Dailies | Jimmy Kimmel Rewards Trick-Or-Treaters With Underwear, Salad and a Hot Pocket-Covered Panda (Video)

Cousin Sal chose to give out tricks instead of candy as Kimmel continues to make children hate Halloween

Jimmy Kimmel loves tormenting children on Halloween.

On top of continuing his hilarious tradition of encouraging parents to steal their kids’ hard-earned candy and upload their priceless reaction to the internet, he unleashed his Cousin Sal to greet trick-or-treaters with an arsenal of clean underwear, a full salad bar and the world’s scariest (and possibly tastiest) panda bear monster.

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In a hidden camera segment that Kimmel aired on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” Sal terrorized pint-sized visitors with a variety of tricks when they arrived on his doorstep expecting candy.

“You got to be kidding,” one young boy immediately said when Sal pulled out “a full healthy salad bar” for the group to chow down on.

The prank culminated in Sal telling a group of young girls a scary story about his former roommate, whose head was bitten off by a panda bear, and then grew back as a panda head — along with pool-noodle arms and hot pocket-covered legs.