32 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes That Make Absolutely No Sense

There's nothing wrong with a "sexy" Halloween costume, but lately the term "sexy" has been used just a bit too loosely, especially in the case of commercially produced costumes.

When every option out there is Sexy This and Sexy That, eventually you run out of good ideas. We updated our original post to find even more costumes that someone thought needed to be inexplicably sexed up, even though they had no business doing so.

• 1
  Killer Whale
  Imgur/Yandy
  Watch out, girl in a sexy seal costume!
• 2
  Corn
  Yandy.com
  Just ... what? Either you're a HUGE fan of corn, or you drew the shortest straw. Guessing the latter.
• 3
  Olaf From 'Frozen'
  Imgur/Yandy.com
  We can definitely let this one go.
• 4
  Body Bag
  Via Imgur
  Right.
• 5
  Bert
  Via Imgur/Yandy.com
  What would Ernie think? Wait, don't answer that.
• 6
  More 'Sesame Street' Characters
  Via Popular Character Costumes
  A hairy blue monster from a children's show that eats nothing but cookies all day? SEXY.
• 7
  'Biscuit Beast'
  Via Imgur
  ... Or if the REAL Cookie Monster is too sexy for you, there's always "Biscuit Beast."
• 8
  Crayons
  BuyCostumes
  Perhaps the person who thought this was a good idea ATE a lot of crayons as a child. That would make sense.
• 9
  Sudoku
  BuyCostumes
  Okay, this is just numbers on a dress.
• 10
  Taxi Driver
  Spirit Halloween
  If you've seen a real taxi driver lately, chances are you don't fantasize about him wearing something like this.
• 11
  Real Estate Agent
  Foxy Lady Boutique
  She'll sell you a house, and then ... give you some papers to sign.
• 12
  Medical Marijuana Dispenser
  Yandy
  That's it! EVERY profession has to be sexy now.
• 13
  CSI Agent
  Costume Supercenter
  Have you seen that show? The actors are already way hotter than any CSI in real life, so this just takes it even further. We can't see the benefit of wearing a skirt that high while collecting evidence.
• 14
  French Fries
  Yandy
  Sorry, Freedom Fries costume.
• 15
  Pizza
  Via Yandy
  You're gonna get a lot of "toppings" jokes, just forewarning.
• 16
  Nun
  ForeplayCatalog.com
  Ah, love the Biblically accurate high heels.
• 17
  Skittles
  Via Buy Costumes
  Dress the rainbow.
• 18
  Grateful Dead Bear
  Buy Costumes
  Everything the Dead were all about probably.
• 19
  Waldo
  Buy Costumes
  You didn't have to make it sexy for us to find you.
• 20
  Wednesday from 'The Addams Family'
  Buy Costumes
  Let's try to remember when we think up these "sexy" costumes, it's best if the character they're modeled after isn't an underage girl.
• 21
  Peasant
  Halloween Express
  Oh come on, what peasant in the history of peasantry has EVER looked like that?
• 22
  Miss Scissorhands
  Halloween Express
  Yeah, disfigured mechanical scissor hands... SEXY.
• 23
  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  Ninja Turtles Costumes
  They couldn't be this sexy if they really lived in a sewer, ate nothing but pizza, and took orders from a giant rat.
• 24
  Brian from 'Family Guy'
  Via Buy Costumes
  Oh yeah. They went there.
• 25
  Freddy Krueger
  Costume Supercenter
  We know there are generic sexy version of devils and witches and other "scary" costumes, but, really? You can't just put Freddy Krueger in a dress!
• 26
  Marionette
  Via Buy Costumes
  So ... strings totally attached, huh?
• 27
  Sherlock Holmes
  Foxy Lady Boutique
  Or "sexy detective costume" if you will. We won't.
• 28
  Darth Vader
  Yandy
  Aside from Princess Leia, no one from those movies should be that scantily clad.
• 29
  Pizza Delivery Person
  Foxy Lady Boutique
  We had no idea pizza delivery could be so "glamorous."
• 30
  Clown
  Costume Supercenter
  Because who HASN'T dreamed of getting in the sack with a clown?
• 31
  Spongebob
  Via Buy Costumes
  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Not a sexy lady!
• 32
  Oompa Loompa
  Via Imgur
  Sorry ... "Factory Worker."