Joonas.net

Joonas.net is a single serving site which features the rantings of a depressed web server, displayed in a simple white text box.

Visitors to the site experience a scripted text event which first displays the message "The requested document is totally fake," at which point the depressed web server begins to address the viewer directly.

Script Excerpt

  • “The requested document is totally fake.”,
  • “Even tried multi.”,
  • “Nothing helped.”,
  • “I’m really depressed about this.”,
  • “You see, I’m just a web server…”,
  • “– here I am, brain the size of the universe,”,
  • “trying to serve you a simple web page,”,
  • “and then it doesn’t even exist!”,
  • “Where does that leave me?!”,

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