I was speaking with a woman of considerable savviness in matters of male-female socializing. I wanted to know how to deal with a situation that required tip-toeing the line between candor and deceit. This is the advice she gave me.
ME: So this girl that I think is cute asks me if the girl she saw me with is my girlfriend. I don’t want to say yes and risk blowing my chances out of the water. I don’t want to say no, either, because I know women are more attracted to men when those men are getting love from other women. And a “no” would have been a lie, anyhow. So I was thinking about saying something close to the truth that also leaves the door open for continued flirting and possible future hooking up. Something along the lines of, “Well, we’re going through a rough patch now. Hard to say how it will turn out. We’re discussing a trial separation.”
GIRL BUDDY: Ugh, no.
ME: Why?
GIRL BUDDY: Too much explaining. By the time you’re finished with that I’m thinking “Wow, sorry I asked!”
ME: You got something better?
GIRL BUDDY: Just say, “It’s complicated.”
ME: “It’s complicated.” And that’s it?
GIRL BUDDY: That’s all you need. When a girl hears “it’s complicated”, she gets inside her head guessing about what you mean. That’s the place you want her to be if you want a shot with her.
ME: What if she follows up by asking me what I mean?
GIRL BUDDY: She won’t. Most girls understand that “it’s complicated” is code for “don’t ask me any more questions about it”. And you know girls love mystery, so they’re not going to ruin a good mystery by trying to solve it.
~~~
So there you go gentlemen. “It’s complicated.” Commit it to memory and deploy liberally. With some field practice, I’ve discovered that “it’s complicated” can serve as a useful stand-in for all sorts of scenarios you may find yourself in with a girl. It’s a go-to answer for all kinds of questions, not just the ones pertaining to your relationship status.
GIRL: So are you dating anyone right now?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: Just how many girls have you been with?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: What are you looking for?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: Will you buy me a drink?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you?
YOU: It’s complicated.
GIRL: *swoon*
Lol.
I particularly like the last two….
“GIRL: Will you buy me a drink?
YOU: It’s complicated.
***
GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you?
YOU: It’s complicated.
GIRL: *swoon*”
I need to add this to repertoire/arsenal immediately. It’s a lot better than my normal answer…. looking at her crazy and saying “don’t ask me that.” Lol.
Great advice. It is so effective because it is both mysterious, while also containing a slight neg. It tells the girl that there is a story there, and she isn’t yet entitled to that information.
Its complicated is straight from Facebook… you can put it under your relationship status. If a girl has it on her profile she’s a skank. But for a Guy he’s interesting.
True dat.
I discovered this by accident in my mid 20s.. Until that time, I used to clarify.
hahahahahahhah!
i once read this “guide to manliness” book and the best responses to nearly every question were:
“Says you.”
and
“What’s it to you?”
Ex.
You just drove over my toddler!!!
A. What’s it to you?
GIRL: You want to see me making out with another girl, a threesome?
YOU: It’s complicated
Girls have been using “it’s complicated” on guys forever
But if a girl tries to use that on you, reply by telling her this isn’t a fucking Facebook relationship update.
Hahaha virgie…. owned
Haha, yes, this. Along with another classic, “I understand”.
lol @ Virgle.
Ya, this is an old line that the females like to use.
Still useful for dudes, though.
But, Virgie, what if you just used its complicated on her, and then later on:
You: lets drink some wine and watch a movie.
Her: I can’t. Its complicated.
More and more all the time:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230414/
I don’t know. Maybe picking some lint off her shoulder while assuring her that she’s “really cute” might work better? It just doesn’t seem very alpha to me to say “It’s complicated”. I could never picture Dirty Harry saying that to a chick. Maybe even saying “A man’s gotta have options” might be better yet. But I don’t know, I’m still learning.
I have a lot of important thoughts on this post, but . . . it’s complicated.
The response suggested is absolutely and utterly correct.
Quite apart from the bait of mystery, so important in an era when most people tell others their entire life stories on first meeting, it allows her plausible deniability so that she doesn’t have to face up to the obvious fact that you are in another relationship.
PS: I thought women could never be believed when it came to relationship advice? Presumably Smart Woman is the exception that proves the rule. Heh.
PPS: Any chance of persuading Smart Woman to start her own blog?
I can easily imagine Dirty Harry using this line.
I need to start doing this ASAP.
I can’t believe most guys don’t know this.
The real beauty of this is that it cranks a woman’s rationalization hamster wheel into overdrive. There isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t know, on some level, that when a guy says “it’s complicated” when asked about being attached, that he is well and truly attached. It’s just that by answering in this way, you give the girl just enough mental space in which to contort and rationalize away what she almost certainly knows to be true. Which is why Game isn’t really about preying upon naive women or fooling the unawares, so much as it is about giving women a reason to do what they want really want to—the fallout be damned.
And most women will take the bait if your Game is tight.
Not that anyone reading this blog would care about her relationship status. But if it came up…
Her: It’s complicated.
Him: Nice, just like on facebook! What are your interests and activities?
Interrupt her answer if she takes this seriously.
What “it’s complicated” communicates to her is that:
i) yes, you do have some sort of unclarified sexual relationship with the girls she pointed out; but
ii) that doesn’t mean she might not win you and no she shouldn’t stop trying; and
iii) more details are none of her business just now.
I think Rita Hayworth used it in Gilda released just after WWII, to give you an idea of its antiquity as used by hot women.
Girl: Did you fuck my friend last night?
You: It’s complicated.
* with the girl she pointed out
Perfection. I 100% agree with her. As much as I hate to see cheating because I know somebody’s gonna get crushed, the “it’s complicated” takes care of all the messiness. Poaching off land owned by another usually ends badly though…for all involved. Except maybe the author, he’ll walk away unscathed somehow, the bastard.
Doug-
“Girls have been using “it’s complicated” on guys forever”
–so true. I think we invented it actually. hee, hee.
Girl: Are u only after sex?
Man: Its complicated
—
Girl: Do u think my friend is better looking than me?
Man: Its complicated
To some cases it just doesnt fit..
My question is how to deal with girls who keep probing. Just keep saying “it’s complicated?” Switch the subject? Call them a dork for being so nosy? Any ideas? I know each girl is different but there’s gotta be some that work most often.
This is perfect for the situation I’m facing.
Girl: Why aren’t you and XXXX talking to each other anymore, she seems to be ignoring you.
Me: It’s complicated…
Perfect.
xxxxx
GIrl: Your marriage only lasted two years? What happened?
Me: It’s complicated.
xxxxxx
Girl: Why are you ignoring me lately? You haven’t called and don’t come by to say hi anymore
Me: Huh? Ahhhh…you miss me….sweet.
“It’s complicated” would sound beta and idiotic in that situation.
Works in cases where the situation is a sticky relationship question that defies an easy explanation.
@The Rookie,
I’d say switch the subject. Let her know that’s all you are going to say about it and leave it at that.
GIRL: DO YOU LIKE THE FINAL MOVEMENT OF BEETHOVEN’S 5TH?
ME: IT’S NOT THAT COMPLICATED. YO. LZozlzlzozlzozlzllzlzllzlzlz you said movement lzozlzozlzll Chekc it now trump soul brother:
Where is this relationship going?
it’s complicated
do we have a future?
its complicated.
Why can’t men commit?
It’s complicated.
GIRL: Do you think I’m a 9?
ME: It’s complicated. Let me do the math for you. lzozllz
http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/most-chix-who-r-3s-think-they-are-9s-because-now-and-then-an-alpha-gets-drunk-and-bored-and-bangs-the-shit-out-of-them-lzozllzlzlzlzlzlzl/
this is going on the back cover of my upcoming book:
“ozzllzlzlzlzlzl!
most 3s think they are 9s because now and then an alpha gets drunk and bored and bangs the shit out of them lzozllzlzlzlzlzlzl
she sounds like a 2 who got banged by 7 drunk alphas so she reasons that 2 + 7 = 9.” –bestsest quotas ever from da r!! lozllzozlzzl
then later on they think they are 9s because they count 1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
cats
9 cats! i’m still a 9!
from banging 9 douchebags in college who got my prima noctae youngest hottest tightest years for free as commanded by bernanke to 9 cats lzozlzlzlzlzlz which leaves me more time to market subprime loans for teh fed while wearing short sexy skirts to douchebag mba conventions headed by timothy geitner who distriubutes the fiat cash to the hottest ass lolzlzlz which is why berannke must keep all teh operations of the fed a secret zlzozlzlzl as the american peopel would be pissed to see how much cash i was getting in my short skirts zlozlz. kids, families, and husbands are silly antiquated ideas and bernanke has liberated me from this all with fiat dollars and debt as they bankrupt the wolrd and liberate us with secretive tapings of butthex like tucker max does and gets pumped and hyped in teh neocon weekly standard butthexed secretly taped without my conthent lolzlzlzlz i’m a nine! buthexed 9 times makes me a nine! lzozllzlz
You should try “I don’t know.”
Is that your girlfriend?
“I don’t know.”
Are you married?
“I don’t know.”
Do you like me?
“I don’t know.”
When girls have found out that I’m married, I tell them my marriage is “unconventional.” When they ask what that means, I just repeat that it is “unconventional.” It works.
Bad scenes of Game from the movies:
The Truth–
That might be good at the beginning. Probably is.
After awhile though a better a better one is:
“You mean why WON’T men commit.
How about starting with divorce 2.0? Marriage is now a very hazardous one way commitment to wives.
Divorce happens in 50% of first American marriages, with women filing for them 2.5 times as often as men.
Where a cheating husband is greatly punished by and in divorce, but a cheating wife still gets to kick her husband out of the house rather than the reverse, and keep it together with more than half of his net worth, keep the children and only let her ex husband see them when she feels like it in actual unenforced fact, and receive stealth alimony mixed in with child support since so called “child support” was greatly jacked up by feminists in the early 90s (under the slogan “dead beat dads”).
What do you do for a living?
This and that.
What did you do today?
This and that.
Where did you go today?
Here and there.
Really, what do for a living?
Does it matter?
Really, what did you do today?
Does it matter?
Really, where did you go today?
Does it matter?
Come on now, what do you do for a living?
I design no. 2 pencils.
Come on now, what did you do today?
I got a pedicure, wanna see?
Come on now, where did you go today?
To get a pedicure, wanna see?
Its the theme that counts.
“Its a long story”
“We never discussed it”
“Its hard to say”
“I am not sure what you call it”
“I never thought about it”
“People ask me about her and this other girl”
“Yes and no”
“Let me think” *shrug shoulders*
what the fuck? How’s agreeing with the post a bad comment?? I’ don’t use the phrase myself but I admit that guys may benefit from using it. It has been noted that woman have been using it when they were involved in something a little hard to define. It’s in a lot of old school movies, or the equivalent of it at least. Gee wiz people…you make no sense!
Chi-town says it best. It’s about the tone, the vagueness, the mystery. Even with mundane shit, like where I had lunch, I sometimes give these responses to my wife, just for the hell of it.
Excellent piece of advice…. says it all while saying very little.
Anouk, the ratings are just another psychological experiment, and have to be enjoyed or endured on those terms. I’m fully expecting a -12 myself for this comment.
A few random comments:
I see this as an application of a more general game principle: rarely answer questions directly.
V said “But if a girl tries to use that on you, reply by telling her this isn’t a fucking Facebook relationship update.” Absolutely. If this isn’t a Maxim, it ought to be: the rules that apply to us are not the rules that apply to you. Yes, we can say “it’s complicated” but we’ll neg you if you do. I like Wtcantfw’s response (“OK, Facebook girl, what are your interests and activities?” and then interrupt her if she’s serious) – a great combination of neg and feigned interest.
Clint Eastwood doesn’t ever need to say this line. Or any other line. Just a steely-eyed squint is all it takes.
The comment rating system has produced some…er, suprising results. It’s also murder on page load time.
what the fuck? How’s agreeing with the post a bad comment??
—
Because they don’t like you.
I think it’s complicated is a good response. It’s a good test for the girl. If she’s really into you she’ll rationalize it away and has an average to below average sense of self preservation she’ll accept that as a good answer., if she’s not she’ll ask more questions/leave.
by coincidence,I just saw the movie “Its Complicated” last night. its the meryl Streep/Steve Martin/Alex Baldwin movie re the ex-wife who starts re-banging Baldwin,an alpha,while leading on the smart/funny beta Martin. It was formulaic but just OK;how exicted can u get about Meryl Streep?? It was written by a woman and it was funny to see the alpha/beta dyad put out there so starkly. In the end she decides…its complicated. (Bangs Alec while “dating” Martin.)
walawala
xxxxx
GIrl: Your marriage only lasted two years? What happened?
Me: It’s complicated.
xxxxxx
Not bad, but the last time a woman asked me this (yes – 2 years, really), I made the mistake of replying when she was in the process of drinking;
“She turned into her Mother”
I got hit by the spray…
Can I have a ruling; was this an Alpha reply?
I’m sorry I got married to an infernal ingenue (sic), I:
1) want to thank R deeply for identifying her type
2) swear it’ll never happen again
Great site, great insight – thanks
This is the take-home message. A woman’s imagination is the single most useful tool in your Game arsenal. Every technique, every casual response, every gesture, intimation and subcommunication hinges on stimulating her imagination. Competition anxiety relies on it. DHV relies on it. Sexual tension (gina tingles) relies on it.
This is the single greatest failing of average frustrated chumps; they vomit out everything about themselves, divulging the full truth of themselves to women in the mistaken belief that women desire that truth as a basis for qualifying for their intimacy. Learn this now: Women NEVER want full disclosure. Nothing is more self-satisfying for a woman than to think she’s figured a Man out based solely on her feminine intuition (i.e. imagination).
When a man overtly confirms his character, his story, his value, etc. for a woman, the mystery is dispelled and the bio-chemical rush she enjoyed from her imaginings, her suspicions, her self-confirmations about you are GONE. AFCs classically do exactly this on the first date and wonder why they get LJBF’d promptly after it – this is why. Familiarity is anti-seductive. Nothing kills Game, lust and libido like comfortable familiarity. Despite their common bleating filibuster tactics, women don’t want to be comfortable with a potential sex partner, they need their imaginations stoked to be excited, aroused and anxious to want sex with a potential partner.
VK’s comment for the win.
Who is this female confidante that gives you advice on game? She got a blog?
A couple more for the repetoire:
– “Yeah. So?”
Example:
Her: “Are you married?”
You: “Yeah. So?”
– “Oh geez. Here we go again.”
Example:
Her: “How come you got divorced from your first wife?”
You: “Oh geez. Here we go again.”
@ Rollo Tomassi — BRAVO.
Your essay on the role of non-disclosure and womens’ imagination is great stuff. Thank you!
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the fed says its purpose is to avoid bubbles while it CREATES buibbles lzolzlzlzlzllzlz
97% of the value of an MBA comes from its license thet license it gives a aoduchebag to convert buzzwords, hype, and lies ainto phsyical property and assets via the ocnscious inflation and deflation of bubbles lzozlzllzlzl as the debt-based fiat dollar is worth nothing but negaitive and the fiat masters must hype and lie hype and lie inflate bubbles and tehn defalte them and get bailed out 2 transfer massivemassive masisve amounts of welath to themselevs in teh form of phsycial property and homes lzozllzlzlzlz think about it teh inflated mortgage for the homes was created form thin air and it was infalted beyond nbelief in a bubble created by bernanke and then they pop the bubble and the home is underwater as hwile the ome value bubble plummets the great thing about ebernanke is taht he made dman sure the debt woudl augment in teh fine print lzozllzlzlzl and so the poor man loses tens of thousands of dollars years of savings labor and then the fed gets his home too for meerley playing little bubble inflation deflation games on computers backed by a feminsit police force to sezie teh home and resell it in the next bubble lozlzl was rinse repeat zlzolzzl womenz never graps the abstarct concepts here buyt just nod nod nod ndondd zlzozllzlzlzl and go gimme hgimme gimme which is why the dfed loves syocphantic womenz and funds them in tehir fmeisnt studies to killee the epic soul and great bosoks skzlzlzlz
the fed says its purpose is to control inflation while it CREATES inflation lzolzlzlzlzllzlz
feminsit womenz say their purpose is 2 help morality and help chidlren and help society while they publish and promote secrteive tapings of butthex and drug the childrens up and dumb them down lzozlzlzl
the fed says its purpose is to control inflation while it CREATES inflation lzolzlzlzlzllzlz
womenz say they want nice nice guys and sensitive guys to listen to them and they long for relationships and not just one night stands and then nigt after night they go out hunting for one night stands with vampire butthexer monsters undead blodsucking secretive tapers of anal butthhex tucker max lzoxlxlxoxlxlxlx
the fed says it must remian independent so dat politicains do not interefer with keeping interest rates too low and definitic spending and then bernanke and greenspan keep iinterest rates too low and deficit spend as they bail out teh government goldman sachs is the government when it gets balied out as paulosn and geitner and wevery0one at the treaudrey worked for goldman sachs which rhymes with tucker max lsoslslslsl
womenz say they want to educate dteh childruns and need more funding for shcihldren educatioon and tehn they tell teh girls to follow tehir vagina tingles after undead butthexing vampire monsters bloooduscking butthexing secretive tapers of butthex lsoslsllslslslsl and they criminialize little boys asking toomany questioons and drug them up on teh neocon ritaln adderol which enriched s the necon drug cartels and better dumbs down the boys and men who will stay in tehir single mom’s basements masging buttons and never reading teh constitution lzozlzlzlzl where it staest that the congeress alone ashall coing teh money not bernanke’s private banking cartely tempting and taking butthexing the nation and common with vast debt lzozllzlz riupping apart teh fmaily and slitting up little girls
womenz love the fed and bigger government jsut as they love douchebag butthexing secretive tapers of butthex nmen who promise them everything and buy them shiny things iwth other men’s money and future earnings and then they love teh governmet 4 buttheixng them butthex them as the government always ends up assfucking all those thye claim to want 2 help loslsllslsolzozlzlzlzlz
I’m gonna start using “butthex” in my writing. God damn viral memes!
trending topic on twitter: butthex
It’s complicated means you are preselected but not seriously committed. That means she thinks you are hotter, since someone else likes you, but that she can steal you away. The best of both worlds.
trending topics on twitter:
butthex
neocon secrteive tapings of butthex without the girlths consthent
fed controlling inflation = fed CAUSING inflation lzolzl
fed controlling bubbles = fed CAUSING bubbles lzozllz
fed working for the people = fed bailing out goldman sachs lzozl
fed supporting capitalism = fed bankrupting nation lzozllz
the fed is to capitalism what tucker maxth (rhymes with gldman sax) is to teh missionary positin lzozllzlz it’s just like teh missionary position on your back but you gotta bend over and instead of penetrating ur vagainal region the cock will be enertering your anuth lloslzlzllzl and the weekly standrard will repeat tucker’s lies taht he is six foot tall an dthat he is succesthful even though his film lost over 10,000,000 of its 12,000,000 budget lozlzlzllz but that is a success to bernanke and geithener and tucker max which rhyems with goldman sax and simon and shcuster editor in a chief is a womean who is publishing tucker’s max’s next book at hey ny neconcon publishing home and she will place it ona ll the front tabels to further teh decline and welath transfer ot teh e neocns who conquered a ocuntry by desouling its womenz lozlzlzl with secrtive tapings of butthex and teahicng them 2 lust and tingle after bloodsucking vampire cockckckckckaaa and to create debt and debacuhery and butthex the world and assfuck the ocmmon man while atping it without tehir conthent for enetertainment and ny publishin house profits who peddle the stories about secretive butthex glories lxzozllzlzllzl
Is “butthex” a way to avoid a spam filter that might be triggered by using s instead of h, or is it supposed to pronounced but-thex as Bawney Fwank might say it?
“GIRL: You’re not going to try to stick it in my ass tonight, are you?
YOU: It’s complicated.”
I lolled.
CONGRESS WOMAN: Can you tell us where the trillions of taxpayer dollars went?
BEN BERNANKE: It’s complicated.
CONGRESS WOMAN: OMG my gina just tingled lzozllzlzllzlzzllzlz don’t worry u can tell me later lzolzlzlzlzlzlllzlzlz
ME: What if she follows up by asking me what I mean?
SMART GIRL: She won’t. Most girls understand that “it’s complicated” is code for “don’t ask me any more questions about it”. And you know girls love mystery, so they’re not going to ruin a good mystery by trying to solve it.
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Ooooh yes she will follow up by asking you what you mean!
“It’s complicated” is a pretty good answer if it came from someone I didn’t care to know too much about, but if I’ve been flirting with the dude then detective me me me would come out full force! “It’s complicated” is way too fishy.
A female friend who gives advice on how to cheat on your girlfriend? One column from her would be more valuable than everything Men’s Health has ever produced.
I once found myself in a situation much like the first. A girl I was into asked me, “are you and Lauren dating?” Like a lesser beta, I answered “lozlozlolzozl noes!1!!1 She don’t take fiat dollars and I aint got the Krugerrands to hang and bang.” It wasn’t until much later when I learned about the value pre-selection that I resolved that I should have told the other girl “Lauren and I have a good time together.” and left it (and her mind to wonder) at that. It was ever later still that I realized I should have moved on Lauren, and regret it still to this day. She was an achingly feminine 6 foot tall French-speaking harp player who dreamed of performing all over the mainland and no doubt getting hollowed out by smelly, uncircumcised European men as commanded by Jean-Claude Trichet.
Change the topic?
I should add, thanks to this website, missed opportunities for butthex are fewer and farer between these days. Add my name to the list of interested buyers if “Predator Sluts” ever comes to fruition.
hey next time u make some ms paint masterpiece cartoons you gotta paint this one:
CONGRESS WOMAN: Can you tell us where the trillions of taxpayer dollars went?
BEN BERNANKE: It’s complicated.
CONGRESS WOMAN: OMG my gina just tingled lzozllzlzllzlzzllzlz don’t worry u can tell me later lzolzlzlzlzlzlllzlzlz
paint it next to this one
GIRL: Are you gonns secretely tape this butthex without my conthent?
GUY: It’s complicated.
GIRL: LZOZLZLZL! harder depper fatser harder can u say balls deep lzozlzlz yha yahayayah ayahahha yah!!!!?
lolzl
I agree with Rollo about a woman’s imagination & the need to avoid full disclosure of everything about oneself, this is a brilliant insight, it links in with the fact that (a lot of) women like to be kept on our toes & entertained, a bit of mystery keeps our brains exercised, there is so much enjoyable opportunity for speculation and fantasy.
There is nothing more entertaining than a mystery and although complete and utter familiarity is not always boring for all women, it is for a lot of us.
We like to feel that there are more doors to be opened, it is terrible to feel we know absolutely everything about somebody we are in a relationship with, what is there left to discover?
I think the principle of avoiding full disclosure could probably apply to women to some extent as well, the current trend is for confessional relationships where everyone knows everything about the other.
For guys who like the thrill of the chase (which I suspect is most guys) what is there left when they know everything about the woman? Some distance has to be maintained.
The only thing I would say is that some people go to the extreme and create such an impenetrable miasma around themselves, that the other party to the relationship may get fed up at some point, it is a question of degree.
Also, depending on the woman (or man), it may be important to ensure that lack of disclosure does not raise major trust issues. It is really a question of balance.
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butt thex
lzozllzlzlz!
“I know women are more attracted to men when those men are getting love from other women.”
So true. Another way of saying it: What most women want is something another woman has or another woman wants.
@GBFM: metamessage re: chick in video: what you know about her immediately – she’s lazy and willing to trade on her looks and willingness to rear present in a shameful manner just so she never has to get her hands dirty. I gotta work, you gotta work, and she doesn’t, just because she’s currently good looking? That is why guys should have a union about chicks like this. Someone has to say to her “make me a sammich now, dammit” and make it stick.
Food: “Why do you eat people?”
Me: “It’s complicated. Come here.”
Nom nom nom.
Hmmm, I think I like the possibilities, I shall put it to the test, if the food manages to understand actual language that is.
dave dude she is hot and pretty
women are ebuatiful
she is sharing her beuaty fwith teh da world for free
do not confuse her beauty with the neocon butthexing womenz asshatters anal raping men in divorce courts lzozlzlzlzllz
@GBFM: I’m pretty sure I captured her character – if she’s concerned about saving her best for her husband she wouldn’t be waving her ass in the air saying stick it here – trading on looks now = seeking compensation for past use of voo voo later
http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/on-the-glory-of-austrian-eocnomics-the-difference-betwenn-austrian-eocnomics-and-keynsia-ecnomics-lzozllzll/
on the glory of austrian eocnomics & the difference betwenn austrian eocnomics and keynsia ecnomics lzozllzll!!
austrian economics is all about triuth and beuaty and honor and turth and honor and doring the right ting and honor and integrity and the risk takers gettig teh rewards and shiznit zklzozllzlzl and liberty too.
keynseian ecojnomics and bernankenomics is about transferringt all the risk to teh rowkr inverntore crerstor honest man soldier butthexing the common peopel who do al the phycial work and labor and infalting and deflating blubbles purposely to win firends in congress and take teh epoepl’s homes and force them back into teh work place after taking tehir 401k away and gambling it away lolzlzlzol and then getti9ng bailed out by the same taxpaying motherfucker whose 401k you just gambled away ensuring they will never retire while you get your lambrogini at 21 out of college and your mazeradi at 25 while they lose health benefits lzozlzlzl and bernankenomics lzozlzl trransfers all the welath to those who do nothing but cfreate debt and dfund secrteive tapings of butthex without the girl’s socnent which they promote the lies and exaggerate the height of the butthexers in tehir magainzes and wire him fiat cash adavcnes form their ny publishing hosues.
autrian eoxnomics is about freedom and liberty for all and hard work and saving being rewarded.
keynsian fiat master exonomics is about butthexers being rewarded and secrteive tapings of butthex without the girls conthent being held up as teh papragon of mankind and reqrded nmost of all. lzozlzlzlzlzl
austrian ecomincs is like that girl yhou know who is really quiet and sweet and she is really quiet and sweet and the constant butthexing attempts maker her nervous. and in real life hse is quiet and sweet and saving herself 4 a good man.
keynseian bernanke eocnomics is kliike the girl you know who seems really quiet and sweet but then one day u are walking by her dorm room andyou hear here yelling “AYAHAHAHYTAYH!! HARDER HARDER!! YOU MUST BE HITTING MY SPHYICNTER & MY CERVIX AT THE SAME TIME OR YOU ARE A BETAHERB LOOOOZER!!! YZAHAH AYAHAYAHAHAYAHAY!!!” and then the next day at dinner in teh dorm over desert she looks all tired and confused with dark circles aournd her eyes
(and bproabbly around her anus too lzozlzlzl) and wehn everyone is gone she turns to you softyly and says, “why are there no good men left?” lzozlzlzl
i was gonna be an eocnomics professor but none of my professorss understoodd this bvasic difference between austrian eocnomics and keynsian bernaknomics when i wnet to them in office houirs and they called campus securiyy when i tried to expalin it with star wars figures–you know the important butthexing parts without whcih it’s hard to grasp i’ll admit–so i figured i was too cool for school and i saved me some mobneys (like hundreds of thosuands as the fed dunds student debt servitude ensuring stuident corpate emprisoment as well as support from all the faculty who benefit form massive student debt and plus with no school i wouldn’t be forced to take ritalin and adderol and fiund the neocon drugg companies lollolz) with which i bought me a new marhal amp and les paul and vaccumm tube amp and now i play the coffee shops and girls they let me giz on them when i sing da bernake blues zlozlzlz
girl: are you just going to sit there smoking weed banging me 14 times a day?? is that all you do??
Me: It’s complicated
This reminds me of the scene in Casablanca where the Gestapo are politely grilling Humphrey Bogart’s character. He spends the whole time giving this kind of non-answer, with the pretty blatant “fuck you for asking” subtext.
Sdaedalus: For guys who like the thrill of the chase (which I suspect is most guys) what is there left when they know everything about the woman? Some distance has to be maintained.
Trust me, a pussy is a mysterious enough entrance that we never tire of opening over and over again. Can’t get bored with that. We tend to enjoy more than just one though.
“girl: are you just going to sit there smoking weed banging me 14 times a day?? is that all you do??
Me: It’s complicated”
I think the proper answer here is “damn right”
I think gbfm might be a persona created by Tupac Chopra. Think about it:
1) TC has been conspicuously absent lately, just as gbfm has been conspicuously present.
2) Both have extreme disdain for “neocons”.
3) TC has a penchant for satire.
Gendeau
walawala
xxxxx
GIrl: Your marriage only lasted two years? What happened?
Me: It’s complicated.
xxxxxx
Not bad, but the last time a woman asked me this (yes – 2 years, really), I made the mistake of replying when she was in the process of drinking;
“She turned into her Mother”
I got hit by the spray…
Can I have a ruling; was this an Alpha reply?”
Gendeau…that’s hilarious. Alpha reply? Sounds like something from a sit com.
Let’s go with this:
Her: “She turned into her Mother?” Did you get along with the mother?
You: “It’s complicated”…
Bingo…
Gendeau
xxxxx
GIrl: Your marriage only lasted two years? What happened?
Me: It’s complicated.
xxxxxx
Not bad, but the last time a woman asked me this (yes – 2 years, really), I made the mistake of replying when she was in the process of drinking;
“She turned into her Mother”
I got hit by the spray…
Can I have a ruling; was this an Alpha reply?”
Gendeau…that’s hilarious. Alpha reply? Sounds like something from a sit com.
Let’s go with this:
Her: “She turned into her Mother?” Did you get along with the mother?
You: “It’s complicated”…
Bingo…
@ spandrell
Haha nice one.
Heres the problem. I already used the damn right line 3 times before she asked that question.
Girl: “are we just getting stoned and fucking again tonight?”
Me: “damn right”
girl:”is that another jay you’re about to spark?”
me:”damn right”
Girl:”I’m sore, you want to have sex again??!”
me: “damn right”
So i try to spice things up, i don’t want to be a robot i need to stay mysterious. I try to give the impression that the relationship might just be going somewhere, like marriage or maybe even a date, you know just to let the possibilities fly around in her head.
“wouldn’t you like to know” and it’s brother response “you don’t want to know” are good ones. “it’s a long story” etc all have a similar effect to “it’s complicated”
Hey.
I’ve been using It’s Complicated for a few years. Also It’s Interesting, Why Is It Important, It’s Not Important, (no answer change subject), Why? (works a treat).
It’s Complicated has the added benefit of usually being correct.
@Sniper
(The other article disappeared. But I especially wanted you to hear this)
That doesn’t sound like game. I don’t want my partner to treat me like he’s an asshole, neg me, or flirt with people in front of me. That wouldn’t make me happy or feel satisfied within a relationship, and I doubt they are universal (inb4 “omg u r so weird!”).
Okay, you don’t want it. But your pussy would get wet for him. And who said anything about being satisfied in a relationship? I don’t recall having mentioned it.
SAT != IQ. One measures academic ability in math and reading, the other measures logic.
IQ != talent, either.
I could easily boast about a million other things, (including my programming projects and internships at great CS places), but I didn’t want to make men here feel too inadequate. It’s unsexy, after all.
(stunned silence)
(more stunned silence)
(Still stunned silence)
Do they let people like you walk around in public any more?
Do you have friends? Do people like you?
Actually you just seem so small.
Sniper: Forget game. And this discussion.
I mean all of this. It’s not some sort of general statement.
You must be the most obnoxious, self-inflated, petty two-bit sanctimonious delusional pig-headed blowhard ever to imperiously breeze her way through the hallowed empty halls of lesser and certainly uninteresting academe. You’re not half as smart as you think you are. You’ll be prmoted to your level of incompetence; I suspect you’re there already. You also need to get a sense of humour installed. You could probably do with the older 1.05 version, it’s at least better than not having one at all.
You seriously need to be torn an extra hole by someone much less interested than me. I’m guessing everyone you ever meet and, oh, say, life is going to do that nicely for you.
Dear Lord you *are* retarded. You’re worth exactly two words.
Wait for it.
Fuck. You.
Q:”Are you dating her?”
A:”I’m single.”
Let the bitch go gorbachev, her IQ is not very high so i suggest she start listing all her other achievements A S A P.
She also doesn’t seem to realise that men can only feel inadequate about other mens money and penises. Her achievements are unsexy coz they don’t mean shit to us, rather than disturbingly unsexy like her Dickensian pre-pubescent, gender confused rent boy, toy-doll appearance.
Don’t know. All gone. Night.
xsplat,
“I’m single” is a great answer (assuming you are not married), because the presumption should be, if you have not actually married the girl, that you are willing to consider something better.
Everyone else,
Sniper is wrong, but why is the level of abuse directed her way so high? Disproportionate.
I suppose that the only problem with letting a woman’s imagination roam, is that if you intend to make it more than a “5 night stand”, she could think she means more to you than she does.
That could lead to problems if she’s not sufficiently jaded.
Reporter: Mr. President, did you offer Rep. Sestak a job to drop out of the Senate race against Arlen “Handsome Devil”
Specter?
Obama: It’s complicated.
[editor: haha excellent handle. and excellent use of current political reference.]
GBFM has has lolzzlzld his way into my heart.
Like Neo in the matrix, he can see the code behind the fake reality. Though instead of the binary streams of 1s and 0s, he sees it as a constant water fall of
lolzzzzlolzzozzl
lozlzlolzzzlolzlo
lolololzzzzzlolzz
zzlolzlollolololol
lolzlolzfiatlolzzz
[editor: colored in fiat green.]
Sidewinder nailed it:
“Great advice. It is so effective because it is both mysterious, while also containing a slight neg. It tells the girl that there is a story there, and she isn’t yet entitled to that information.”
[editor: yeah, i noticed that too. sidewinder, and also that dude rollo, give consistently good comments on game.]
Not that I thought about it too much, but I used to think saying “It’s complicated” made it sound like I was a pussy who couldn’t handle my own shit. As in, my life is complicated, whah whah. But clearly I was wrong.
“SAT != IQ. One measures academic ability in math and reading, the other measures logic.
IQ != talent, either.”
IQ doesn’t strictly measure “logic.”
Unless you want to explain what processing speed, digit span, visual puzzle, block design and vocabulary subtests have to do with logic.
In other words, fail. Your expertise in CS doesn’t make you knowledgeable in psychometrics.
lozlzlzlzlzl
Morpheus: The Fiat lozllolozllzzl butthex Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. lzozozozozl! But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, bloggers, teachers, betas, lawyers, herbs, carpenters, and neocon womenz writing for the weekly standard, repeating the fiat lies of secretive tapers of butthex without teh girls conthent lzozlzlzlzl. The very minds and anusholes of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that butthex system and that makes them our anus’s lozlzlzozzozozl enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unbuttplugged. And many of them are so inured to butthex, so hopelessly dependent on the system of secretive tapings of butthex without tehir conthent, that they will fight to protect it and reapet the lies of secretive tapers of butthex in teh pages of the weekly standard even though they seem to be nice neocon ladies.
[Neo's eyes suddenly wander towards a woman in a red dress]
Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Neo: I was…
Morpheus: [gestures with one hand] Look again.
[the woman in the red dress is now a bestselling new york times author, pointing a cock at Neo's ass; Neo ducks]
Morpheus: Freeze it.
[Everybody and everything besides Neo and Morpheus freezes in time]
Neo: This… this isn’t the butthex Matrix?
Morpheus: No. It is another training program designed to teach you one thing: if you are not one of us lozlzlzlzlers, you are one of them butthexers.
lozlzlzl
Trinity: I know why you’re here, Neo. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer reading GBFM. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, Neo. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Neo: What is the butthex fiat Mathrix?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it’s looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
[Neocon sees a black cat walk by them, and then a similar black cat walk by them just like the first one]
Neocon: Whoa. Déjà vu.
[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
Trinity: What did you just say?
Neocon: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
Trinity: What did you see?
Cypher: What happened?
Neocon: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?
Neocon: It might have been. I’m not sure.
Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
Neocon: What is it?
Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the butthexMatrix. It happens when they change something. Now that I am an aging women in the butthex matrix with her eggs and gina drying up having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during colleg and getting her mba and blowing upper level mangement lzozllz, the butthexmatrix is now delivering my cats. Two this morning and now two more. yaya! lozlzl
Perfect response to player accusation shit test maybe? If you give a yes or a no it’s usually bad either way.
Girl: Are you some kind of player blah blah blah stupid shit test?
Me: It’s complicated.
Butthex sounds like some obscure ancient African voodoo curse.
@Hungry Hungry Hippos
I usually just saw “Naw..” with a smirk on my face…
To which the usual reply is “sure, tell me anything…”
Girl: Are you some kind of player?
Me: Naw (shit-eating grin)
Girl: Sure, tell me anything…. (sarcastic tone)
It’s complicated could work too though… I’ll have to try it out.
Oh… and I don’t even know what the fuck butthex is… then again, I’ve never been able to make it through a full greatbooksformen comment….
the sublime act of butthex is a beuatiful metaphor for what the fed does to a currency and a country, which is why the neocon weekly standard celebrates butthexers–es[pecially those who taope it without the girkl’s conthent and profit off the act. lzozlzlzlzl!
[on the war that devastated the Real World]
Morpheus: We don’t know who butthexed first, us or them. But we do know it was them that videotaped it without our consent while scorching the sky wioth a long trail of butthex lies. At the time, they were dependent on butthex power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the common man’s collective anushole. lozzllzlzlzzl
sdaedalus–
This is part of the reason why in a LTR, a guy needs to not stand still for long, and in general be moving forward, doing and exploring new things including with her, and so on.
Doug1
I like to change residence about once per year, with or without the girl. Two years is the max I could live in one location, and I’d feel more comfortable bringing the woman into a fresh change of pace rather than let her stew.
And of course it’s always important to be mindful about if you are going out enough.
@sdaedalus, Doug1, xsplat,
Very true. Always gotta keep em guessing. In a long ass LTR just come home one day doing something completely out of character…. actually do this often. So, she can be like, “he’s just so full of surprises, I never know what he’s going to do next.”
Oh, I forgot one other thing.
lolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlivesonlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzforeverlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolzlolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone found a good dating site for people with STDs? I have herpes.
[editor: craigslist casual encounters? just a guess.]
“My grandpa used to do things like come home with a new Cadillac.”
Lol, my Dad does shit like that all the time… comes home with a new motorcycle or a new truck or something. Never tells anybody he was even thinking about buying it, he just does it.
SD-
I should have taken that bet and raised you….looks like I could have made some money. ;)
(37 thumbs down incoming…..)
Hi RacerX.
Nice to see you back.
“How’s agreeing with the post a bad comment?? ”
It’s complicated…
Anouk
You would be waiting a long time for me to pay up. Am strapped for cash.
PS You’ve obviously better luck in bets than I have. We girls should hit the casinos in Monaco/Las Vegas together & try and get our hands on some fiat currency.
“It’s complicated.”
Hallelujah! Behold the Grail!
Mr. President, will the war in Iraq end this year?
Its Complicated, next question.
really true, I used it last week and it was perfect. Although it came naturally as I was giving up. I was thinking (endlessly it seemed) on how to respond and it just got to “it’s complicated”(because it’s true!).
She was raging with questions and accusations then suddenly just after the magical words, she became incredibly nice again and asked me to call her soon.
lozlzlz the more you read me the mroe your life will improve as you come to see the fiat butthex matrix for what it is — you will see the green streams of data like the matrix but with a subltle difference as some of you wieinsteinas have already seen for urself lzozzll
at the ned of the matrix neo saw it as
1010101011110100101
1101001010100101010
1101010101011101001
0101010000010101111
0100101111111101010
1101010101001001001
1101001010101001010
1101001010100001010
0100101010010101010
and when you have walked the path you too will see the butthexing matrix for what it is and how the fed funded the desouling of womenz with massive amounts of douchcock frrom an early age in all tehir orfices and are acting through the soulles temptresses to seize your assetts now when a girl says, “what i really really want is a nice guy,” instead of hearing what she says and then trying to be a nice guy you will hear the truth behind the butthexing matrix’s facade lzozlzl:
10101010010110101010101010
10101010101010101010010110
101010z01010z0101l01zzlzozll1
1o1o1o1o1ozozozo1o1o101011
1o1o1o1oozozzozozozozo01011
lozlzlzozlzozlozzlzozlzozlzozzoz1
1010i1o1o1want1010a01010001
douchebag10to butthex me0101
010and i want you 2 buy me100
01meals and a ring while i01011
0101give by butt & vagina01010
010away for free to butthexers1
100who tape it scretely lzozl100
zlzozllzlzlzozlzozzloozzllz and101
1010make my anus sore for010
1010days010101 101010101011
1010lolsolsoslslollzzlozlzzozlz010
0101pay 4 my meals0101001010
101010and1010maybe1010u1010
1001can1010touch1010my10dry
101001dried1010up110pussy100
101stds stds stds0101010101010
10lzozllzlz0zzllllzllzllzlzz1ozozlzlzl0
010111010101010101101010101
now with all those rating buttons which are cool we gotta wait for them to load and the page gets bunmped down the bottom fo teh bage goes bump bumb bumb down as those little thumbs load and while i wait it always makes me think of the cum drip drip ripping slowly out opf her anus as she poops after a good butthexing session celebrated inthe weeklys tandard well anywho that’s whta it makes me think of and we can’t help what thinsg make us thin of so don’t be harsh in passing judgment yo l.ozlzlzllz i bet that now you think of it too bump bump bump drip drip drip lzozllzozlzolzozlzzoozlzzl omg i put a stain on your brain lzozllzlzlzlzz
Never forget the old federalism: ” Not that I recall”.
White Knights on ABC: Abused Woman Social Experiment
“You must be the most obnoxious, self-inflated, petty two-bit sanctimonious delusional pig-headed blowhard ever to imperiously breeze her way through the hallowed empty halls of lesser and certainly uninteresting academe. You’re not half as smart as you think you are. You’ll be prmoted to your level of incompetence; I suspect you’re there already. You also need to get a sense of humour installed. You could probably do with the older 1.05 version, it’s at least better than not having one at all.
You seriously need to be torn an extra hole by someone much less interested than me. I’m guessing everyone you ever meet and, oh, say, life is going to do that nicely for you.
Dear Lord you *are* retarded. You’re worth exactly two words.
Wait for it.
Fuck. You.”
Gorbachev, my man –
I went to Sniper’s blog, saw her tagline pic and thought “hmmm…this chick looks awfully familiar”. I scrolled down a bit more, saw a few more pics and it clicked. She went to my high school and we graduated the same year.
Your marks are surprisingly perceptive and on-target for having never met this chica. I don’t think I would have worded it differently myself.
And xplat – bear in mind that this girl used to look far more boyish, androgynous and anime-tastic then she does now. Her looks, sadly, have actually improved in the years since HS.
Having said that, your marks are su
Fuck, scratch the last line in the previous post. Not sure how I missed deleting it.
Su?
“White Knights on ABC: Abused Woman Social Experiment”
Hey, isn’t “white knight” a racist expression?
/stupid fucking millenial
Sniper,
Why being a Nazi (“libertarian” or otherwise) doesn’t work anymore:
http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=1551
Should be required reading for your generation.
Doesn’t this post contradict an earlier one, about how you shouldn’t equivocate? Either “yes” or “no” should be the answer to “is she your girlfriend”.
(In b4 Doug1 exculpates the message and shows me the error of my ways.)
xsplat
My guess is, he was going to repeat “surprisingly perceptive” again. But I’m going look like a real idiot, if he responds as I’m typing and his comment posts first…
Off topic a bit:
Ok, as a girl, if I’m interested in a guy, that interest must be reciprocated to some extent or I lose interest fast. I don’t waste my time on non-connection, I file it in the friendship zone and keep my distance. With that said, and in the name of getting some guy out there laid, (which is always a good cause) could there be a post somewhere by someone in this sphere that can list what signs a guy is “allowed” to show of his interest in a gal without looking too eager? I’m a big fan of direct game because I think it shows balls, reads as heavily masculine to me, and it usually requires some legit inner confidence (like the artist in the recent “game in movies” post on this blog). Unfortunately, very few guys actually use direct “game” so I’m left to wonder: what are some signs that game allows a guy to show as interest in a girl? Even the guys with natural game (cream of the crop) are hard to read sometimes, so I blow them off only to see them out later and have them accuse me of “negging” them with my indifference.
and could you guys not give this question fifty thumbs down so it won’t take an additional eight minutes to load?
“what are some signs that game allows a guy to show as interest in a girl?”
Game doesn’t merely allow IOIs, it REQUIRES them within a certain time limit. Kino within the first x (what’s the standard now, 10 minutes? If you’ve had any alcohol, less…)
So my guess is…you’re overcontrolling the whole process somehow. There are blockages in allowing the guy to get to kino. Go with the flow a bit more.
Let me elaborate:
The guy needs some kind of signalling that his rap is making progress. Some kind of IOIs (if so subtle) from you. It helps if you’re emotionally free enough for that to flow out naturally and gracefully. Otherwise a whole lot of frustration will be experienced as the timing is off-kilter.
…what signs a guy is “allowed” to show of his interest in a gal without looking too eager? I’m a big fan of direct game
I like to whip out my cock, shake it at her and yell: “What the fuck am I supposed to do with this thing?”
Anouk,
If you are trying to tell whether his aloofness is genuine indifference or a pose to keep you guessing, and he is not a real expert at game, look for the following indications he is interested but gaming you:
1) If he is not showing overt interest in you but you are encountering him with a higher frequency than before without any obvious reason, then you are on his radar screen.
2) when you are with a less hot friend and you are both chatting with him, the amount of attention he gives her rather than you is clearly >50%
3) if you arrange to observe him when he doesn’t know you are around and see a difference in his demeanor compared with after you enter the room
If you want to find out for sure and are willing to break the rules a bit, just wait for the next occasion he actually chats with you, and as that conversation appears to be ending, say “can I get your number?” and give him your phone. If he says no, you’ll just have to withdraw completely and wait for him to recontact; if he says yes and dials his own phone so he’ll get your number too, or asks for yours, he’s definitely interested.
If he’s an expert, he’ll key in his number without asking for yours, so you still won’t be sure whether he is interested in you or just being polite, but you at least have the option of finding out for sure by calling him a few days later and asking him on a date.
Ok, this could be a freak coincidence, but yesterday I distilled my explanation of my marital status (separated) to “complicated situation” on a dating site, and I got a positive message reply from someone I’d messaged first over a month ago. Previously I’ve only had fatties to fend off hitting on me at this site. This chick is actually pretty decent looking.
Magic! I tells ya.
beautiful! hilarious!
omg 4 all you betaherbs who don’t get the truth of the matrux areader made y’alls betaherbs something lzozlzlzl a decoder script which can be worn on your decoder ring which you should get 4 yourself before getting her an engaement ring lzozlzlz
“Eumaios 5.27.10 / 3pm
I wrote an encoder/decoder script for you.
http://gist.github.com/415898”
lzozlzlzlzlz omg lzozlzlzllzlzlzlz
http://greatbooksformen.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/i-can-show-you-the-way-neo-but-you-will-have-to-walk-it-zlozlzlzozzlozlzlzo/
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Eumaios 5.27.10 / 2pm
A tour de force.
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Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the butthexMatrix. It happens when they change something. Now that I am an aging women in the butthex matrix with her eggs and gina drying up having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during colleg and getting her mba and blowing upper level mangement lzozllz, the butthexmatrix is now delivering my cats. Two this morning and now two more. yaya! lozlzl
lozlzlzl
http://eumaios.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/desouled-via-copious-fiat-funded-butthex/
^^^ that should read: “having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during her college desouling years via massively multiplayer asscockig in the butt sessions”
Original JB-
ha,ha,ha…. no.
I’m emotionally available, probably too much so. That’s not the problem. And I’m most certainly not controlling, I love being told what to do, takes the decision making off me, but the power dynamic has to be established if that is to happen.
Where game goes wrong for me (just me….ok? you all go and do what you want) is that it should allow…not require. It’s the rule following that gets me. I like flexible structure. Can’t deal with the constant measuring, evaluating, etc. Just let it flow a bit if natural chemistry is there. BUT, I realize you guys are on a path to pussy so controlling the exchange with game seems to work for you. As a girl, I look for something else. Sometimes that requires waiting a long time without it but nothing replaces natural chemistry. So, I wait for that. Then any game applied is just fun and can be romantic. Sorry, such a soppy girl way of looking at it.
Poly-
Thanks! I have something to go on now from what you’ve replied with.
Vincent-
Why do I get the feeling that you could pull that off? I certainly would laugh my ass off, but in a good way.
Anouk,
the sings are:
1. he may look at you with bedroom eyes,
2. he may touch you,
3. he rips your clothes off fervently and gets inside of you, going faster and harder and harder.
4. he butthex you
what does butthex mean?
We presently have a discussion thread going about this topic on SoSuave if anyone is interested in participating:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=174865
This is my home forum.
Vatican report claims men are more likely to commit sins of lust but women commit sins of pride.
Great post…used this in response to Korean girl asking how I new the Korean flirty words for “You’re pretty” “I miss you” and “let’s dance”….
Korean Girl: That’s really all you need to konw…Wow…how did you learn those words?
Me: It’s complicated…
I gotta hand it to you, barbs. You actually made me Launch “Zoodikers!” Out Loud.
“what does butthex mean?”
Something greatbooksformen always says that everyone but me seems to find hilarious.
butthex is what marriage beocmes when backed by fiat dollars as goldman sachs rhymes with tucker max lzozlzl
Two Words lzozlzoz dude loves to hear:
fiat currency
game_in_bk:
“Vatican report claims men are more likely to commit sins of lust but women commit sins of pride.”
I have to go with the Al Pacino’s Satan in Devil’s Advocate: “Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.”
I have to ask, though: Who is more likely to commit sins of wrath?
I’ll add, if you commit any sin other than Pride, you’re committing two of them. Pride is the ultimate sin from which all others stem.
@walawala
Great post…used this in response to Korean girl asking how I new the Korean flirty words for “You’re pretty” “I miss you” and “let’s dance”….
Korean Girl: That’s really all you need to konw…Wow…how did you learn those words?
Me: It’s complicated…
BTW, it doesn’t work for Chinese, but if you never let on you speak a word of Korean, and then come out speaking Korean, or using choice words, don’t let on beforehand. When she looks surprised, just smile. Learn another one so you can respond to her surprise (ex. – shrug shoulders, what can I say, “Hanguko choahaeyo”, “I like Korean (language)”).
They’re always shocked you know a word of Korean. They assume no-one ever learns it.
Gorbachev-san,
All of your emotional, over-reactive, unnecessarily inflammatory, and insecurity-ridden remarks can be summed up with one line:
Your beta-ness is showing.
Have a nice dayyy~ ^___^
“I’m emotionally available, probably too much so. That’s not the problem. And I’m most certainly not controlling, I love being told what to do, takes the decision making off me, but the power dynamic has to be established if that is to happen. ”
As you described the situation, you get frustrated with a lack of indicators of interest from a guy and it short-circuits the process. I was referring to your emotional dynamics within that specific part of the dance, not in general (which may indeed be very different.)
I’m saying if you want to make your life less frustrating, forget the “soppy” stuff and cooperate in the dance a little.
As iceberg slim says, a pimp should be a puzzle to the whores, a mystery to be solved…
Iceberg is a must read.
@Sniper
I hope that’s the last time I let myself write that tag line.
Gorbachev-san,
All of your emotional, over-reactive, unnecessarily inflammatory, and insecurity-ridden remarks can be summed up with one line:
Your beta-ness is showing.
Have a nice dayyy~ ^___^
I’ve met a few too many half-smart, unconscious, not-smart-enough-to-realize-how-slow-they-are retards like you with a modicum of mediocre success reinforcing their tendency to be unable to ask the right questions.
Your kind of egotism is the worst possible. That you’re blithely unaware that you’re intellectually crippled by it is one of the tragedies of the breed.
The inflamation is a response to your douchery. I abhor your kind of empty ego.
And my beta-ness comes out much of the time. So what? Never claimed to be some Alphameister. I just want to spend time with amazing women.
You, on the other hand, claimed to be Super Bright with an IQ OF 132 and Clearly Superior. Who makes claims like that?
Ask yourself.
Jay,
In every post re Sniper I said she was wrong, with increasingly detailed explanations why, and ended with a negative assessment about her future with men (she’d be lucky if when she was ultimately gamed it was a positive experience). That’s White Knighting?
On the other hand, I am a big fan of politeness and civil discourse, and you guys were letting the hate show to a pretty pathetic degree — I understand why she gets on your nerves so much, but even clueless chicks, especially young ones who might yet learn something, deserve to be treated respectfully. At least my explanations of why she was wrong might get through, I’m sure she ignores advice from people who call her words beginning with f, b, and c.
SMART GIRL is smart.
Uh…I had to change my name cuz some other dude had Jay.
@polymath
“In every post re Sniper I said she was wrong, with increasingly detailed explanations why, and ended with a negative assessment about her future with men (she’d be lucky if when she was ultimately gamed it was a positive experience). That’s White Knighting?”
It sure seemed like white knighting to me, but I guess it could be seen as otherwise.
“On the other hand, I am a big fan of politeness and civil discourse, and you guys were letting the hate show to a pretty pathetic degree — I understand why she gets on your nerves so much, but even clueless chicks, especially young ones who might yet learn something, deserve to be treated respectfully. At least my explanations of why she was wrong might get through, I’m sure she ignores advice from people who call her words beginning with f, b, and c.”
Uh…this is a game blog, not a college lecture series.
As for hate, eh.
I was just having fun with her.
I don’t hater her (how could I… I don’t even know her).
I do find her attitude irritating though.
As for her age: man, I am only a few years older than her.
I am not about start addressing her as “My Lady.” Those days are gone.
As for the word “cunt,” well…it is what first word that came to mind when I read her comments.
You’re too complicated. No swoon.
Original JB-
Thanks for your reply. I was casually asking, as I am looking for clues for something that happened while out Tues. eve. I don’t get frustrated, I just walk away and let him pursue if he’s interested. The dance I was having was a very subtle one given it was among a group of people but I wanted to see if there were specifics, just in case I missed any.
Her: Are you dating that girl?
Him: It’s complicated.
Her: Does she know that?
Him: …
^^ Major warning sign that he’s an asshole.
Good luck with that. Watching quality women walk away from the obvious problem child you are might get tiring after a while though.
“Her: Are you dating that girl?
Him: It’s complicated.
Her: Does she know that?
”
Him: Know what?
[editor: good answer. keep evading. obscure with technicalities. never let the chick win a point.]
I used the “it’s complicated” on a date tonight…
Chick asked me, “why do you like to take me out on odd nights? you got a wife at home or something?”
Me: “It’s complicated.”
Her eyes get big as she tries to figure out what that means… but she leaves it well enough alone.
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ehpehophile said: “Mr. President, will the war in Iraq end this year? Its Complicated, next question.”
Ask the Iraqis how they like voting in real elections and not being blown up insurgents for not wanting Sharia. The IVAW dude in the video can go suck a dick, though.
“Real Elections” ?
Come on ANON, you really believe any of the world’s governments still use them? The outcomes of so called “real” elections are just as fixed as WWE, or professional boxing matches. And in the event a rare “free, open, and fair” election happens, corruption (soon enough) ensures more of the same, just with a different name.
As for peaceful sunnis not getting bombed in a marketplace, by a suicide bomber, well its our American boys and girls getting IED’d with roadside attacks.
Sure, lets let our young servicemen/women die, so they can delay the eventual shia/suuni dustup.
Forestalling the inevitable, by trading our soldier’s blood for their oil, is something only a brainwashed citizen, or a trilaeralist/builderburger Bankster eletist could agree to.
I cannot accept their religion at the point of a sword any more then I can accept us forcing democracy on them at the point of a gun.
The truth of the matter, the US is a tool of the ZOG, and our continued presence in Iraq, takes the focus of Israel’s enemies off of her and places it on their “scapegoat” or “sacrificial lambs”.
Iraq will never be anything near as fine as UAE/Dubbai.
But then again, neither will Tel Aviv.
As a jewish messianic believer, it is my privilege to love Israel, my joy to bless her, and my duty to speak the truth about her.
As a Texan, it is contrary to my down-home, conservative roots to criticize the President, about the war, while we are still at war, but there remains two higher responsibilities: Truth and Justice.
This war, while unjust, has had a few but limited benefits…
The removal of Saddam, and a sea change in Iraq’s government’s treatment of its citizen’s and their human rights.
To continue to say and believe that we are still in Iraq for the welfare of the people of Iraq is a lie of the first order, and Americans foolishly naive to believe it.
Its time to bring our people home, or at least garrison them in Israel (If the goyim are dogs to fight the other goyim (wolves).
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Interesting. I like how the smart girl said you should keep things short to refrain from her to being sorry that she asks.
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