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Get it for your friends' children! And your children's children!
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They will live on in song.
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It's not a parenthetical statement.
This will restore, then shatter, your faith in humankind
For a while there, I was worried. I thought irony wasn't going to make it. It lay there, pale and wheezing in its flannel, a last PBR clutched in one convulsive hand.
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"It's all worth it," you'll bellow.