And We’re Back on The Air!

For some reason, my blog doesn't put alt text here. Weird.

Yuppiy-yup-yup! (That means “Yup” or “Yes”.) Mechapress is back in business! Well, “business” really. As you can guess from the upper photo, illustrations are now coming to The Mechapress! And by “coming” I mean “are already here”! How awesome is that? Probably not as awesome as, say, a space-faring robo-turtle or a catapult that launches frog-cowboys, but awesome nonetheless.

So what’s been up and about when I was gone? Well, for starters, I left the place alone for a while to see what would happen when I ”threatened” to shut a few areas down for good if they didn’t get any views. Afterwards, I spent most of my time playing Awesomenauts , which I bought off Steam to play with some friends. I also received a tax-refund thing in the mail that says that it’s worth 400 dollars. I’m not that advanced in economic jargon, but I somehow managed to “earn” a 400 dollar check through said ignorance, so it’s all good! I have no plans with the cash infusion, so I’ll just stash it away or something. Yes, I know it’s “not using it”, but you don’t give a guy like me 400 dollars and expect him to use it wisely. I can guess that I would spend it all Disneyland-Style, but with videogames and DLC’s instead of stuffed animals and theme-park rides.

In case you didn’t see already, A.A. has been removed for good as no one responded to it’s requests. I guess I can’t just ask for user-based content yet. Oh well.

Anyhow, I have a few long-term plans for the M.P., such as tidying up the Database, jazzing up this web theme with new illustrations of Mechon, Hazmius, Daki, Haeon, Luni and the rest in the background (I’ll need to scan in pencil illustrations for THAT one, with my nonexistent scanner.) and finally getting around to using The Wall. It’s going to be a busy Summer after…

Hoh’ boy, I almost forgot about the dreaded thing about High-School: FINALS WEEK. Dun dun duuuuuun…!

Wish me luck on… June 3rd to June 6th, guys. It’s going to be a horrible gauntlet of full-on unit reviews on things we learned in the beginning of the year and all forgot!

It’s like re-living all the quizzes in your year, but all at once and it’s reviewed for like life depends on it.

MechaPress 2013!

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2013 is almost upon us, and we here housed up in MechaPress Studios (our three houses) and we’re deviously planning (texting to me, whom this blog is centered around (yes, call me a narcissist if you must, or a spotlight stealer, but Leon and Luni really don’t care.)) what goodies you, our loving fans, will obtain. What’s coming soon (and/or somewhat later) after the neon ball drops is going to be so fryzkin incredible you’ll need to cover your eyes when you realize that I’m probably overdramatizing this. But maybe I’m not!

We have some ulkra-good things coming you way, so much, in fact, I’m having to write in Hexanian because I’m at a loss for words here! What things can you expect? Well, here’s a flashy list (click it if the letter’s are too small) I made for you using more fancy photo-edit magic to make you realize that I’m kind of sneaking spoilers in here!

Mechapress 2013 Update List

THE NEXT YEAR UPDATE!

MECHAPRESS 1.5!

A.I.’S: WATCH FOR IT!

Absence is Mandatory, Stay Calm and Carry on.

I just want to let you worrisome folks out there that the rumors are not true. I have not been vaporized by aliens, and had my DNA taken to provide a communist replica to invade Terra Firma!!

Are we clear? Any glassy-eyed yes-man of me wouldn’t dare to update his blog.

Wait. Hold on. What was that?

Wait, really?

Well, I’ll be darned.

Turns out that they would, but have certain issues with our language and computer interfaces. The bright screen would also confuse them, if not scare them.

… Ok, enough with this alien biology and conspiracy whatnot. I just wanted to make clear that I’m still working on the blog, not leaving it to dust, much like LEGO and Maxis does with their really good games. (Rest in peace, L.U. We all miss you!) Oh, and the story?

I’m working on it. Yes. Still working on it.

Oh, come on. I have some good news. The story will be coming soon around early August, as well as some other related goodness.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to recalibrate the Kilowatt laser turret on my roof. Those alien EMP’s are really not so hot with battery-powered devices.

MechaPress Update!

Yay! If you haven’t noticed the new background, either you are a extremely misguided colorblind person, or you just did when I mentioned it.

Either way, check it out! It took quite a while to find, edit, and finalize the images. And now they look awesome!

What do you think? I may be able to make it even better than this if I find anything. (Yeah… What I meant by that is if you recommend anything good that works for me.)

Aggh! Another short post! Call in the Calvary!