Chic in Review | Angelina Jolie Rocks (Literally)

All the fashion news of the week that’s fit to reprint.

America’s Next Top Model
The TV show officially taps the Filipino blogger Bryan Grey Yambao — aka Bryanboy – as its final panel judge. Get ready for a weekly round-table with Grey Yambao, the model Rob Evans, the celebrity stylist Johnny Wujek and the infamous publicist Kelly Cutrone. Oh, and Tyra, too.

Beyoncé
Tweets love letters to Michelle Obama. MO tweeted back of course. And said she’d love to be B if she could be someone else. Which begs the question, who would Obama be?

Cannes
Is officially over. Check out all of the fashion highlights here. Our faves? Berenice Bejo in a flowery number by Prada and Lana Del Rey in Alberta Ferretti. Oh, and Jessica Chastain and Diane Kruger in anything they put on.

H. Stern
Attempts to reach a younger audience with the brand’s new face for 2012, Bar Rafaeli.

Jolie, Angelina
Will showcase the jewels she designed with Robert Procop (who made her engagement ring) this summer in the south of France in an exhibition called “Style of Jolie.” All of the proceeds will go towards her charitable foundation, the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict.

Jovovich, Milla
This week, the model, actress and all-around babe, performed “Electric Sky, “a new single from her forthcoming EP, at the Vienna Life Ball. Listen to it here.

Kardashian, Kim
Hangs with boyfriend Kanye at Cannes. Oh, I’m sorry, at Kannes.

Klum, Heidi
Plays a mother with some serious ‘tude in a new music video for Hunger Magazine. She sings. She rides a pole. Really, truly, you must see this.

Louis Vuitton
After seven consecutive years, the luxury brand is still the world’s most luxurious of them all valued at $25.9 billion. It’s followed by Hermès and Rolex, then Chanel and Gucci.

The house will collaborate with the Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama this summer. Something tells us there will be a whole bunch of brightly colored dots on July 11.

Outnet.com
The designer discounted Web site will offer SAME-DAY delivery to customers in London, not to mention Manhattan, Queens and Brooklyn. Move over, Net-a-porter!

Perry, Katy
Still playing dress-up – like shiny leotards and cupcakes dressing up – on her Part of Me 3D tour.

Pivavorova, Sasha
The 27-year-old model had a baby girl – Mia Isis – on Mother’s Day. Check out those cheeks!

Uggs
For brides. And bridesmaids we hope!

Uniqlo
Taps the top-ranked Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic as its new face … and body … and legs.

White, Jack
The rocker’s attempt to win a Guinness world record for “most metaphors in a single concert” – 1,203 metaphors in 3 minutes – was discounted due to “trivializing a metaphor by saying it too quickly.” (Meaning, Guinness was too slow to catch on?) Oh, but the judges counted 312 similes and comparisons… Talk about being caught between a rock and a hard place. (Sorry, had to.)