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If KStew is 100% straight, I am a box of frozen fishsticks.
'A Third' was fucking hilarious and @LauraJacqmin is a magician.
Show up at an event to see Troian and of course @rachelkiley is already there.
He also looks like he enjoys driving around with the windows rolled down and asking people whether their refrigerators are running.
26-year-old Biden looks like he thinks the word "pussy" is a really cool, subversive thing to say in front of old people.
Thnks @gabriellemcosta for this. Life won't ever be the same. http://8tracks.com/goodgirls/dear-willow-pape …
"You've changed" says a person who was born the way they are now and will be a baby forever and has never learned anything and is not real
jenny lewis
"Witch house, also known as drag, screwgaze, or haunted house..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_house_(music_genre) …
i've nevr seen a dooomind in the floosh
*bellows* moooockingjaaaayyyyyy
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The proximity between these had me convinced that there was a new book called THE FART IN OUR STARS. pic.twitter.com/VVa5nGJ7kX
The guy behind the coffee counter at my hometown Border's always used to comment on my purchases. I really miss that guy.
Sad that I'll never be able to flirt with the guys who work at Border's.
This quiz thinks I have "beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes" because I enjoy the experience of eating corn.
I got : Male, Late teens! Can We Guess Who You Are in Only 20 Questions? http://www.playbuzz.com/gregs/can-we-guess-who-you-are-in-only-20-questions … via @play_buzz
"I don't understand how irrigation works, but like, fuck...I feel like I should know how irrigation works." - @thbrogan on rain
This is maybe the most intelligent comment thread I've ever seen on the internet: http://io9.com/game-of-thrones-maisie-williams-may-star-in-the-last-of-1611029899/all …
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