If you ever see comic Billy Eichner hanging out with his camera crew, run toward him and start bantering like a mad person. You might end up on... More >>

A bar without a tender is like a spaceship to heaven without a pilot—it just sits there. And naturally, you don’t want just any... More >>

I'm well aware that politicians are supposed to lie, evade, and pander on a regular basis. That's part of their job. I also know that when... More >>

The second a stranger catches sight of you, the first thing he or she thinks is "Old person!" ... The same goes for people you know. ... You... More >>

A "pissed-off optimist" who yells so you don't have to, Lewis Black became infamous for his righteous rages on The Daily Show, which led to... More >>

Just as she threw herself into playing feisty mama Alice Ward in The Fighter, Melissa Leo dove headfirst into Francine, about an introverted... More >>

Just the other night, swarms of people took to the streets in victimy outfits, grasping for nearness to a little fabulousness like fashion... More >>

Two of my favorite actresses are hormonally appealing in brand-new films about the sexual pull of a hot mind. Allison Janney plays a crusty... More >>

Just when you assumed gay self-loathing had been deposited in the dead-chicken bins, along comes a new wave of self-flagellation aimed to throw... More >>

You have to pay for it. Animals don't have to pay. Does a lion sit down and order a gazelle? It's just there. ... You can never fully fold... More >>