Give someone a box of chocolates to show your affection.

Secretly eat all the good ones.

HAPPY FREAKIN’ VALENTINES DAY!

…And with that joke out of the way, I can declare that I don’t celebrate Valnetines day. You know why?

Love is nothing but a hormonal reaction and stimulation in the brain to ensure that our genes get passed on.

Ha ha! Bet that ruined your romantic moment!

On another note, something hillarious happened to me. I was talking to someone, when some other guy came in and said:”Don’t listen to that Douche.” Then he tried to open the door to the gym where he was headed, but it was locked. AND the guys already inside didn’t bother to open it. That’s Karma, pal.

(I wrote this a day late, so sorry guys.)