Tweets
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Tweeting something stupid is like thinking something stupid only much, much more stupid.
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Nature made ducks sound like ducks and people sound like people. To act differently is to go against nature.
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And now a beautiful Christmas message from
@TheTweetOfGod and@YerdNerp. Happy holidays, everybody. http://fus.in/19Y6L7Q -
If you start allowing gay people to get married, then what’s next? Gay people being happy?!?
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You have a constitutionally-protected right to verbally express your complete misunderstanding of your constitutionally-protected rights.
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I created Adam and Eve, not Adam and some stupid asshole making artificial duck sounds.
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Never confuse a stroke of good fortune with Me caring about you.
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People who are "born again" were born two too many times.
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And now the latest buzz on Tom Cruise's new project: "Escape from Scientology"! http://fus.in/IYnL7j
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It's always the people who believe I exist who provide the strongest evidence I don't.
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I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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Don’t mess with Texas. ‘Cause it’s easily confused.
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Hating people is a lifestyle choice.
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I created straight people to give gay people someone to dress better than.
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The Duck Dynasty guy who likened homosexuality to bestiality makes a living helping people trick ducks into thinking they want to fuck them.
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Everybody be sure to give a big shoutout to
@BBBaumgartner, the sexiest man alive! http://fus.in/1be0Tal -
What can you do to save the environment? Find out here: http://tinyurl.com/qju2rrh
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Instagramming daily selfies does not constitute personal growth.
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Over 80% of the universe is composed of stupid.
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If it's any consolation, when I pray to Myself I don't get an answer either.
God
Das Laden scheint etwas zu dauern.
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