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DarrenWells

  1. @EminenceOnline I think your account may have been hacked. Check out those recent tweets.
  2. @atablefortwo @Cookinwithgoths I see he got your good side, Mat. fuckyeahmasterchef.tumblr.com/post/535740047…
  3. @melpenguin I insist that you get Bob and Awkward Intern in the same room and live tweet the results.
  4. @murraygold Why do you want to know?
  5. @tomobiki chocogram.com.au/media/catalog/…
  6. @Serrels "For you, the day Randy Pitchford graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
  7. @shaun_prescott Oh Shaun.
  8. @crunchytiger First time? Wow. Aliens is awesome, holds up really well. (First one does too.) Watch the extended cut if you have it.
  9. DARREN'S TOP TIPZ: When cutting and preparing ingredients, always add an extra 10% for the amount you'll inevitably drop on the floor.
  10. You can trust this guy. He's smoking a pipe. twitter.com/DarrenWells/st…
  11. @crunchytiger @josemalene I concur. Adipose it is, then.
  12. @crunchytiger @josemalene But I don't want it to walk away.
  13. @josemalene @crunchytiger You've already chosen the best names. Guess I'll have to go with Doughboy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillsbury…
  14. @josemalene SNAP. Sourdough is next on my list. (I can haz starter @crunchytiger?)
  15. @shaun_prescott Obviously.
  16. @shaun_prescott <no subject> twitpic.com/9jom61
  17. @rosepowell The fish markets are easy to find. Just follow your nose.
  18. @damianfrancis Thanks, Damo!
  19. Arkham City's Riddler figurine is totally pulling the Trollface. Problem? twitter.com/DarrenWells/st…