, but I tend to believe that being totally consumed with ambition is a GOOD thing in one's career. Capus makes it sound like the decision process went something like this:

Capus [dialing phone...phone rings]: Hey, Dan, it's me, Steve.

Abrams: Hey, man. What's going on?

Capus: Not much. Usual crapola. Hey, you want to replace Rick? I mean, it's, you know, whatever. The job's basically a pain in the a#$, so, you know. Whatever.

Abrams: Um. I dunno. Hold on, my sandwich just got here.


But hey, if NBC brass wants to run its cable news division the same way Jeff Spicoli ran his educational career in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," then...well, it'll be good for a laugh, if nothing else.

The NewsHounds taxidermy service


Johnny Dollar needs to start a NewsHounds taxidermy service, because he traps so many of them in so many of their lies. His latest catch: the NewsHounds' big whopper that FNC didn't have any Democrats on the channel this morning to comment on President Bush's surprise trip to Iraq. Ahem...see picture, above. Eeeny, meenie, miney, mo, catch a NewsHound by the toe...

Sightings Dept.


Anderson Cooper, chilling with a pal at Copley's Restaurant in Palm Springs on Saturday night, according to the Desert Sun newspaper...

TV Newser's got a link to a blog report by a seriously demented Coop fan (check out her t-shirt, I would die before I wore that in public, or anywhere) at a book signing in LA last night..

CNN's Storm Snoozequarters









Interesting to note that self-proclaimed "Hurricane Headquarters" CNN was the only cable news net asleep at the switch this morning while Tropical Storm Alberto drenched Florida's Gulf Coast, while MSNBC and FNC went live at 5am to track the storm.

CNN, meantime, was in taped programming of "Anderson Cooper 360" with guest host John Roberts, while "Fox & Friends" provided live reporting (video) by Orlando Salinas and Marianne Silber and interviews with emergency personnel in Florida.


I guess that Alberto didn't get Jon Klein's memo to please, please only pick up speed at a civilized hour...