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Ironically that is what Bernanke says about the dollar.
+1 LOL!
Afternoon humor from cnbsnakevision.com:
The goons at the helm of the MSM will do anything to keep the party going. Maybe the only rational thing Walker ever said was, "Walled Street got drunk." Bernanke never took away the Hunch Punch. The belligerent farce continues....
Good grief....
Add Dae-Ho to my SPDL!!!!!
That ranks right up there with NIGAZ, also reported at ZH at the time. That was a long time ago!
NiGaz was classic. Still refer to in in posts.
"I'm high in this bitch, I'm trying to get blow
I'm looking on the floor so I can bang me a ho"
Da Hustler
Is he related to 'Hoo Bang Dat-Ho?'
Cousin of Hoo Flung Pu
I believe he's friends with Hung Lo.
Any relation to Lo Hung Dong?
Great great grandson of the still living Wii Fukm Yung...
Bang Da Ho, bitches!
Along with his lesser known cousing Suk Mai Dik
Along with:
Fook Mi & Fook Yu
Yeah, Baby, Yeah!
Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
There is (or maybe was) a Korean restaurant in Honolulu called "Fook Yuen Seafood". I always wanted to open up a competing restaurant across the street called "Fook Yuen Two".
I bet they served up an awesome pupu platter too!
Personally, I was always fond of driving by the office of Dr. Au down in Captain Cook on the Big Island.
Also like
http://www.phuket.com/
Dr. Au? Was he a dentist? That's almost as good as my Urologist...Dr. Leak...seriously, I'm not making this up.
Are you still in the islands?
Yes, the good doctor Au is/was a dentist, which makes his name doubly punny --- Dr. "Ow!" ---- "Au" --- gold fillings ....
Not on the Big Island now, but will be visiting again soon.
Please go to Hilo and have a Loco Moco for me at Cafe 100.
Aloooooooooooooooha!
It's already on my list!
And Ming's Restaurant in Pahoa --- best Thai food outside of Thailand!
Can't forget about the pork chops and butterfish at the Manago Hotel either --- homey but tasty.
Aloha nui loa!
Before we moved down here, my wife's Ob/Gyn was named Dr. Harry Beaver. When she first told me that I then explained to her (she was born in Peru) what the slang terms were. I could hardly believe that an MD would choose that name.
Honestly, this is true!
...and truthfully, my vascetomy was performed by Dr. Dunn...his specialty...
There's a restaurant in Brookline, MA called Fugakyu.
http://www.fugakyu.net/
There was, in the early 90's, a Chinese restaurant in Bamberg Germany called Hung Fuk. Served the worst pork and rice ever.
Ah so, you are Fook Hed?
Hahahahaa, that guy should join Benron's crew asap.
He and B-Sack can hang like pimps.
Surely has ZH has better things to do than ridiculing foreigners for their funny names. No? Oh well, give a minute to rest my aching sides.
I'm suspicious. Last week it was Chinese companies with tickers like "OINK"
I think they're just yanking our chains. Seriously.
Points for style, though.
Ask any Chinese guy about someone named "Pete" (fart)
Thank you for the much needed balance on this important issue.
Ahem ... got any more of the same? Anyone here speak Japanese?
Swahili
Jambo - Hello
Jamba - Fart
Imagine what they must think when visiting and run across a Jamba Juice...I'm thirsty, let's go to the shart store.
Ask any spanish guy about the mitsubishi "Pajero" - wanker
Surely has ZH has better things to do
.........just dont call me SHIRLEY when your bangin this HO† n o
Let us recruit this individual to write for ZeroHedge on an EXCLUSIVE basis. Watch out Cheeky Bastard!
Oh. I read it as Bang! Die ho.
ease off the Tarentino movies, fuu.
Wayne Brady and 'Does Wayne Brady Have to Choke a Bitch' from the Chapelle Show:
http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/l3h
We should enjoy our humor while we can. According to the Washington Times, the FCC is intending to adopt rules to: "preserve the freedom and openness of the Internet." Unfortunately, I am not kidding.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/dec/2/wave-goodbye-to-internet-...
Oh god.
Okay. Now where is my double-speak dictionary ...
This crap gives me head aches. It really does.
Tyler, you must follow this guy's calls, please, I am on my knees!
Ho Lee Kow
+1
stop it I'm dying laughing!
Sensational! Reminds me of my teenage years.
I am still there. Never left.
++1
I could do this all day, but instead I will share my favorite...
....
I have a picture of a street sign in St. Andrews Scotland that reads "Butts Wynd"...I always thought that was the funniest street sign in the world until I saw this...you win.
You need to check out ilovebacon.com. It's the ultimate in funny signs.
It's pronounced "wined". Hey, I was disappointed too when someone told me.
Bill Bryson was thrilled when he heard there was a town in England called Nookie. He wanted to visit so he could send postcards to his friends. Imagine his disappointment when he found out it was spelled New Quay.
What? That blows...like the Butt's Wynd.
See, my version is better!
Equal laughter to Tyler's post.
No WAY! LOL
What were they thinking?
double trouble: "sex massage for you? we only 2 thousand"
My darling across the border is called: FUCKING
http://de.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Datei:Fucking,_Austria,_street_sign.jpg&filetimestamp=20070702235815
And does he have a sister named Idaho?
Who's a ho?
No, it's Yu Da Ho
I wonder if Bang Dae-Ho also takes Vietnamese currency positions -- like Long Dong?
He's long Dong and Long Dong Silver, too.
Did someone call for me?
Imagine the power US corporations (and the banking sector) would have if they could set up Chaebol like structures as they do in Korea.
I wonder if some Koreans are sitting around making fun of American names right now?
...it's pronounced "Ah-zwee-pay".
Friend works with a lady named "Jarah Siemen". Unfortunate.
a friend working for an Aussie bank in collections had to call a Mr. Richard Cheeseman. Tell me he had it easy growing up.
And bang dae ho was his namo...
LPGA asian golf star, Candy Kum†
I took a mind-numbingly boring temp job once for some insurance company while I was in college. I had a mile long print-out of people to call with student loans and I had to offer them some kind of deal. Next up: Ho, Ima
Ima wasn't home (in bed somewhere?) but I felt like telling the guy on the phone that, you know... if you're gplanning on living in America full time, and your last name's 'Ho'.....
Of course Ima's probably about to take down an obscene bonus at some co-located, HFT outfit right now.
He's right at home there. I hear in ZH comments that Wall Street is full of Hos. It's like the Ho family bought the franchise and hired all their relatives. The only one there I know for a fact ain't a Ho is Blankfein and I don't know why they kept him around, he's no better than a $2 wh -- Oh.
You guys are bastards. Never mind.
Well --- if you dial his office and you get a busy signal --- at least you know what he's doing.
Ling Ling!
Ling Ling!
FOR THE LOVE OF LOVE ME LONGTIME!
Somebody Please pick up the phone!
CLIP DAD-NIGGA, WHERE IS BANG DAE-HO?!
I kno know, He in meeting with BOOTY-CAEL
In future years "Bernanke" will be regarded as an unfortunate name, if not a dirty word.
...as in, I just got Bernankeed....
Love it!!
Won Hung Lo
On an entirely different note, I just left the MSM home page. There's a picture of Obama and Petraeus shaking hands. The man looks disturbingly like the dimwitted soldier in the movie "Stripes".
Obongo was in uniform!? wow, wonders never cease.
Farce, to be sure...but none will top Mike Dukakis, tank commander.
...which of the two does?
At the national Ebonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics) convention all attendees were offered T-shirts with their home state printed on the back
The T-shirts were a big hit but nobody from Idaho wanted one
This seems like pretty childish humor to me.
It is.
You're so defensive. :P
once a week as required by law. A good laugh to quell the tears.
It is.....It's Friday and it's funny.
Get a grip.
It is, at least, a rather piquant contrast to the much darker "adult" humor continually emanating from the halls of Congress, Wall Street and the Fed.
Bang Dae-Ho? Al Dae-Long.
Siamese twins.
Oh ya, I know Bang, he dates Suk Dae-Wang. They're a great couple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
Anyone looking for the shmuck who listened to the movie "just buy the fucking dip" - look no further, it's me.
Looks like the movie is right after all. I bought some of those 1 week SPY call options that expired today. Those options must be what it's like to do crack.
And the largest baked goods company in the USA is a Mexican company named Bimbo.
I laugh when I see libtards lionize a woman named Suu Kyi.
I think of that Full Metal Jacket scene: "Me sucky fucky".
:-)
Mi Fukum Yueng! Giggity!
If you were here you'd understand the lionization. Libtards? Compared to her you are at best a light weight pussy. No offense.
Several years ago in the foothills of Los Angeles there was an oriental restaurant named "The Poo-Ping Palace". When we drove past I said that can't actually be a place to eat? My brother just said "you gotta be shitn me" ...
true story... lol
Reminds me of that old "translate server error" here: http://boingboing.net/2008/07/15/chinese-restaurant-c.html
I recently saw a picture of a bookstore in a Chinatown somewhere: Wong Fook Hing Bookstore. No wonder their customers can't find what they're looking for.
a friend on holidays in the US saw a local store called "Bunghole Liquors". One of the greats!
TERMINAL CAFE....a greasy spoon diner near the bus depot in Providence RI.
Use hotel in a sentence Bang.
Bang, "I took all her money and the hotel on me."
Ok...here are a few
Munn Kei Boi
Yoo Suk Wang
Yoo Suk Mei
Kim Suk Dong
Jak Mei Yof
I am here all week folks...don't forget to tip the bartender and waitresses.
Think of the children ...
Suk Sum Poo
And you can get a great meal at Phuket Thai Restaurant in SF in the Lower Haight. Which is also a name-freak cuz they ain't haterz in the Haight.
Damn. It's almost worth driving up there just so you can shock your friends saying "I had Phuket Thai food over the weekend".
Pronounced Poo Ket, a little heavy on the P. Transliterations can be confusing.
...which reminds me ....years ago I am sitting in a great little Vietnamese restaurant on Polk Street with a hot little country girl from Sacto when she sez "What a cute name for a bar"...pointing across the street at The White Swallow....and all I could think was...honey hold that thought for later...
Cum Fum Sum Yung Gai?
BANGDAE-HO's father BANG DAE-MOMMY is not please with this intrepetation of his sons name and his mother BANG ME-NOW is not going to comment.
His closest friends, Mr. LIKY LICK and Mr. BE AVER-EATER are asking people to leave him alone.
Yeah, but did you see that guy whose name is: Lik Wong...seriously...WTF. Had a girlfriend who answered to the same name...I miss her.
Hung Wai lo
the guy who was the pilot of the chinese plane that crashed into the USA plane a few years back causing them to emergncy land his name was Wong Way... he hit the plne because he was going the wong way.
Vampira! She'll suck you dry!
I could only think of Blythe Masters. what a major criminal-coug.. reminds me of catwoman in the old 60's era batman show.
BAM! WHAM!
Yes, I remember Hung Lo, he married Kum Soon.
Does this supercede Dick Handler?
Isn't that what The Bernank says everytime he hits the BUY, BUY, BUY button?
In the clinic today: Kum on Kim, no sh**.
Wasn't sure where we would cover Greenspan's appearance on CNBC this morning but this seems like the right place:
CNBC 2010/12/03 Alan Greenspan - (para) "If we did not have the debt problem, and the increasingly concerning European debt problem. The premium in equities is at an all time high"
Zerohedge 2010/12/03 wisefool (non PhD in Economics) - "If we hadn't already borrowed all we possibly could against anything that floats,flies, or just sits there like a McMansion, people could buy stock in companies that will make money in the future with signifigantly higher returns than new debt (bonds)"
University of Pheonix here i come!
...if it floats, flies, or fornicates, it is cheaper to lease than own...
Making fun of people's names is rude. How would you like to be my brother Dick?
Depends. Is his wife hot?
That was in poor taste. I am sorry. Maybe.
Yes, she's hot and her name is Anita.
(maiden name Dicken)
I knew a Schuyler Dick in college, and he had a sister named Anita at the same university --- I kid you not!
...at least there'san 'n' in your name.....
I always figured that Dick Butkus had to be the toughest guy in the world growing up with that name....
Any comparable list of medical researchers must include Bich Duong.
Richard Handler CEO @ JEF
There is a legal firm in Markham Ontario called Poon and Ho . No kidding.
Wonder if they are related to Poon Soon Ho.
The Chinese Air Force Captain that "collided" with the US Air force plane a few years ago. Cpt Wong Wey.
These are all examples of "Humor" in the context of being the Dominant Ruling Culture, whereas THAT is somewhat, totally presumptously preposterous .....1945 is long long long gone....
THIS HUMOR HERE, IN THIS THREAD, shows an 'attitude', an obsolete attitude..... near EVERY posting HERE shows total lack of "situational awareness", indeed a kind of Altzheimers disease...a bunch of VFW old timers laughing at each others very very old jokes and so called humor...Its not a matter of political correctness HERE, its a matter of total incomprehension regards the current Political/Economic reality...
....remembrances 'Being/existing' Japanese occupation forces, oh yes...still, today..Tokyo and surrounds...USA fleet headquarters still, since 1945 physically occupying the old pre 1945 physical buildings, location of the Japanese Far East Coprosperity Sea Control fleet...with the USA Naval Officers club...just to remind the japanese who 'won' and really is STILL in charge,oremembrances of the Oh so humble in-keepers, for instance the Otani and New Otani Hotels - usa GI military discounts?... in Tokyo during the Korean War...Japan being the staging platform...1953 movie Bridge over Toko-Ryi...USA occasionally STILL requests 'apologies' from whomever is prime minister for Japanese lapses of strictly provincial american politically correct statements...
of ruling Okinawa for 30+ years AFTER 1945 VJ day, still using the USA dollars, with Ft BucknerKadena...and a few smaller bases with something like 5000+ americans and families..
of Taiwan CCK airbase and lots more...the 1960's 1970's .....of Guam, which even today, Anderson AFB and the B52's that finished off Hanoi near the end..another 'aircraft carrier-Island' ....of Philippines, and our very own Marcos and Elmeda, and the others USA supported that followwed...
Of the Mystery of Red China and Mao...The Kremlin...Evil Empire...a time when USA and/or USSR were all that really counted....every war THEN was not 'about' the actual countries where fought (Vietnam) as proxy-wars against China/Russia.......and the DOMINO EFFECT...must save the world from communism, from un-freedom, from ..... any excuse/reason
...when some 100,000 (including USA forces families/children) were occupation forces, since at least 1945 and 40 years thereafter......i mean not just the Far East, but FRANCE til 1966, England even today, Germany thru unification, Italy still, and a whole lot more...Ah Yes, "the Greatest Generation...1940-1945.."
Of course NOW is 2010, December....need you be reminded once again of the Chinese submarine, that recently surfaced RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF USA CARRIER TASK FLEET READINESS EXERCISES...undetected...
"Get your heads out of your ass" remember THAT one...?
Ah, yes! Political/social correctness. Must search my 80 year old mother before she boards a plane because that is the only way to prove how "fair" and "unbiased" we are. I seriously doubt ANY violent crime has been commited by ANY 80 year old woman of ANY race, creed, or color in the last 100 years. After they searched my mother before boarding that plane, I knew this country was doomed. Any country run by people that STUPID can't possibly survive.
Hey Achmed, is that an AK-47 in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? Hey, you! Grandma! Up against the wall!
By the way, did you notice that they made fun of American and other names also?
This is one of the very few places that the First Amendment still survives, and it is often brutal, but censorship/political correctness always leads to protecting the powers that be instead of protecting "innocent" eyes and ears.
You said ass..heh, heh, heh, heh.
That and the street sign are funny as hell.
And of course the ancient joke.....what do you call a constipated Chinaman? Hung Chow.
Confucious say: Man who shits and farts on self is a self-sharter.
Like the Captain during those drills.
late to the party. There's a Vietnamese restaurant in San Jose called Phuc Duc. No shit.
I had a lecturer called Poo .N. Tsang
There is a butcher in Eastwood, Sydney, called the Dong Meat Market. It's where you go for all your... um... dong meat I guess.
Well mighty pleased ta meetcha, Mr. Bang, sir.
The name's Jay-- Jay Burner. How-aaah ya? Good ta seeya. Put 'er there, buddy.