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Justice for Abandoned Dogs

I hope everyone is having a good holiday and enjoying good food...one of the best things about Memorial Day in this dog's opinion. I want to thannk all the humans and dogs who have served their country. I saw an article that I was going to share with my readers about heroic animals, but it included a bird and you know how I feel about birds. Therefore, I can't share it with my readers.

I am going to share an article about someone who dropped off dozens of crated dogs at a park. If anyone knows who abandoned these wonderful dogs, feel free to bite them. Then turn them over the the humans for their justice. Here is the link if you want to read about the dogs:

http://losalamitos.patch.com/articles/dozens-of-cra ted-dogs-abandoned-at-park?ncid=edlinkuspatc00000006&icid;=ma ing-grid7%7Cmaing11%7Cdl12%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D164737

I hope everyone is having a nice weekend, and be sure and enjoy those barbeques. I think my humans are going to order pizza.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants Justice)

Dogs Need an Amusement Park!

I have just read about a tropical fruit amusement park near Miami, Florida. This made me very mad. I don't think fruit needs to be amused. From what I've seen of fruit, it just sits around and either gets eaten or it rots. I really don't see the point of opening an amusement park for its enjoyment. I think, once again, this proves just how stupid the humans are. They open an amusement park for fruit and not for dogs. Even opening a park for cats would make more sense. Cats at least move around and do things. Fruit just sits around doing nothing. I know that fruit being lazy might make the humans upset since they seem to be so big on this "work" idea of theirs, but I don't think that opening a park is going to make the fruit any more active. Fruit is probably just lazy by nature. I think it is about time us dogs put our paw into the humans face and tell them that they had better build an amusement park for us. It would be awesome. There could be Birdland, where a dog can chase and kill birds. Perhaps a tilt a dish so that treats drop in front of us when we are walking around the park. Dog size cars that we can drive would be nice. We could even have a roller coaster that we could belt the squirrels into and watch them take the ride of their little rodent lives. Yes, I think an amusement park for dogs is an idea whose time has come. How do the rest of you feel about it?
By the way, here is the link if you want to read about the tropical fruit park:
http://sounddiscovery.msn.com/ultra/content/fader-loc al-ultra/fruit_spice_park.aspx?WT.mc_id=msnhp

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Wants to Visit a DOG Amusement Park)

Falcon Attack!!!!!!

I have been warning the humans repeatedly that birds are evil, but as all us dogs know, the humans don't tend to listen to our wisdom. However, I have a video to share with you today that will show just how horrible birds can be. Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpxQCpmU9v0

This video shows construction workers who are having to carry shields with them to work because they are being attacked by falcons. I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't think this bird behavior should not be tolerated. In addition, a bird dropped a white bird bomb on Mommy's vehicle. I'm sure that bird knows that Mommy does not like to have to get out and wash the car so he or she was just doing it to be annoying. How long are we dogs going to sit back and let the birds get by with such behavior, and when will the humans realize that birds should not live?!

Demon Flash Bandit (Bird Alert)