Top 20 Hair Metal Albums of the Eighties
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Yeah, they dressed funny and their lyrics often lacked the angst and agonized self-awareness that we’ve come to expect in this decade of the rock and roll sissy-band, but the pop metal acts of the Eighties produced some top-shelf albums during their short reign. In chronological order, these are the 20 best records woven, steamed and blow-dried by the most esteemed members of rock and roll’s Hair Club for Men before they were abruptly given the hook.
MÖTLEY CRÜE—Too Fast for Love (1981) The album that launched a thousand bands. Fueled by drugs, alcohol and Vince Neil’s impossibly shrill wail, Mötley Crüe unwittingly established the look, sound and attitude of a decade with this rough-and-tumble album recorded in just a week. Permeated by a genuine punk sneer and an obvious devotion to such Seventies power pop luminaries as Cheap Trick and the Rasperries, Too Fast for Love’s take-no-prisoners abandon still sounds fresh today, while Tommy Lee’s I’ve-got-a-cowbell-and-I’m-gonna-use-it drumming may be the best example of hard rock sticksmanship committed to tape since John Bonham laid it down on Led Zeppelin.
DEF LEPPARD—Pyromania (1983) The album that formulated and proved the hair band theorem, pretty boys + loud guitars = megabucks. With mad-scientist producer Mutt Lange behind the board, Def Leppard made the transition from New Wave of British Heavy Metal lightweights to pop-metal heavyweights with flying colors and more overdubs than you can shake your Union Jack at. The unforgettable intro riff to the classic “Photograph” spawned a thousand low-rent imitations and the German count-in to “Rock of Ages” would yield another hit 15 years after the fact, when the Offspring sampled it for their ubiquitous “Pretty Fly (For a White Guy).”
VAN HALEN—1984 (1983) To all but the mentally defective, this is the last real Van Halen album, and it serves as a fittingly spectacular epitaph for the band that subsequently ceased to exist at all but in name. With their blonde lead singer, hot shot guitar player and chick-obsessed pop songs, the group had effectively created the template for a generation of big-haired rockers. It’s an association that King Edward would forever try and play down, but to deny that “Hot for Teacher” and the often-overlooked “Drop Dead Legs” didn’t serve as the inspiration for 10-years’ worth of inferior knockoffs is simply disingenuous.
RATT—Out of the Cellar (1984) If the metal world learned one lesson from Ratt’s Out of the Cellar it was this: a shit-kickin’ attitude and head-banging classics like “Round and Round” and “Lack of Communication” will triumph over shortcomings like gruesome looks and a piss-poor lead singer any day. Truly, the good, the bad and the ugly.
KIX—Midnite Dynamite (1985) Even those who consider the hair metal era to have had all the redeeming characteristics of say, a nuclear winter, are quick to give the Kix their props. Was it their self-deprecating sense of humor? Their AC/DC-meets-Def Leppard riffs? The fact that manic mouthpiece Steve Whiteman often sounded like he was recovering from a severe head cold? Well, whatever it was that actually made these perennial underdogs cool was fully in full effect during the writing and recording of Midnight Dynamite. Damn it, this record should have been as big as big Pyromania, and the fact that “Cold Shower,” a pioneering rock/rap fusion with balls of steel, wasn’t as big as “Ice Ice Baby” is a brutal injustice that can never be redressed.
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ironax
December 16, 2008 at 11:59pm
I think you picked most of the best so called hair metal of the time,with a few exceptions... I never thought of SKID ROW as a hair metal band they proved it with slave to the grind. Also faster pussycat wasnt one of the best anything, they just plain sucked! Putting the cult on that list didnt make sense to me either, they may have been alot of things but any kind of metal...NOT!
Brettguitar1
December 08, 2008 at 4:53pm
Overall this is an awesome list and I have to agree with almost every album. I think I own them all and some are alltime favorites. The three weakest entries but still reasonably deserving are Kix, Warrant, and Faster Pussycat in my opinion. All three are very good but did you maybe overlook:
1. Queensryche "Operation: Mindcrime" - I Don't Believe in Love, Revolution Calling, Eyes of a Stranger. After all they are using that concept to this day and Wilton and Degarmo were awesome together. Although they had more chart success with Empire in 1990 this was an big breakthrough for the band and set the stage. Iconic Album.
2. Scorpions "Love at First Sting" - Rock you Like a Hurricane, Big City Nights, Still Lovin You. What awesome music.
There were some great "hair bands" that played the game but also had a lot of substance under it all and most of the selections on the list had that at some level. I commend the GW Staff for a great list and for going out on a limb on a couple to really pick the better album not just the biggest sellers. These are two more albums that seemed to have more than just a catchy song or two and really are deserving. One of the most accurate lists like this IMHO. Just my thoughts! Nice Job Guys!
skoked
December 07, 2008 at 11:31am
"Not a bad list, but I don't consider Def Leppard a hair band."
I think there were many hard rock bands that wouldn't traditionally be called "Hair Bands" that put out albums in the 80's that were tainted with the vibe and co lour of the era....Bands like AC/DC,Aerosmith,Alice Cooper, and even Def Leppard.
You really got it right with Dr. Feelgood being Motley Crue's climatic piece of work that would ensure the 80's hair band genre made history.
73roadrunner
December 06, 2008 at 6:08pm
Not a bad list, but I don't consider Def Leppard a hair band.