Do Your Balls Hang Low?
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- Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying go at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
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Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
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Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
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Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
. Thanks! John Patrick.