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  1. “@MJSwart: The WhatTheHeck daily is out! @MJSwart started a run with runmeter and ousted so-and-so as the mayor of wherever.” Lol, nice.
  2. I hope everyone is having a wonderful Thanksgiving! We have so many things to be thankful for today.
  3. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
  4. @shawndube @mrdenny To keep it consistent, you would have to keep all the locks it had open as well.. #sqlhelp
  5. @shawndube No, interesting idea, but doesn't really make sense because you would lose transactional consistency #sqlhelp
  6. @YanniRobel @BrentO @SQLDBA Sounds delicious, a turkey dinner made with the loving care of Walmart employees.
  7. @SQLHA @erinstellato Exactly. I've probably been guilty of reading with ADD, though I try to make a conscious effort not to.
  8. Very cool. RT @eric_andersen: A comparison of photo quality from cameras in the iPhone 1, 3G, 3GS, 4, and 4S
  9. @SQLHA @erinstellato I do that too, an executive summary for emails, sad to have to do it but seems to be necessary these days.
  10. @erinstellato You mean as opposed to just reading the first few sentences? Hate it when people do that.
  11. @mike_walsh How's the new guitar working out for you? Been toying with the idea of getting one myself..
  12. @thedouglane Like the new name.
  13. RT @SQL_Sentry: We're giving thanks to the #SQL Community with a little drawing on our Facebook page.
  14. @msftdba ... as possible alternatives #sqlhelp
  15. @msftdba Make sure resources are being accessed in the same order in the sprocs, minimize transaction duration by query tuning, etc #sqlhelp
  16. Better than work today…
  17. @SQLvariant Also sitting outside in FL, perfect.
  18. @Jackieswartz Meh, I don't like it that much.
  19. Hi, bye Jacksonville.