New Music from Korean Indie: Standing Egg

by R. Elgin on May 2, 2012

I am always listening for new artists or writers who are doing things that are interesting.  Standing Egg is one of the more interesting collaborations and what they do is amazing, for example, to write a song that uses only four different chords yet is transcendent in its poetry and expression – that is an incredibly difficult thing to do, yet listen to what these guys do in their ballade entitled “모래시계” (Hour-glass).  This song is from their second album which was released on April 10th.  Here is a bit more about these guys at allkpop and you can find them in the iTunes store.

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Chung Mong-Joon declares his candidacy

by thekorean on May 2, 2012

This one was just a matter of time. Chung Mong-Joon, the scion of the Hyundai family, the seventh richest man in Korea, the “Senator Corleone, Governor Corleone” of the Chung family, declared his candidacy for presidency. Naturally, Chung took a direct aim at Park Geun-Hye, saying:  ”A person who incited division and confrontation based on a particular region and faction cannot create hope.” Along with Kim Moon-Soo, Chung also called for an open primary for the NFP.

This is Chung’s second run at presidency, after the memorable failure in 2002. In 2002, Chung ran in the progressive primary against Roh Moo-Hyun, lost, and defected into the Grand National Party only a day before the election, withdrawing his support from Roh at the last minute. The pro-Park Geun-Hye faction of the NFP remembers this history quite well, and did not waste any time to attack Chung on his “contribution” toward creating the Roh Moo-Hyun presidency.

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Something smells on Seoul’s subways

by robert neff on May 1, 2012

I generally have nothing but the greatest praise for Seoul’s subway system.  It is extensive, cheap and, until quite recently, sane when compared to many other countries’ subways – but what the hell is happening this year?

Once again we have another incident – this one not involving beer or cigarettes but human excretement.

Koreabang did a piece a couple of days ago about this poo-poo girl who allegedly (a picture is worth a 1,000 words – and it is there) defecated in the middle of a subway car on the Pundang line – seems everything happens on that line.  Koreabang  translated some of the Korean comments circulating on the net – one of my favorites was:

Damn, it is like a competition of crazy bitches on each line of the subway. What are you guys doing on the subway!? Is this the mainland [referring to China] or the Korean Peninsula?!

Apparently the woman was mentally challenged – you would have to be to defecate in a subway car in front of people, wouldn’t you?

Korea Times also has a piece on the subject but its angle is more along the line of chastising the bloggers.

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Slow boat to Jeju

by Robert Koehler on April 30, 2012

Now somewhere off Korea’s west coast on the boat to Jeju from Incheon.

Departed Incheon at 7pm. Will arrive in Jeju, God willing, at 8:30am.

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Oh my, look at all the seagulls.

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Hmm… sea slop. Actually quite tasty.

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Remembering 4.29

by Robert Koehler on April 30, 2012

The Korean, Kushibo and above all, KorAm Magazine have done some good stuff marking the 20th anniversary of the LA Riots and the outrages that befell KoreaTown during that dark period in American history.

How much we’ve learned since them, sadly, I’m not quite sure.

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And about that ‘Something Something Girl’ series

by Robert Koehler on April 30, 2012

If you were clicking around looking for the “Apgujeong Chest Girl” yesterday and today, you won’t find her.

This incident does probably say something about the whole “○ ○ 녀” series, though. As does this.

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Four Korean Coast Guard officers were hurt when they were attacked by the crew of a Chinese fishing boat that was illegally fishing in the waters near Hongdo.

Nine Chinese sailers were arrested.

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Partagas No. 4

by Robert Koehler on April 30, 2012

And over at Ye Olde Photoblog, some photos taken at Burn cigar bar in Gyeongnidan.

UPDATE: It’s come to my attention I didn’t link the post. Corrected.

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Open Thread #240

by R. Elgin on April 28, 2012

Get drunk on Doko Madness!
Get drunk on Doko madness with a fine California wine named after Dokdo’s ZIP code (no mad cow there) and post your thoughts in an open thread.

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Mad over Mad Cows

by Robert Koehler on April 27, 2012

Needless to say, the Hani isn’t very happy with the government’s refusal so far to order a ban on US beef imports:

Seoul’s response was tepid. Far from ordering any immediate quarantine inspection suspensions, all it has done is announce that it will be requesting information from Washington and strengthening its quarantine measures. This is far too casual an approach to take, given how intently the South Korean public is watching. It is all well and fine to be cautious, but this response raises questions as to whether the government’s priorities lie with citizen health or with the interests of the United States. It seems to have already forgotten that the candlelight vigils against mad cow disease four years ago were triggered by the irresponsible attitude of the government, which seemed to put citizen health second.

The conservative press is taking a more measured approach:

But it is too early to tell if the lethal disease has been found in U.S. beef imports. Korea restricts U.S. beef imports to cattle younger than 30 months old as older animals are at higher risk of having the disease – and to cattle whose specified risk material (SRM) is removed. In general, it takes a long time before the World Organization for Animal Health (OIE) officially notifies a country of the existence of the disease in cattle as the government needs to conduct an epidemiologic investigation before the OIE makes a final judgment. It is also difficult for the Korean government to take unilateral action to suspend beef imports because of its obligation to respect the agreed hygiene conditions.

Yet, we should take into account our deep psychological trauma from the massive protest in 2008. A year later, the government established guidelines for dealing with a breakout of the disease. According to them, the quarantine authorities immediately stop inspections on beef imports from a suspicious country and then decide whether to impose restrictions on beef imports after experts’ assessment of the risk.

However, the Ministry for Food, Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries appears to be fueling people’s anxiety by announcing that it will reach a final decision after collecting more information on the disease. The authorities must quickly stop quarantining U.S. beef. Under any circumstances, the government must prioritize the safety of its people ahead of anything to receive their trust.

My guess is, cool and measured won’t win the day.

The progressive press is taking particular note of an advertisement, run in all the major papers, purchased by the Ministry of Food, Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries (MIFAFF) in May of 2008 promising that if a case of Mad Cow Disease were discovered in the United States, Korea would immediately stop US beef imports. The government repeated this promise in a press release the following month. The left is calling on the government to keep its promises, but the problem is, every time the government went out and talked about immediate import bans, the American side warned them this would be unacceptable. For those who read Korean, check out the Hani’s chart on this:

When Korea’s livestock quarantine law was amended in August of 2008 (with opposition support, the Chosun Ilbo notes), it allowed Seoul to suspend imports of US beef if need be, but did not mandate it. One opposition lawmaker thinks a secret deal was cut, but judging from the language and the government response so far, I don’t know if there even has to be—see Cheong Wa Dae’s response:

“The government’s foremost priority is people’s health,” said Blue House spokesman Park Jeong-ha. “We insisted earlier on that the government would immediately suspend imports only if mad cow disease detected in the U.S. threatens national health but there are no grounds for believing that at present.”

Park also said (see the Hani link) that the government didn’t violate its promise in the advertisement because the government could not sufficiently explain everything because ad copy is too short.

I’ll say it for the 10,000th time—if the Lee Myung-bak administration has had a fatal flaw, it is its ham-fisted public relations efforts.

Allow me a second to let out a Mel Gibson-esque roar.

(Leaves room, lets out a Mel Gibson-esque roar.)

The Agriculture Minister didn’t inspire much confidence at a press conference either, basically saying that because US embassy people had told him that US beef was safe—the Mad Cow in question was a dairy cow over 30 months old with an atypical form of the disease—the situation didn’t require an import suspension. This might very well be true, sure, but the manner in which he explained it left much to be desired.

Oh, the Hani also reported that Koreans are more susceptible to developing vCJD because Koreans eat beef bone broth and gopchang, and Korea has a relatively higher percentage of people with a gene making them weak against the disease. The Hani admits the latter is controversial, although they failed to mention why.

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Forbes list of 40 richest Koreans has one surprise

by Bobby McGill on April 27, 2012

There was something new on the 2012 Forbes richest Koreans list: an entrepreneur.

Kim Jung-ju, founder of online game developer Nexon Co., came in third this year behind  Samsung Electronics Chairman Lee Kun-hee and Hyundai Motors Chairman Chung Mong-koo, both who inherited their positions from their father’s before them.

Both Lee’s and Chung’s sons, Jay Y. Lee and Chung Eui-sun, ranked fourth and fifth and both are expected to take over the companies when their fathers step down.

You can see the complete list here.

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Now that’s customer service

by Bobby McGill on April 27, 2012

Recently, fog-delayed travelers in China’s Dalian airport were entertained by Chinese cheerleaders to help calm frayed nerves.

When I first saw the pic I thought for sure it was Japan, but no, that is Chinese ingenuity.

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Looking out the window

by Robert Koehler on April 26, 2012

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View out the window while having a coffee at Coffee Mill, right next to Jeongdok Library in Bukchon.

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Only slightly xenophobic

by Robert Koehler on April 26, 2012

Ethnic Koreans from China, or joseonjok, have been having a bad month (as this sensitive headline would suggest), and the weekly Ilyosisa lends a hand with this piece of responsible journalism.

Linked largely for the benefit of English teachers to make them feel better about their lot in life.

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Lee Hyori, who was on The Healing Camp (a TV program where celebrities come and give candid talks about their hardships etc. before they got famous) recently, has been in the news for a twitter comment she made. As most know, she does a lot to promote good practice of pet ownership in Korea including adopting dogs from shelters (instead of buying them) donates a lot of money and works hard for these animal shelters.

Anyway, a recent incident of a photograph of a beagle hanging out of the car boot of an Equus and dragged on the motorway, has sparked much interest, including Lee to tweet

“같은 인간임이 부끄럽고 미안하다..다음엔 말 못하고 힘없는 개로 태어나지 말아라”
I’m embarrassed and sorry to be a human as he(the owner). Next time don’t be born as a dog, mute and powerless”

Later, when the man was found not guilty by the police (due to lack of intent) apparently there was a phone call from the man to her office saying if she doesn’t take down the comment about him he would sue her for defamation. She then tweeted:

“에쿠스운전자는 무혐의 처분을 받은 뒤 우리사무실로 전화를 걸어 명예훼손으로 고소하겠다고 말했다. 진심으로 고의가 아닌 실수이길 바라며 고소 하시라했습니다”
The driver of the Equus called our office after getting ruled innocent to say that he would sue for defamation. I told him that I sincerely hope it was a mistake and not on purpose, and I told him to go ahead and sue.”

If you want to read more about the incident (including the video footage) see here and in Korean , you can read it yourself in more detail. It seems like the police ruled him innocent based on the fact that “he kept many animals”, “he put the animal in the trunk because he thought it would dirty the back seat and the dog fell out”, and “he gave the animal some sort of burial”.

Irresponsible pet ownership and pet distribution channel are both very much the bane of the animal rights in Korea. Lee Hyori is a wonderful woman in being able to face these incidents and fight these people(scum) that would make me want to stop blogging, and turn off the lights, and go into a hiatus from humanity with my dog. Kudos to her!

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Mad Cow case discovered in the United States

by Robert Koehler on April 25, 2012

A new case of Mad Cow Disease has been discovered in the United States:

The first new case of mad cow disease in the U.S. since 2006 has been discovered in a dairy cow in California, but health authorities said Tuesday the animal never was a threat to the nation’s food supply.

The infected cow, the fourth ever discovered in the U.S., was found as part of an Agriculture Department surveillance program that tests about 40,000 cows a year for the fatal brain disease.

No meat from the cow was bound for the food supply, said John Clifford, the department’s chief veterinary officer.

Korea has already decided to strengthen quarantines of US beef, and some Korean retailers have suspended sales of US beef.

One is tempted to conclude immediately that this will become fodder for the opposition in the upcoming presidential election. Certainly that’s a possibility, and the timing couldn’t be better, but we’ll have to see how this plays out.

Anyway, the lesson we should learn from this is this—don’t eat cows. Be like President Obama and Your Uncle Marmot and eat dog. It’s better for you.

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Must Read: The Passion of the Tablo

by Robert Koehler on April 25, 2012

At Wired, Joshua Davis has penned an indepth and disturbing piece on the online crusade against rapper Daniel Lee, a.k.a. Tablo. Here’s just a sample:

After entertainment gossip sites wrote about the anti-Lee site, TaJinYo’s membership swelled to more than 100,000. Not content to wait for more allegations to emerge, many forum members launched their own investigations into Lee’s past. Soon, in a birtherlike onslaught, Stanford professors and administrators were flooded with emails from people questioning Lee’s educational background. Thomas Black, the Stanford registrar, received 133 emails on the subject. Everybody wanted to know one thing: Was Lee telling the truth?

Forum members seemed to relish the digital inquisition. “We call this game ,” wrote one heckler, who referred to himself as a Tablo Online player, as if it were a casual pastime to be enjoyed during work breaks. Whatbecomes expertly fanned the flames, threatening to reveal dark secrets about Lee and promising to unveil them slowly for maximum dramatic effect. It was, he said, “more fun that way.”

Whatbecomes began hinting at a broader conspiracy: The media was colluding to protect Lee, because he was part of Korea’s upper crust. But the average citizen could fight back. “By proving Tablo’s fraud this time, the deep-rooted symbiotic relationship [between the media and the rich] can be cut off,” he wrote.

Tablo’s cousin, Seungmin Cho, who helped fan the flames by reportedly joining the lynch mob, seems like an interesting fellow, too:

In a six-paragraph rant, Cho went on to accuse Lee of inflating his IQ score and falsely claiming to be a top student in high school and college. Lee, he wrote, was even a screwup as a kid and got kicked out of middle school. “For the record, this is not jealousy,” Cho added. “I have no reason to be jealous of an individual whom I obviously despise for his lack of candor.”

[Former SIS teacher] Simmons didn’t respond; she was baffled that her comment had provoked such vitriol. Three days later, Cho wrote again: “One more thing, Ms. Simmons. Great people of east Asia don’t need you. We will own this century, and the next, and the next, until all non-Asians are essentially pounded to submission … Of course, it is the mission of thought leaders like myself who will propel what will be united Korea in the meantime.”

The Marmot’s Hole: Waiting to Be Essentially Pounded to Submission, Since 2003.

Anyway, as one of my former employers used to say, the netizens are scary. I try not to bash the netizenry too much—Korean cyberspace is a very rich place, you can find online nutjobs everwhere, and I think a lot of the criticism I’ve been reading (at least within Korea) has been politically motivated. Still, when Korea’s much-praised IT connectivity is combined with the country’s small size and social grievences against “the elite” (not all of which are unjustified, mind you), the results can be quite frightening.

(HT to readers, including my brother)

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Next time you see a fight in the National Assembly, remember this moment. Before the Assembly elections, both parties agreed upon a law that would have prevented fighting in the National Assembly by setting up more rigorous procedural steps to pass a legislation (e.g., filibuster, among other things,) as well as providing for tougher sanctions against unruly behavior. NFP was particularly keen on having this law in place, because they were projecting to lose their majority position.

Well, we all know what happened next. NFP kept their slim majority, and now does not want to sign onto a law that makes it more difficult to hammer through a legislation. The biggest sticking point is something called “discretionary presentation” [직권상정], which allows the chair of the Assembly, on discretionary basis, have a legislation bypass committee deliberations and present it directly for the entire National Assembly to vote. This procedure, in practicality, allows the chair to surprise the minority party by putting up the legislation to vote with minimal notification and zero debate. The proposed law would have abolished this procedure, but the NFP now wants to keep it in a different form.

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More KCNA brilliance (HT to reader):

The rat-like group of bastards living in ditches in the area along the River Han are persisting in their mischief.

North Korea’s been talking more than Gary Payton. You’re going to have to excuse them, though—they’re a bit cross these days, you know with the failed missile launch and now reports (albeit by defectors) of riots and attempted bombings in North Korea during the big Kim Il-sung birthday bash.

Oh, and I’m sure you’ve already read about the missile featured in North Korea’s recent military parade possibly being a paper mock-up. And their other recent threats.

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Where have all the joseonjok gone, anyway?

by Robert Koehler on April 24, 2012

The short answer: big cities and South Korea.

In an op-ed in the Dong-A Ilbo, Cheonan middle school teacher and historian Sin Sang-gu expresses concern that the drop in the joseonjok (ethnic Korean) population in China’s Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture. China created an autonomous region for Koreans in 1952, upgrading it to an autonomous prefecture in 1955 when the Korean population climbed to 2 million. With many ethnic Koreans looking for work in the big cities and South Korea, however, Korean schools are closing, the Korean identity in Yanbian is dying, and the region’s status as an autonomous prefecture is on the verge of collapse.

As of 2011, 53,446 joseonjok women were living in South Korea after marrying South Korean men. In 1996, the growth of the ethnic Korean population went into the minus, and by 2020, Koreans will make up less than 20% of Yanbian’s population. By 2030, it will make up just 8.7%. For a region to be established as an autonomious prefecture, the ethnic minority population should make up more than 30% of the total.

Anyway, Sin feels that Korea needs to comeup with plans to save Yanbian so that Korea doesn’t get overcome in hegemony contests and history wars in Northeast Asia.

In particular, he feels South Korean companies should open factories in Yanbian so that local ethnic Koreans don’t move to the cities or South Korean looking for work. He also believes education about Korean language, customs and history should be strengthened and that Korean cultural properties in the area, which had been “defaced by China’s Northeast Project and Imperial Japan’s invasions of the Chinese mainland,” should be restored and well-preserved.

He concluded that the joseonjok should be proud that of China’s 55 ethnic minorities, they alone have an independent and advanced homeland (i.e., South Korea) and that the Korean government and corporations should work closely to promote the survival and development of the Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture.

Marmot’s Note: I think we can safely asume China won’t be especially welcoming of a plan by the South Korean government and Korean corporations to subvert Chinese authority in a region that may one day be subject to Korean sovereignty claims. Whether the josonjok realize that “they alone have an independent and advanced homeland,” I don’t know, but I know who does—Beijing. Still, if for historical and cultural reasons you would like to see a thriving Korean community in the Yanbian region, current demographic trends can’t impire much optimism.

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