Wed, Sep 07, 2011 | 18:20 BST

Call of Duty XP 2011: Marisa Miller and Nick Swardson play paintball

During Activision’s Call of Duty XP event last weekend, many, many people participated in team paintball in a real-world recreation of Modern Warfare 2′s Scrapyard level. Many, that is, except for me. I stood in line for it for two hours before finally giving up, sunburnt and ready for something to eat at Burger Town. However, model Marisa Miller and actor-comedian Nick Swardson were able to get their chance, and below the break you will find a short they created regarding the experience. It’s rather silly, but enjoy anyway. I never had the opportunity to meet Miller, she was too pretty and I was intimidated, but Swardson was a super nice fella.

9 comments

#1

G1GAHURTZ
07/09/11, 6:40 pm

Oh dear.

#2

Gekidami
07/09/11, 6:46 pm

I dont know who either of these people are.

#3

AHA-Lambda
07/09/11, 6:51 pm

same i havent got a clue =/

#4

Ireland Michael
07/09/11, 6:53 pm

Wow, that was fucking terrible.

And she’s annoying and vapid as hell.

Who the hell *are* these people anyway?

#5

TD_Monstrous69
07/09/11, 7:22 pm

It had some funny moments, but this is just sad panderance of the highest order. For those unfamiliar with those two in the video, the blonde chick’s Marissa Miller, a model who’s most notably appeared in such magazines as Maxim, Sports Illustrated’s Swim Suit issue, and Victoria’s Secret. And the chubby guy is Nick Swardson, a famous actor/comedian in the US, most notably for having a show on Comedy Central [hey, where'd that go], as well as a few stand up specials that aired on the network, as well as have a few parts within some comedic films (one starring role). To put it simply for you folks, he’s an annoying dick, and she’s someone who I doubt devels in Call of Duty all that much.

#6

Ireland Michael
07/09/11, 7:36 pm

“It had some funny moments, but this is just sad panderance of the highest order.”

Fits in perfectly with the franchise then.

#7

M. K.
07/09/11, 7:39 pm

Those people are almost as annoying as crap of poopy.

#8

Gekidami
07/09/11, 7:45 pm

@5
No need to copy & paste their wiki pages. I looked them up myself. ;)

#9

Johnny Cullen
07/09/11, 7:57 pm

Miller also co-hosted a GTTV E3 special last year with Keighley, I believe.

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