Why? Why Must it be Like This?!

Okay! So, according to recent activity, or rather, the lack of it, nobody reads this blog anymore. I find that depressing. I still remember my record amount of unique views in one day… 98 people. Now I’m lucky if I get one hundredth of that. If you nonexistent viewers haven’t noticed, I’m getting a tiny bit desperate for some people to read this on a regular basis. (You know who you are, CobaltForum users.)

Because of this not-so-very recent decline in viewer intake, I’m going to take a very bad decision on my part away from this blog soon, and reform them into newer, better, less viewer (you people, in case you weren’t knowing) feedback based. Not right away, of course! If things change (for the better) soon, I may just leave them up there because there’s a point to them being there.

So, let’s take a quick recap of what I’m asking of you again, yes?

First: Comment on what I write! I mean, I don’t care what you say (unless it’s meaningful and friendly), you could write random junk like: “Copy/paste this on one million comment threads and win a lifetime’s supply of iPod Minis!!1!!1!!!111!!1″ I just need to know people read this. Like, use their eyes to see the symbols on the screen and perceive them as words to understand and comprehend them into phrases with meaning. It’s not that hard.

Second: See the A.A. category? On the sidebar to the right? Yeah, that? It’s empty right now, but I hope it to have a series of posts soon. What you need to do is to ask a… fictional character I made (not saying who yet!) a question. That simple! Just write it as a comment and I’ll take it and get him to write up a response, post-haste! It’s that easy! When I get enough I’ll make the first batch.

Third (Not really): The Wall is empty, but it won’t be very soon! I just need some feedback when things start popping up in there. It’s for the greater good of the Mechapress, and… other things, too. You won’t be disappointed! I swear.

See? That’s all there is to it. Now I’ll just wait here and see if this time it works or not. Fingers crossed!

F.Y.I., if there’s no responses at all by 4/12, I’ll prepare to take the categories and pages down and “fix” (launch into a black hole) them up.

WARNING: COMMENT FLOW IS GOING TO INCORRECT WEBSITE. PLEASE RESOLVE!

Aggh! First my computer out here, and now this?!

My mom’s Facebook has overflowed with feedback on my blog. That’s good and all, but…

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE COMMENTS HERE! ON THE BLOG! HERE! HERE! HEREHEREHEREHEREHEREHERE! H-E-R-E!

Scroll down. You’ll see a little link saying “Leave a comment.” Click on it. Woah! Check that out! You can leave comments on the blog, and you don’t even need to have a WordPress account! Next thing you know they’ll have flying cars and moon colonies!

All jokes aside, please just leave comments here. I don’t have a Facebook. Wait, hold on…

I DON’T EVEN HAVE A FACEBOOK! OR A TWITTER! OR A SKYPE! OR ANY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE! I CAN’T READ MY MOTHER’S FACEBOOK, EITHER!

There. Does that clear things up? Good.