vintage purchased u.s./canada rights to my third novel

for 2013 publication (selected coverage: ny observer, hipster runoff, galleycat, vulture, carles, wall street journal, the millions, impose, htmlgiant, slog, tumblr)

vice published a ~5000-word story by me titled 'relationship story'

re a relationship and listed me as an employee of the month

vice is publishing a weekly column by me titled 'drug-related photoshop art'

week 1, 2,000,000mg xanax
week 2, justin bieber lsd (in german, in uk)
week 3, fat mike in werner herzog's house (fat mike's response, new draft, fat mike's response to new draft)
week 4, pill identifier
week 5, 11.8% heavier cocaine (in 'war on drugs'-anniversary article)
week 6, extreme close-up of a 30mg adderall
week 7, dumbledore levitating valium, adderall, seroquel
week 8, 'che-rendered' harry potter (2300px)
week 9, a tyrannosaurus rex on an extremely large dose of mdma
week 10, a sea turtle killing itself with the drug that killed ol' dirty bastard
week 11, my rejected 'the new yorker' cover submission (sasha frere-jones' response, bookforum coverage)
week 12, extreme close-up of a 30mg oxycodone
week 13, tao lin retrospective at the whitney
week 14, xanax for koalas (3182px)
week 15 'large dose of mdma' halloween-costume

week 16 koala crying on trampoline
b-sides & abandoned drafts & previews: xanax octopus, a pancake or a steak..., extraterrestrial-hugging koala

'ny observer' published a 'piece' by me

re the future of the novel (selected coverage: htmlgiant, full stop, the tangential, moby lives)

supplemental material is below (click to enlarge)

'thought catalog' published a 'piece' by me

re toronto memes

'thought catalog' republished a 'piece' by me

re how to give a reading on mushrooms (originally published by flaunt, video can be viewed here)

gawker reported on my 'live-tweeting' of a boltbus driver being arrested

for suspected drunk-driving (selected coverage: thought catalog, nbc, gothamist, htmlgiant, moby lives)

'thought catalog' published a 'piece' by me

re koko, the 'talking' gorilla

'thought catalog' published a 'piece' by me

re how to get married in las vegas

'thought catalog' published a 'piece' by me

re 'almost transparent blue' (1976) by ryu murakami (b. 1952)

i am blogging 6-12 times jan 17-24

at thought catalog, i will post links to each 'piece' in this blog post, here are some ideas i currently have

*update* (1) track-by-track review of neon indian's 'psychic chasms' (2) an account of sharing an ambien with a girl i met one week prior at a party (3) track-by-track review of grizzly bear's 'veckatimest' (4) how to be considerate on the internet (5) critical analysis of four shoppers in a japanese supermarket from the perspectives of their disapproving, estranged mothers (6) every time i've had sex with megan boyle (7) five low-level conspiracies jesse eisenberg should accidentally discover while alone—but content to be alone—on a seven-day bahamas cruise *update*

'thought catalog' published a 'piece' by me

re top 10 worst fruits to get blowjobs from

paper published a graph by me

re 2010/2011/'brand movement'/[other things] (view full-size, previous graph 1, previous graph 2, previous graph 3)

i am blogging 6-12 times dec. 6-10

at thought catalog, view a screenshot of ~50+ 'blogging ideas' from my gmail 'drafts' here

*update* (1) how to butter a sizzling hot ass steak (2) top 10 animals that don't have asses (3) top 10 bleakest unpublished blog posts of 2009 (4) top 10 humans to imagine making really loud whale noises (5) an account of emily gould's 'launch party' re 'and the heart says whatever' (6) what the hell is wikileaks... *update*

MDMAfilms

is an "extreme mumblecore"/"drugcore"/"emo" film/documentary/"event coverage"/production company established "16 NOV 2010" by Megan Boyle & Tao Lin. Its feature-length releases can be ordered here.

Relevant links: Vimeo, Twitter, Tumblr.

Selected coverage: Filmmaker Magazine, New York Times, indieWIRE, Thought Catalog, Les Inrocks.

'chandler levack' interviewed me ~2.5-hours/'irl' while i was 'on' mdma

re death/mushrooms/memes/goals/girls/jesus/twitter/[other things]

"selected coverage" re Richard Yates

11/26 3:AM Magazine / review
11/24 Bill Clegg / review
11/24 Vice / interview (auxiliary coverage: HTMLGIANT)
11/13 Guardian / review

11/11 American Elf / review (auxiliary coverage: Moby Lives)
10/23 National Post / review
10/20 National Post / interview
10/14 London Review of Books (full text) / review (auxiliary coverage: Moby Lives)
10/13 HTMLGIANT (part 2) / interview
10/12 HTMLGIANT (part 1) / interview
10/12 Boston Phoenix / review
9/24 New York Times Book Review / review (auxiliary coverage: Village Voice, HTMLGIANT, The Alt Report, Thought Catalog)
9/24 Boston Globe / review
9/22 The Stranger / profile (auxiliary coverage: Gawker, NY Observer, Omnivoracious, MetaFilter, Thought Catalog, The Alt Report, Seattlest, The Economist, Good) (auxiliary auxiliary-coverage: Slog, Slog)
9/22 BlackBook / profile
9/22 LA Weekly / interview
9/16 Vice / review (auxiliary coverage: Moby Lives)
9/16 It's Nice That / interview
9/14 Popmatters / review
9/11 The Atlantic / overview of selected coverage
9/09 NYU Local / NYU-related things
9/07 Village Voice / review (auxiliary coverage: Meaghan O'Connell)
9/07 Autostraddle / review
9/07 Hipster Runoff / excerpt (auxiliary coverage: Flavorpill)
9/07 Huffington Post / review
9/07 Largehearted Boy / "piece"
9/07 Bookforum / review (auxiliary coverage: Thought Catalog)
9/02 Associated Press / profile (auxiliary coverage: NY Observer, Random House, Poetry Foundation)
8/26 Time Out New York / review
8/24 Nylon / profile
8/24 Salon / profile (auxiliary coverage: NY Observer)
8/19 Interview / interview
8/17 NY Observer / profile (auxiliary coverage: Village Voice, HTMLGIANT, MetaFilter, BlackBook, reddit)

Go here for the "official site."

Other coverage: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 / 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 / index / goodreads

*contest* discern what drug i'm 'on' *contest*

*update* the answer is mushrooms, a person 'covered' this here *update*

first 5 correct answers receive richard yates free, type your answer in the comments section, 1 answer per person, i will reveal the drug thursday 6pm pacific time; include 5 to 1000 words explanation with your answer



an alternate angle w/ different audio & no q&a is here, htmlgiant coverage is here

'thought catalog' published a 'piece' by me

re shoplifting from american apparel (first published in different form in coming & crying)

canteen published a 'piece' by me

re the new yorker's '20 under 40' list ostensibly, to some degree, via the prompt 'the great american ______'

'the atlantic' published an article about me

re '[w]hy is lin so polarizing?'/gawker/[other things] (auxiliary coverage: htmlgiant)

gawker published a 'piece' by me

re being arrested at nyu's bookstore for 'trespassing'

"3x contest" re Richard Yates

Winners: Jordan Castro (contest 1) Jordan Castro & Mallory Whitten (contest 2) theRealRealTruth (contest 3)

Contest 1 entries: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (5420 words) 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (5795 words) 28 (6153 words) 29 30 31 (6676 words) 32 (22280 words via '17824 + 25%') 33 34 (6360 words) 35 36 37
Contest 2 entries: 1 (126+ min.) 2 (48+ min.) 3 (19+ min.)
Contest 3 entries: 1 2 3 4 (~25 people) 5 6 7 (29 people) 8 9 10

Illegitimate entries: 1 (not all participants "in frame") 2 (not > 70% "on topic," I feel) 3 (not all participants "in frame" at relevant moment) 4 (not > 70% "on topic," I feel) 5 (uses obvious "gimmick," to a large degree, I feel)

Prizes: $800, "'special' galley," "'private' coin collection," [other things] (see below). Free books: every "legitimate-seeming" entry will get one of my books free, email binky.tabby [at] gmail.com which book & your address if your entry is linked above. Submission process: post your entry on the internet, comment the link in the comments section of this blog post.

CONTEST 1: TYPE OR "GMAIL CHAT" ABOUT "RICHARD YATES" AND/OR "TAO LIN"

Type 1000+ words or 500+ "Gmail chat lines" about Richard Yates, "Tao Lin's second novel," and/or "Tao Lin," using the following as reference: internet, official site, HTMLGIANT review/coverage of this blog post, Alt Report, Fishkind review, author description, Justin Taylor, [coverage "generated" by this blog post, listed above].

The longest "legitimate-seeming" entry will receive: $250 check + "'special' galley"/"box of drafts" ("longest" means "largest word-count," "1 Gmail chat line" = "2 words," if you promote your entry and it is linked by a site, or is already on "such a site," w/ an Alexa "traffic rank" below 50k your "prize-length" will be increased by 25%, 50% if below 20k.

Tips: seems "easier" maybe if you title sections of your "piece" in this manner, each title being a "topic"/[specific link] that you then "muse upon." Entries do not need to be positive, if you "hate me" and want a free book "feel free" to "shit out" an essay in ~10 minutes "shit-talking" me in a cathartic, stream-of-consciousness manner.

CONTEST 2: FILM AN INTERVIEW/DISCUSSION ABOUT "RICHARD YATES" AND/OR "TAO LIN"

Film a "live, 2+ minute" interview about "Richard Yates" and/or "Tao Lin" using things listed in "contest 1"/[anything] as reference, w/ the person being interviewed "in frame" while speaking. To increase the "prize-length" of the movie you can "upgrade" the interview into a "discussion" (3+ people; see next paragraph).

The longest "legitimate-seeming" entry will receive: $250 check + "coin collection"/"box of drafts" ("longest" means "lengthiest movie," w/ each person beyond 2 who speaks, legitimately, in the movie, increasing the "prize-length" of the movie by 1 minute; for example a "round-table"/"panel discussion" of 7 people, where each person is "in frame" throughout and has "a 'legitimate' speaking role," will increase the "prize-length" by 5 minutes; "additionally," for every 1000 views your movie has before August 03 the "prize-length" will be increased by 2 minutes).

CONTEST 3: FILM A PERSON SAYING "RICHARD YATES" IN A MANNER THAT CAUSES 3+ PEOPLE TO TURN THEIR BODIES, TO SOME DEGREE, TO LOOK AT [AFOREMENTIONED PERSON]

Film a movie where 3+ people turn their bodies, to some degree, upon hearing "Richard Yates," to look at the person who said "Richard Yates," w/ all participants "in frame" during the "relevant" portion of the movie (you can have other things in the movie if you want), can be "scripted" (something w/ friends) or non-scripted (saying "Richard Yates" loudly to "strangers" in a public area).

The movie where the most people "turn around" in the above manner will receive: $300 check + [package of "random ass shit" from my room, guaranteed to probably be worth ~$200-$5000 in ~2025 to NYU's "head archivist"].

OTHER INFORMATION

For this blog post "legitimate" is defined as "more than ~70% 'on topic' and w/o obvious 'gimmicks' like pasting the same sentence repeatedly, quoting 1000-word sections of other essays, having 30+ second 'silent' shots of landscapes, Photoshop'ing into a movie '1000 people turning their bodies to look at a person,' [other things of this nature]." People I know or "are friends w/" can participate, as the judging seems "objective," to a large degree, I feel, for the above contests. Motivated people can submit entries in each contest to receive 3 free books, but cannot submit more than one entry for each contest. "On topic" is defined as "about 'Richard Yates' (novel) and/or 'Tao Lin.'" I feel "flexible" re [things in this paragraph].

"3x contest" ends August 03, Tuesday, 10PM Eastern. Every entry will be linked at the top of this blog post. Richard Yates' release date is September 07 2010. Thank you for your time/consideration.

control what i will be wearing in the september 'nylon'

*update* voting has ended, 4 is the winner, votes are in parenthesis, 'god damn you all' who voted 10 *update*

noah kalina is photographing me for nylon tomorrow re richard yates, i will wear whatever receives the most votes

1. defiance, ohio t-shirt, green (6)
2. american apparel long-sleeve button-down, black (1)
3. turtleneck that i'll buy from kmart/sidewalk tomorrow, [non-black/white] (10)
4. xanax v-neck designed by brandon scott gorrell, white w/ green lettering (683, including ~450 students from a psychology class and 45 from a 7th grade class, also + 'infinity' of whatever votes 10 got)
5. plaid long-sleeve button down, light blue/other (0)
6. rosa t-shirt, yellow (7)
7. graniph long-sleeve button down, green (2)
8. suit that i'll buy at a thrift store tomorrow (11)
9. layered '6 and 2' w/ 2 unbuttoned (4)
10. cum covering my 'face, hair, ears, neck, and hoodie' (336)
11. [specify something and i'll add it as 11, 12, etc., if it seems 'desirable' to me]

i 'reserve the freedom' to wear a 'hoodie' of my choice in an unzipped/open manner, my shoes will be black ipaths and my jeans will be 511 levi's, vote by typing [number] or [outfit] in the comments section before 3 pm eastern time 7/15, i will actually wear what receives the most votes, thank you for helping me with this potentially stressful decision