Sick of jihadists? Join our Caption Contest!

This is the 91st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM reader David Y.):

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You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“We’re widening our anus for jihad!”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2015.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

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~Eowyn

Public sex at Dead Kennedys punk rock concert

America is Sodom and Gomorrah redux.

“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law” is the motto of occultist satanist Aleister Crowley (1875-1947) and of the Church of Satan.

And “do what thou wilt” is what America has become.

Many years ago, my husband predicted that people will engage in sex in the open and in public some day.

That day has long since arrived, but I had thought it was “only” confined to the homosexual “community” and their “gay pride” parades and festivals, like this scene from Nancy Pelosi’s San Francisco:

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How wrong I was.

Melissa Mecija reports for ABC10 News that on Thursday night, Jan. 15, 2015, during a Dead Kennedys punk rock concert at Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, an affluent city in San Diego County, California, a man and a woman engaged in public sex on the stage.

A woman was lying down on the stage, her torso, groin and legs exposed, with a man performing cunnilingus on her. The woman’s face is black-barred in the pic below.

cunnilingus at Dead Kennedys

Chris (last name withheld), who attended the concert, told ABC10, “This was something definitely different to see at a punk concert,” and that a number of people took photos of the man and woman. Many, however, were so blasé or jaded, they went right back back to listening to the band. “I think it was more an oddity, people just saw something strange for a few minutes,” Chris said.

ABC10 called the sheriff’s department to find out if the unnamed man and woman could face charges. A spokesperson pointed to Penal Code 314, which states that any person who exposes his or herself in a public place can face a misdemeanor if others are “offended or annoyed.”

At this point, however, the sheriff’s department said there were no official complaints made to the agency, but it could be a violation of the business and professions code.

The management at Belly Up Tavern released this statement to ABC10:

“Of course, we don’t condone this activity in our establishment and security stopped it right away. This is certainly a first for us.”

Chris did not see security stop the couple, but a spokesperson for the tavern insisted that security did throw them out. The sheriff’s department said they will work with the business to look into what happened.

To see a closer-up view of the couple, click here.

Warning: Eye and mind bleach alert!

Just remember you are forewarned, and if you choose to “click here,” don’t blame the messenger later.

What I find more interesting is not the public sex act but what appears to be a third breast and nipple on the left side of the woman’s torso between her belly-button and her groin (framed in white box in the pic.)

Here’s a cropped pic of the third breast-nipple (the woman’s actual breasts are blacked out):

Devil's teat

I’ve heard of the Devil’s teat or witch’s mark. Hers sure looks like one to me.

See also “Archeologists find evidence of the obliteration of Sodom-Gomorrah.”

~Eowyn

A Britt speaks out on islam

Nothing to do with Islam


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Saint Paul describes the process that leads to LGBT

In Saint Paul’s day, Rome was completely perverted. In the first chapter of his letter to Roman Christians, he explains the process that lead to that condition. He also adds a stern reminder that we have also have been forgiven all our sins, and must not judge. God’s purpose is to seek and safe the lost sheep, and rescue them from their sins.


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It happened in Rome before it happened here

They ignored the real God and replaced Him with their own version

When they wouldn’t listen, God said, “Have it your way”

“The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.

For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.

Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

a_aids_finalBecause of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. gayteacherThey are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31 they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.”

– Romans 1:18-32

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Our children are the target

Children sitting inside school bus

They deserve our protection

But wait

God actually wants to rescue them from this lifestyle death style!

“You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Now we know that God’s judgment against those who do such things is based on truth. So when you, a mere human being, pass judgment on them and yet do the same things, do you think you will escape God’s judgment? Or do you show contempt for the riches of his kindness, forbearance and patience, not realizing that God’s kindness is intended to lead you to repentance?”

– Romans 2:1-4

St. Jude offers a word of caution

Be very careful in dealing with perversion

But, dear friends, remember what the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ foretold. They said to you, ‘In the last times there will be scoffers who will follow their own ungodly desires.’ These are the people who divide you, who follow mere natural instincts and do not have the Spirit.

But you, dear friends, by building yourselves up in your most holy faith and praying in the Holy Spirit, keep yourselves in God’s love as you wait for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ to bring you to eternal life.

Be merciful to those who doubt; save others by snatching them from the fire; to others show mercy, mixed with fear—hating even the clothing stained by corrupted flesh.

– Jude 1:17-23

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God hates the sin, but loves the sinner.

Americans want Karl Marx for president; think Dr. MLK died just recently

Mark Dice is a media analyst, author, and political activist who’s adept at capturing dumb Americans on video with his man-on-the-street interviews and fake petitions.

In 2013, Dice got one after another San Diego beach goers to sign a (fake) petition supporting Obama and his “communist agenda” and to get Karl Marx, who’s only been dead for 132 years, for president in 2016 ’cause, you know, Marx and Obama are good buds and Marx would continue Obama’s “communist agenda” in the White House. (See “No-info Californians endorse Karl Marx for president 2016”)

The latest:

Dice struck again, capturing on video Americans who think Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. had just died (when the man’s been dead for nearly 47 years), and that MLK was the first African-American black to walk on the moon.

Just remember: They vote!

H/t FOTM’s Kelleigh and InfoWars

See also:

~Eowyn

Guess how many private jets are flying to the World Economic Forum?

Information from @flightradar24:

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1700 private jets expected to Davos in Switzerland to discuss climate change at World Economic Forum”

On the agenda? Climate Change, of course!

“At the same time, the impacts of climate change are exacerbating this growing divide (income inequality). As temperatures rise, extreme weather events are becoming more frequent and severe, crops and livelihoods are being devastated, and the efforts of people on low incomes to feed their families are being undone. Those who are least to blame are suffering the most.

On climate change, 2015 could be a pivotal year if our leaders rise to the challenge. Last year we saw the latest scientific assessments confirm more clearly than ever the scale of the danger we face from a warming world. And we saw the response of citizens: in September in New York, l joined a hundreds of thousands on a march to demand real action on climate. We were joined by many thousands more in other cities worldwide.”

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h/t Twitchy

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Preach it: Billy Crystal says graphic gay sex on TV has gone ‘too far’ and that the industry mustn’t ‘shove it in our face’

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Daily Mail: Actor Billy Crystal has said graphic scenes of gay sex on TV have gone too far, and the industry must take care not to ‘shove it in our face’. Crystal, who became one of network television’s first gay characters on comedy show Soap in the 1970s, said contemporary programs are ‘pushing it a little too far’.

He declined to cite any examples, but implied that intolerant attitudes he struggled with while playing Jodie Dallas from 1977 to 1981 have now swung the other way.

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According to The Wrap, he told an audience at the Television Critics Association press tour in Pasadena, California: ‘Sometimes, it’s just pushing it a little too far for my taste and I’m not going to reveal to you which ones they are. I hope people don’t abuse it and shove it in our face… to the point where it feels like an every day kind of thing.’

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He had earlier described how audiences were slow to accept openly gay moments in Soap while it was being aired on ABC – particularly when he was interacting with on-screen boyfriend Bob Seagren, who played Dennis Phillips.

He told the audience: ‘It was very difficult at the time – Jodie was really the first recurring [gay] character on network television and it was a different time, it was 1977. ‘So, yeah, it was awkward. It was tough.’

‘I did it in front of a live audience and there were times when I would say to Bob, “I love you,” and the audience would laugh nervously. ‘I wanted to stop the taping and go, “What is your problem?”‘

However, Crystal later rowed back on his comments and said: ‘Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything today’.

In a discussion reported in a blog on Xfinity, Crystal first blasted the today’s culture of taking offense, then expressed his regret over speaking out at all. He said: ‘We live in a very scary time in many ways. You can’t say this, you can’t say that, you can’t offend this group, that group. People come up to you and ask if you were offended. I don’t understand that. I understand it why everyone is watching out for the other person. That’s offensive to me.’

Welcome to our world Mr. Crystal...

Welcome to our world Mr. Crystal…

He also said that his comments apply to heterosexual sex scenes as well as gay ones. He said: ‘When it gets too far either visually…now, that world exists because it does for the hetero world, it exists, and I don’t want to see that either.’

Lena Dunham (aka "I was raped by a republican") displaying her "acting" skills in Girls.

Lena Dunham (aka “I was raped by a republican”) displaying her “acting” skills in Girls.

He and fellow star Josh Gad later referenced HBO’s Girls as a show which features large amounts of gratuitous sex scenes.

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Your “Awww” of the day

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~Eowyn