“I’m really good at - being a Jack of all trades. I’m not overly fond of talking about my qualities. It sounds like bragging. For the sake of this section, I’ll set my modesty aside a bit. I’m a pretty damn good cook, relatively handy with most small jobs (fixing small appliances, minor carpentry and repairing gas-powered tools like lawn mowers, etc), and I’m also proud of my uncanny ability to get myself into, and then out of sticky situations.”

also hes a brony. shocker
THIS CAN’T EVEN BE REAL HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY HOLY GOD FUCKING CHRIST NO THIS CAN’T BE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO OHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDD






