When you reward fat chicks, you get more of them. Although, to be fair to this guy, the beta looks strong in him. He probably had few options and settled when the specter of involuntary lifelong celibacy burned his dreams to the ground.
Archive for the ‘Marriage Is For Chumps’ Category
Bad Omen
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on November 18, 2011 | 64 Comments »
Why Alimony Must End
Posted in Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on November 14, 2011 | 258 Comments »
A girl pal was telling me about the uncle of one of her friends. His wife had left him, moved way out of state, and met some new guy who became her live-in boyfriend. Get this: the ex-wife refused to marry the live-in bf because she wanted to keep the alimony spigot open. Years later, [...]
More Science Confirming Game Concepts: Long-Term Relationships Can Bring Out The Worst In Couples
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps, Relationships, The Good Life, Ugly Truths on October 24, 2011 | 90 Comments »
Digging through the archives of the Chateau Heartiste library, we find a post about the hazards of LTRs and marriage. Now you can’t do anything without her, and she you. In the beginning, this is a necessary process to build the level of trust and bonding that distinguishes the LTR from any run of the [...]
The Modren Man
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Marriage Is For Chumps on October 5, 2011 | 273 Comments »
The only thing this picture is missing that would make it the absolute perfect representation of the de-balled and de-souled modern SWPL man-lite is a “vibrant” infant tucked into the fat bride’s meatloaf arm. secret secret, i’ve got a secret! You might call this the 21st century Western equivalent of the drawing and quartering.
An Alpha Male And His Women
Posted in Alpha, Hitting The Wall, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on June 19, 2011 | 443 Comments »
On this Father’s Day, it makes to sense to honor the lives of men who have forsaken the path of beta domestication, fat mortgages and fat wives to live the swinging single life of the harem king. Hugh Grant, middle-aged alpha male, canoodles with one two seven college coeds. His face is the picture of unbridled [...]
Is The Sexual Market Efficient?
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Dating, Marriage Is For Chumps, Pretty Lies, Self-aggrandizement on June 16, 2011 | 114 Comments »
In yesterday’s post, it was posited that later marriages are less likely to end in divorce because older spouses have fewer options in the dating market. A 24 year old wife contemplating divorce has more opportunity to jump back in the saddle than a 34 year old cougar tired of her nuptials. So according to [...]
Why Are Later Marriages Less Likely To End In Divorce?
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, Ugly Truths on June 15, 2011 | 168 Comments »
Because older divorcées have fewer options in the dating market. Picture two married couples. Couple A got married at 21. Couple B got married at 31. Assume for the sake of simplicity that the spouses in each marriage are the same age, and neither one has had children. At year three, Couple A stops having [...]
The Beauty Of Long Term Relationships
Posted in Love, Marriage Is For Chumps on June 11, 2011 | 192 Comments »
All the benefits of marriage, with none of the costs.
The Price Of Female Hypergamy
Posted in Alpha, Biomechanics is God, Marriage Is For Chumps, The Id Monster on May 19, 2011 | 103 Comments »
It was a banner week for alpha males. The Terminator blasted inside a housemaid and had a kid named John Connor with her ten years ago, who will grow up to defeat the evil cyborg governators under whose watch debt and native displacement exploded. The head of the IMF — some feminism-embracing leftie anti-American transnationalist [...]
Engagement Ring Quandary
Posted in Guy Rules, Inner Beauty, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 2, 2011 | 152 Comments »
A reader asks: I know you don’t advocate marriage or spending money on an engagement ring. However, if I decide to buy a ring, what is the better practice - A) Buy the ring on my own, with no consulting the girl, her friends or her family. B) Bring her along in advance to try [...]
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