At least that’s what our newsroom thinks.
David Beckham Inspires New Branch of Philosophy That’s Like ‘Existentialism, But With a Very Cool Haircut’
Whether Beckham can cut it as a philosopher or he Kant, one thing’s for sure; He’ll Plato win.
Hey, The New Kid Is Kind of Cute… Wait That’s a Venomous Spider
Good: Kids at The Dean Academy are getting a day off. Bad: It’s so spiders don’t kill them.
Ja Rule Became an Expert on Microwave Cuisine in Prison, So Now He’s Writing a Cookbook
Microwave cheesecake, anyone?
By the Numbers: Prince George’s Christening
His first public appearance in 3 months.
Art Thief May Sue Museum for Making Robbery Too Easy
Shame on you, museum.
The FDA has No Idea Why Jerky Treats Are Killing Hundreds of Dogs
600 dogs and 10 cats have died after eating the treats.
Here’s the New Song From “What Does The Fox Say” Duo Ylvis
Bay State residents will appreciate this
Patriots Player Gronkowski Gives Gridiron Lessons For Women…Complete with Cocktails
That’s one way to spend a bye week.
How to Fight a Shark: Punch It in the Eye
That’s one way to do it.
Press 2 for Oops: Callers Complaining About S.F. Marathon Misdirected To Sex Hotline
Not much for a mood change
New Ben & Jerry’s Flavor Honors San Diego’s Favorite News Anchor
Don’t act like you’re not impressed