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12 Festivus Fannish Grievances (And so I'm a day late, but it's Festivus!)

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1. Ron Moore, why are you a bitch who killed my favorite character?

2. Ron Moore, why did you make Lee not fat? I liked him better when he was fat. Lee/noodles = OTP.

3. Ron Moore, if I wanted to see your Kara/Lee fanvid, I'd download it from YouTube.

4. SGA fandom, where's the love for the women folk? Seriously, McShep will survive even if not every fic is about it. I like McShep just fine, but I also like variety. So leave your security blanket, because not all of you write it very well despite the 12 billion comments you get.

5. SGA writers, Teyla is awesome. So write some fucking stories about her.

6. SGA writers, make Ronon a mute. Jason Momoa, you cannot act.

7. Joss Whedon, you're not as feminist as you think you are. Fandom, stop forgiving everything he does/writes because he created Buffy. Buffy is not a get out of jail free card.

8. Joss Whedon, as a Firefly fan, you killed the verse for me with Serenity. Serenity was a good sci-fi movie, albeit with excess characters like Jayne, Kaylee, and Inara, but it sucked as a Firefly movie. I'll never forgive you for making amaresu and lornelover cry on my shoulders.

9. Supernatural fen, stop pimping your show to me. I watch it already and it sucked. Also Jensen Ackles is NOT pretty. (There I said it!) And you did not invent incest pairings and are not excused from having no women as main characters with guest stars. Really, Jeffrey Dean Morgan was the only good thing going for it and the HOT one.

10. Neil Patrick Harris, I love you, but your show sucks. I want grown up Doogie on Grey's or House.

11. House writers, learn the different between psychically and physiological addiction and pick one and/or both and stick with it. I like House because he's an ass because he's an ass, not because he's crippled or addicted to pain pills. No excuses.

12. McDreamy, I see a bear in your future.

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