From worst of times to ‘Best Of’ time

While Official Washington has been busy making us look bad to the rest of the world, we at Express have been hard at work tallying your votes for what makes the real Washington great. The result: the definitive guide to the best stuff in the D.C. area in 2013.

The muscle test

The Moscow subway is hyping the Sochi Olympics with an athletic gimmick: Riders can do squats in exchange for a free trip. Would that work in D.C. too?

Steeping it in the family

Zeke’s Coffee, the just-opened roastery, is more roastery than cafe: Seating is sparse and ambiance is nonexistent. But over 20 varieties of 1-pound bags are available for home-brewing and at least three flavors are available “on tap” at any given time.

Up to snuff

Chefs and mixologists are incorporating loose tobacco leaves to add a slight kick and a compelling dried-grass finish that works especially well with darker beverages like bourbon, coffee and black tea.

‘Anchorman’s’ world

“Anchorman: The Exhibit,” opening Thursday at the Newseum, is a tribute to mustached newsman Ron Burgundy and the 2004 movie that birthed him, “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.”

Hoarders: Theater edition

The set for Woolly Mammoth’s “Appropriate” looks like a bomb made of junk exploded onstage. The dark comedy takes place in the antebellum mansion of a hoarder; after his death, his kids arrive to clean. And clean. And clean.