Great Pacific Garbage Patch Treaty (GPGPT)

This patch is your patch, this patch is my patch
From California, to the Japanese islands
From the fishing line forest, to the jetsam waters
This patch was made for you and me
- HMRD Cesidio Tallini

In the Bible the Earth is actually defined as 'good'.



The book of Genesis says, "And God said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." And it was so. God called the dry ground 'land', and the gathered waters he called 'seas'. And God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:9-10)

So both the dry land and the seas are called 'good', the entire Earth is in fact called 'good'.

The (largely) unrecognised nations and micronations of the world have practically nothing left to claim that is good, that is inherently without sin.

All the good land of the Earth is claimed by others. So called 'democratic' countries claim the entire Earth's surface, and the United Nations claim jurisdiction over all of the high seas.

Not only the UN and the UN members claim all that is 'good' according to God, but they reserve no rights whatsoever to all the other nations. They are tyrants to these other nations, because they reserve nothing that is 'good' to them, even though they were granted bounty beyond compare, and yet they call themselves 'noble men'. They call us the 'self-appointed leaders' of this or that, but who appointed them, and since when are tyrants 'noble men'?

The (largely) unrecognised nations and micronations of the world will not claim all that is 'good' according to God. We will claim all of the rest, all that is 'bad'.

Garbage Patch


As is written in the Bible, "If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us." (1 John 1:8)

We, the (largely) unrecognised nations and micronations of the world, claim the physical body of all that is bad, the unclaimed body called the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (GPGP). None of the arrogant states of the UN, or the UN itself will claim that this is, in fact, their garbage, and that is all they truly deserve, and what they will be left with after Judgement Day, so we shall claim all this garbage.

I the Underwritten, and Governor of the United Micronations Multi-Oceanic Archipelago (UMMOA), invite all landless and sealess leaders of nations to claim their 'lawless' and 'sinful' piece of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (GPGP), and to add their signature to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch Treaty (GPGPT), whose two sole treaty articles shall state that
  1. the GPGPT does recognise and establish eschatological sovereignty claims ('end of time' claims); and
  2. all new claims shall be asserted while the GPGPT is in force, for as long as all the garbage remains without claimants (garbage 'potentates').
In essence, all signatories to this treaty uniquivocally state that, "This patch is your patch, this patch is my patch, from California, to the Japanese islands..." All leaders shall publicise this claim to the best of their abilities, and this website shall make the claim public.

All nations without land or sea ('good'), or without full control of any land or sea, are invited to be signatories to this treaty, so long they are serious nations, have a decent website, and lawfully represent seven or more real, unrelated human beings, who feel unrepresented or underrepresented by UN member states. By the way, leaders of UN member states may also sign this treaty, seriously claim part of the GPGP, and publish/publicise this endeavour as they see it fit. We welcome all men and women of good will.

As soon as we have enough signatories, we shall send the signatures and claim to the United Nations, the claimants 'without sin', who judge all others outside of their 'club of righteousness' to be sinful.


Multi-Oceanic Garbage Patch