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When said quickly, “dog trainer” sounds a lot like “doctor”. So just, you know, be careful.
Congratulations to everyone who said I would pull my groin walking through the kitchen this evening. You were right.
Anyone know what event is clogging up Hollywood currently?
Im quite positive if i worked for the President he would be cool with me calling him "Mr. P" .
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