Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Today's Horoscope
After a few fun filled days you may need to focus on creating a more organised rhythm. You may need to work on the mundane and routine jobs that need to get done.
Starsign of the month: Pisces
With so much attention to their own emotions, you’d expect Pisceans to be amazing psychologists, or, at the very least, not quite so emotionally stupid. But unfortunately, they are. Pisceans suck at the only thing they know how to do. here.
Pisces: your sexual wishlist
To make love and or be made love to whilst wearing the highest diamante studded sandals.
Quote of the month
“One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.” - Rita Mae Brown
Silly Astrology
Are you feeling more frivolous about your astrological self?
Pick a playful option below